// ----------( OSiRiS 341 Voice Pack for Tribes 2 )------------------------------------------------------------------------
//
//    Using "VoicePackDX" - Voice Package Definition File           by      TracerDX
//                                                                          Website @ http://tracerdx.zoneofcontrol.net
//
//    Voice Chat Menu support for:      D6 Voice Pack Ver 2.0       by      Govt.Cheese[D6] and Jimbo2000[D6]
//                                      Reflex CGSP2 Ver 1.0        by      R1
//                                      Crack Pack with iSmack      by      WeNdeL
//
//    by OSiRiS 341     assisted by HellSpawn07 for some stuff
//                        vocals by SpudmanVA for TACTiCAL section
//    Version 3.0
//    November 24, 2002
//
//    Official Website @ http://osiris.tribes2.org
//
//    email: osiris@tribes2.org
// ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

	startVPDXMenu( "Q: South Park" );
		
		startVPDXMenu( "Q: SouthPark Season 1" );
			
			startVPDXMenu( "Q: Part 1" );
				addVPDXItem( "q: OMG They killed Kenny             ", "Oh my God ... they killed Kenny ! You bastards!", "sp101_killed", false);
				addVPDXItem( "w: You should ask Mr.Hat             ", "Oh I think you should ask Mr. Hat", "sp101_ithink", false);
				addVPDXItem( "e: Not fat I'm big boned             ", "I'm not fat... I'm big boned", "sp101_bigboned", false);
				addVPDXItem( "r: Baking brownies                   ", "Somebody's baking brownies", "sp101_brownies", false);
				addVPDXItem( "t: Kick the baby!                    ", "Kick the baby!", "sp101_kyle", false);
				addVPDXItem( "y: I gave you sweet lovin            ", "Damn woman! I just gave you sweet lovin 5 minutes ago. You tryin' to kill me?", "sp102_sweetlovin", false);
				addVPDXItem( "a: Are you talking to me?            ", "You talkin to me ? I don't see anybody else around here... so you must be talkin to me.", "sp102_talking", false);
				addVPDXItem( "s: I'm not scared of nothin          ", "Shut up! I'm not scared of nothin!", "sp103_backseat", false);
				addVPDXItem( "d: The gun I used in NAM             ", "This is like the gun I used in NAM", "sp103_nam", false);
				addVPDXItem( "f: Coming right for us               ", "IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US !!!", "sp103_right4us", false);
				addVPDXItem( "g: I'm Big Gay Al                    ", "Hello there little pup! I'm Big Gay Al!", "sp104_hello", false);
				addVPDXItem( "h: Elephant and pig                  ", "I don't think an elephant would make love to a pig.", "sp105_drunk", false);
				addVPDXItem( "z: He's doing something...           ", "He's doing something to his ass, he's not kicking his ass but he's definitely doing something to his ass.", "sp104_audio1", false);
				addVPDXItem( "x: Sparky, get down!                 ", "Sparky, get down!", "sp104_audio4", false);
				addVPDXItem( "c: Never woman kick my ass           ", "If she tried anything I be like... HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!", "sp105_cartman", false);
				addVPDXItem( "v: Shoot me!                         ", "Shoot me! I wish I were dead!", "sp106_grandpa", false);
				addVPDXItem( "b: What color is the wind?           ", "Oh Derek... What color is the wind ?", "sp106_tandp", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			startVPDXMenu( "W: Part 2" );
				addVPDXItem( "q: Trick or treat!                   ", "-Ding Dong- Trick or treat!", "sp107_trickortreat", false);
				addVPDXItem( "w: Screw my trick or treat           ", "No one screws up my trick or treat and gets away with it!", "sp107_cartman", false);
				addVPDXItem( "e: Duckbilled platypus              ", "Look! There's a rare duck-billed platypus! IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!", "sp108_platypus", false);
				addVPDXItem( "r: Holy poop on a stick              ", "Holy poop on a stick.", "sp108_stick", false);
				addVPDXItem( "t: Explaining appetizer              ", "These are what we call appetizers. This what you eat before you eat, to make you more hungry.", "sp109_appetizer", false);
				addVPDXItem( "y: Pissed off turkeys                ", "Whoah! Those are some pissed off turkeys!", "sp109_pissed", false);
				addVPDXItem( "a: You ain't Fiona Apple             ", "Well you ain't Fiona Apple and if you ain't Fiona Apple I don't give a rat ass!", "sp112_fiona", false);
				addVPDXItem( "s: Kick you in the nuts              ", "Come on! Let me kick you in the nuts for it!", "sp112_nuts", false);
				addVPDXItem( "d: You piss ant hick!                ", "I'm not talking to you! You piss ant little hick!", "sp112_pissant", false);
				addVPDXItem( "f: What is the problemo?             ", "What seems to be the problemo here?", "sp112_problemo", false);
				addVPDXItem( "g: Bad Kitty!                        ", "Bad Kitty!", "sp113_kitty", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			addVPDXItem( "e: You go to hell                    ", "You go to hell. You go to hell and you die!", "sp101_mrhat", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Kick Ass!                         ", "Kick Ass!", "sp101_kickass", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Follow your dreams                ", "Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals. I'm living proof. Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!", "sp102_follow", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: A bunch of hippie crap            ", "It's all a bunch of tree huggin' hippie crap", "sp102_hippiecrap", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Know what I think?                ", "You wanna know what I think? -fart-", "sp103_ithink", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Smoking crack is cool             ", "My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool.", "sp106_cartman", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Why we standing here              ", "You're probably wondering why we're standing here with a pile body and no pants on.", "sp107_mayorsarg", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Do you like to dance?             ", "Do you like to dance ? - WORK IT! -", "sp104_dance", false);

		endVPDXMenu();
		
		startVPDXMenu( "W: SouthPark Season 2" );
			
			startVPDXMenu( "Q: Part 1" );
				addVPDXItem( "q: Only Kraft dinner                 ", "It's been a long day and only Kraft Dinner can calm my nerves.", "sp201_kraftdinner", false);
				addVPDXItem( "w: Wanna see inside?                 ", "Wanna see whats on the inside of me? -fart-", "sp201_fart2", false);
				addVPDXItem( "e: *fart* AHAHAHAHA!                 ", "*fart* AHAHAHAHAHAH!", "sp201_fart3", false);
				addVPDXItem( "r: Look for treasure!                ", "Let's look for treasure!", "sp201_treasure", false);
				addVPDXItem( "t: Lowest form of comedy             ", "Fart jokes are the lowest form of comedy.", "sp201_fartjokes", false);
				addVPDXItem( "y: Sounded like a phone              ", "That fart sounded like a ringing phone! ... Oh wait! That is the phone.", "sp201_phone", false);
				addVPDXItem( "a: The speed limit?                  ", "Do you know what the speed limit is here?", "sp203_here", false);
				addVPDXItem( "s: Had sex with chicken              ", "Sorry I had sex with the chicken, I won't do it again. Bye-Bye.", "sp203_note", false);
				addVPDXItem( "d: Forget this happened              ", "That's right. Return to your simple lives, just forget this ever happened!", "sp203_forget", false);
				addVPDXItem( "f: I know smarty pants               ", "I know that, smarty pants! Or do you think I'm some kind of idiot!?!?", "sp203_idiot", false);
				addVPDXItem( "g: Hippies suck                      ", "Drugs are bad because if you do drugs, you're a hippie! And hippies suck.", "sp204_hippie", false);
				addVPDXItem( "h: Time and place...college          ", "There's a time and a place for everything. And it's called 'college'. Do you understand?", "sp204_college", false);
				addVPDXItem( "z: Grateful Dead concert             ", "Oh, why don't you do to a Grateful Dead concert?", "sp204_jerbear", false);
				addVPDXItem( "x: Here we go cows                   ", "Here we go Cows, here we go! Huh Huh!", "sp205_herewego", false);
				addVPDXItem( "c: Respect foreigners                ", "Hey! I get quite disturbed when you call me that! You shouldn't make fun of foreigners.", "sp205_frenchpeople", false);
				addVPDXItem( "v: What jolly good fun               ", "Oh, what jolly good fun!", "sp205_jolly", false);
				addVPDXItem( "b: What's Vietnam?                   ", "What's Vietnam? A question a child might ask but not a childish question. Hehehehehe", "sp206_vietnam", false);
				addVPDXItem( "n: Mexican staring frog              ", "I am the deadly Mexican staring frog. A sudden sleep launcher. I am very scary... and dangerous.", "sp206_scary", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			startVPDXMenu( "W: Part 2" );
				addVPDXItem( "q: Don't wanna die on bus            ", "I don't wanna die on this bus with you assholes! You guys suck!", "sp207_suck", false);
				addVPDXItem( "w: Do not get off this bus           ", "KIDS! Do not get off this bus! If you do a big scary monster WILL eat you!", "sp207_scary", false);
				addVPDXItem( "e: What did you say?!?               ", "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?", "sp207_what", false);
				addVPDXItem( "r: Where Mr.Hat went?                ", "Well let me ask you this... where do you think Mr. Hat went?", "sp208_where", false);
				addVPDXItem( "t: Are you gay?                      ", "Um... are you gay?", "sp208_yougay", false);
				addVPDXItem( "y: I am 100% not gay                 ", "Well, I can tell you that I am 100% NOT gay!", "sp208_notgay", false);
				addVPDXItem( "a: Can't find man in boat            ", "I'm sorry Mayor, but I couldn't find the little man in the boat.", "sp208_lmib", false);
				addVPDXItem( "s: Smells ass down here              ", "Ah man! It smells like ass down here!", "sp209_ass", false);
				addVPDXItem( "d: She be the death of him           ", "She'll be the death of him, mark my words... She'll be the death of him.", "sp209_death", false);
				addVPDXItem( "f: Love your salty balls             ", "Yeah I love your salty chocolate balls.", "sp209_salty", false);
				addVPDXItem( "g: Kick her square in nuts           ", "I am gonna go downstairs and kick her square in the nuts!", "sp210_nuts", false);
				addVPDXItem( "h: Stop being so poor                ", "You better stop being so poor.", "sp210_rocks", false);
				addVPDXItem( "z: Baby is born in ghetto            ", "On a cold and grey Chicago morning another little baby child is born in the ghetto.", "sp210_ghetto", false);
				addVPDXItem( "x: You ass is collapsing             ", "Your ass is collapsing!", "sp210_collapsing", false);
				addVPDXItem( "c: What are doing here?              ", "Damnit! Children what are you doing here?!", "sp210_surgery", false);
				addVPDXItem( "v: Normal 3rd graders?               ", "Can't we just be like normal 3rd graders for a little while?", "sp211_3rdgraders", false);
				addVPDXItem( "b: I'm going weewee                  ", "I'm just gonna step outside and go wee-wee.", "sp211_weewee", false);
				addVPDXItem( "n: We need chicks                    ", "Now all we need is chicks.", "sp212_chicks", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			startVPDXMenu( "E: Part 3" );
				addVPDXItem( "q: Offer you beverage                ", "Can I offer you ladies a cool beverage or a tasty snack?", "sp212_beverage", false);
				addVPDXItem( "w: Watch Gladiators                  ", "Can I watch American Gladiators?", "sp212_gladiators", false);
				addVPDXItem( "e: Adverse effect on me              ", "Stan's behavior is having an adverse effect on my education.", "sp212_education", false);
				addVPDXItem( "r: They planned out this             ", "They are women. They had this whole thing planned out months ahead of time.", "sp212_women", false);
				addVPDXItem( "t: We could ruin their lives         ", "Heya! That'll be sweet! We could totally ruin their lives.", "sp212_ruin", false);
				addVPDXItem( "y: We shot you. You dead.            ", "We shot your Bosnian fat ass...", "sp212_weshot", false);
				addVPDXItem( "a: I wanna fingerpaint               ", "HEY! I'm not a little kid anymore! And If I wanna fingerpaint, then I'm gonna fingerpaint!", "sp212_fingerpaint", false);
				addVPDXItem( "s: The line ride sucked              ", "This is just my opinion, but I think the line ride sucked donkey balls", "sp213_donkeyballs", false);
				addVPDXItem( "d: Scared crap outta me              ", "I don't know what you guys are talking about. That scared the crap outta me!", "sp213_crap", false);
				addVPDXItem( "f: To whore myself                   ", "My only hope is... to whore myself to every women in town.", "sp214_whore", false);
				addVPDXItem( "g: Mommy's little angel              ", "Such a good boy, mommy's little angel -kiss-", "sp215_angel", false);
				addVPDXItem( "h: Have to trust people              ", "Don't be such a dumbass, you have to trust people.", "sp216_trust", false);
				addVPDXItem( "z: He has magic powers               ", "Dude Mr. Hankey has magic powers, he can do whatever he wants!", "sp216_dude", false);
				addVPDXItem( "x: Why they torture me?              ", "Why do they're torture me like this?!?! Why can't they leave me alone?!?!", "sp217_torture", false);
				addVPDXItem( "c: Can't take pressure               ", "I can't take that kind of pressure. NO!!! Sweet Jesus please!", "sp217_pressure", false);
				addVPDXItem( "v: The Crocodiles Call               ", "There's bound to be some crocs up here. I'll use my 'Croc-Call' and try to bring 'em out...", "sp218_croccall", false);
				addVPDXItem( "b: Quiet, hunting crocs              ", "Be very, very quiet... I'm hunting crocodiles...", "sp218_crocodiles", false);
				addVPDXItem( "n: Enter chamber of farts            ", "Dare you enter the chamber of farts.", "sp213_farts", false);
			endVPDXMenu();

			addVPDXItem( "r: DAHAHA! Just kidding!             ", "DAHAHAHA! Just kidding!", "sp201_laugh3", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Respect my autoritah!             ", "I'm a cop and you will respect my AUTHORITAH!", "sp203_authority", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Don't happen again k?             ", "That's okay. Just don't let it happen again.", "sp204_mkay", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Pretty sweet to me                ", "That sounds pretty sweet to me.", "sp202_sweet", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Revenge is sweet                  ", "Revenge is so very, very sweet.", "sp206_revenge", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: I'm pissed. Hippie!               ", "Thats it! Now I'm all pissed off! Take that hippie!", "sp206_thatsit", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: That sucked ass!                  ", "Excuse me but I do believe that sucked ass!", "sp211_suckedass", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: I only need one dude              ", "I only need one dude, I only need one.", "sp213_one", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: One fair way to go                ", "All right! There's only one fair way to do this.", "sp218_fair", false);
			
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		startVPDXMenu( "E: SouthPark Season 3" );
			
			startVPDXMenu( "Q: Part 1" );
				addVPDXItem( "q: Bulldozers rule                   ", "Wow! Dude, Bulldozers rule!", "sp301_bulldozersrule", false);
				addVPDXItem( "w: We are lost & hungry              ", "We are lost and very hungry. Neccisito Burritos!", "sp301_burritos", false);
				addVPDXItem( "e: Ahhh! Snake!!!                    ", "AHHHH! SNAKE!!!", "sp301_coralsnake", false);
				addVPDXItem( "r: I should be home                  ", "I should be home nestled on the couch with my Mr. Kitty right now...", "sp301_stay", false);
				addVPDXItem( "t: This place sucks                  ", "This place is overcrowded, smelly and poor. That's not funny, that's sucks!", "sp301_funny", false);
				addVPDXItem( "y: Quit slacking off                 ", "Why don't you people quit slacking off and get a job?!? What's wrong with you?", "sp301_getjobs", false);
				addVPDXItem( "a: Smells like ass                   ", "Oh my god! It smells like ass out here.", "sp301_ass", false);
				addVPDXItem( "s: Bad! Bad monkey!                  ", "BAD! BAD MONKEY!", "sp301_badmonkey", false);
				addVPDXItem( "d: So much to ask?                   ", "Lord, is it so much to ask that you not let us suddenly burst into flame for no apparent reason?", "sp302_somuchtoask", false);
				addVPDXItem( "g: Make sure to fart                 ", "Have you boys been sure to pass gas regularly so you don't spontaneously combust?", "sp302_mrmackee", false);
				addVPDXItem( "h: You must fart regulary            ", "So, from this day forward everyone will be required to fart on a regular basis...", "sp302_mayordecree", false);
				addVPDXItem( "z: Don't see everyday                ", "Oh wow, you don't see that everyday.", "sp303_everyday", false);
				addVPDXItem( "x: Read the letters                  ", "All you have to do is read the letters, can you see the letters?", "sp303_readtheletters", false);
				addVPDXItem( "c: You're a succubus                 ", "We know what you are lady. Yeah, you're a bloodthirsty succubus...", "sp303_silly", false);
				addVPDXItem( "v: Get kids wear glasses             ", "The hardest thing to do is get kids to wear their glasses...", "sp303_stapler", false);
				addVPDXItem( "b: Glasses stapled                   ", "I can't removed the glasses, they're stapled to my head!", "sp303_hateyouguys", false);
				addVPDXItem( "n: Your eyes really suck             ", "Damn, your eyes must really suck...", "sp303_eyes", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			startVPDXMenu( "W: Part 2" );
				addVPDXItem( "q: You guys 10 buck...               ", "When I have you guys 10 bucks, I'm gonna use it to buy the sweetest big screen TV in the world.", "sp304_bigscreen", false);
				addVPDXItem( "w: No kids screw around              ", "Now let me make one thing crystal clear... I don't like kids that screw around.", "sp304_crystalclear", false);
				addVPDXItem( "e: Boxing is man sport               ", "Boxing is a MAN sport. There is nothing in the world more MAN than boxing. It is MAN at his most MAN.", "sp304_man", false);
				addVPDXItem( "r: Resist the ass                    ", "How can I resist an ass so great?! This ass is unlike any I have encountered, master", "sp304_resisttheass", false);
				addVPDXItem( "t: Spirit of the dragon              ", "The spirit of the dragon is in your hands.", "sp304_spiritofdragon", false);
				addVPDXItem( "y: Learn art of sumo                 ", "Your friend has brought you to learn the ancient art of Sumo. You must learn discipline, and respect.", "sp304_sumo", false);
				addVPDXItem( "a: The fight WILL be                 ", "Okay, so, just to set the record straight here... The fight WILL be happening...", "sp304_weighin", false);
				addVPDXItem( "s: He flipped you off                ", "There, you see, he just flipped you off!", "sp304_whatajerk", false);
				addVPDXItem( "d: Nobody can stand Cher             ", "- Cher song - Nobody can stand this much Cher!", "sp308_cher", false);
				addVPDXItem( "f: Popcorn necklaces                 ", "I desire... popcorn necklaces.", "sp309_moses", false);
				addVPDXItem( "g: ALABAMAMAN!                       ", "ALABAMAMAN! He's quick, he's strong, he's active...", "sp310_alabamaman", false);
				addVPDXItem( "h: Soaring so high Song              ", "Soaring so high above the world. Never thought I could be so free...", "sp311_soaringsohigh", false);
				addVPDXItem( "z: Wacky Action Bike 1               ", "Wild Wacky Action Bike! It's a bike that's hard to ride!!", "sp310_bike1", false);
				addVPDXItem( "x: Wacky Action Bike 2               ", "I'm gonna try to ride it all day long but I'm gonna fail, because it's Wild Wacky Action Bike!!", "sp310_bike2", false);
				addVPDXItem( "c: Wacky Action Bike 3               ", "You can't ride it! You can't ride it! Wild Wacky Action Bike!!", "sp310_bike3", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			startVPDXMenu( "E: Part 3" );
				addVPDXItem( "q: Ain't a whore house               ", "Ah nuts! This ain't a whore house. It's a HOR-ROR house!", "sp312_whorehouse", false);
				addVPDXItem( "w: Animal cookies                    ", "Can I get some of those animal cookies, those frosted ones with the sprinkles on 'em?", "sp314_cookies", false);
				addVPDXItem( "e: God bless those men               ", "God bless those men that fight for their freedom!", "sp314_godbless", false);
				addVPDXItem( "r: We take that hill                 ", "We take that hill and when we stand tall upon it. We hold our heads high and we yell...", "sp314_hill", false);
				addVPDXItem( "t: Game of grab ass                  ", "Hey guys, let's all play a game of grab ass!", "sp314_grabass", false);
				addVPDXItem( "a: No respect authority              ", "They don't respect our authority...", "sp314_our", false);
				addVPDXItem( "s: Ooh baby yeah...                  ", "Oooh baby yeah baby... ooh baby!", "sp316_baby", false);
				addVPDXItem( "d: Never have a period               ", "You will hit puberty when the time is right...", "sp316_godspeaks", false);
				addVPDXItem( "f: We heard that crap                ", "We've heard that crap for about 2,000 years now, we wanna hear somethin' new!", "sp316_garrison", false);
				addVPDXItem( "z: To find brown noise               ", "We're trying to find the brown noise...", "sp317_brownnoise", false);
				addVPDXItem( "x: I like to rock!                   ", "I like to rock!", "sp314_rock", false);
			endVPDXMenu();

			addVPDXItem( "r: This is gonna suck                ", "Ah man... this is gonna suck donkey balls", "sp301_donkeyballs", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: The Lord taketh                   ", "The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away... There's seem to be a lot more takething going on.", "sp302_taketh", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Great power in ass                ", "There is indeed great power in your ass. Perhaps you should consider Sumo as a profession.", "sp304_greatpower", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Ah! DAMMIT!                       ", "Ah DAMMIT!!", "sp307_dammit", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Dude this is gay                  ", "Dude, this is GAY!", "sp307_gay", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Holy shit!                        ", "Holy shit!", "sp310_holyshit", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Travolta disease?                 ", "Dude, what's wrong with you? You have some kind of John Travolta disease?", "sp313_travolta", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Miracle!                          ", "Who would have thought such a miracle could be? Who could have known that this moment I would see?", "sp313_miracle", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Superpowers                       ", "Hurry and die you piece of crap!", "sp302_superpowers", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		startVPDXMenu( "R: SouthPark Season 4" );
			
			startVPDXMenu( "Q: Part 1" );
				addVPDXItem( "q: Chase still going on              ", "Well it's been over 13 hours now and still the car chase is not ended!", "sp401_13hours", false);
				addVPDXItem( "w: Animaniacs                        ", "There is 2 kinds of kids in the world, kids who like Animaniacs and kids who don't like Animaniacs...", "sp401_animaniacs", false);
				addVPDXItem( "e: Tooth fairy                       ", "Look at what the tooth fairy left me last night! ... for one tooth!", "sp402_2dollars", false);
				addVPDXItem( "r: You'll not believe it             ", "You guys! Oh my god you guys! You ain't gonna believe it! It's beyond rational thought you guys!", "sp402_4dollars", false);
				addVPDXItem( "t: What do we have here?             ", "Well, well, well... What do we have here? Ah! -beep-", "sp402_ahsht", false);
				addVPDXItem( "y: I don't exist?                    ", "Dude! This book says that I don't exist unless I think I do! But what if I don't?", "sp402_descartes", false);
				addVPDXItem( "a: An Easter Egg!                    ", "Oh look! An Easter Egg!", "sp403_egg", false);
				addVPDXItem( "s: TIMMY!                            ", "TIMMY!", "sp404_timmy", false);
				addVPDXItem( "d: There's too many!                 ", "There's too many of them!", "sp405_boringus", false);
				addVPDXItem( "f: They got activists                ", "Wow! They got activits for everything these days!", "sp406_activists", false);
				addVPDXItem( "g: Smacked me in balls               ", "Oh he smacked me in the balls! Ouch...", "sp406_balls", false);
				addVPDXItem( "h: Hippies everywhere!               ", "No! No! Hippies all around me! They're everywhere! Help!", "sp407_hippies", false);
				addVPDXItem( "z: Coming for attack                 ", "Coming in for attack captain!!", "sp407_attack", false);
				addVPDXItem( "x: This cracker ass town             ", "This whole cracker ass town can kiss my ass!", "sp408_crackertown", false);
				addVPDXItem( "c: Being a mall cop                  ", "That's what being a mall cop is all about!", "sp409_allabout", false);
				addVPDXItem( "v: Boyband                           ", "God has told me how to make 10 million dollars. How? Boyband.", "sp409_boyband", false);
				addVPDXItem( "b: Angry hand of God                 ", "I felt it, you guys! I felt the angry hands of God!", "sp410_angrygod", false);
				addVPDXItem( "n: Find 3rd graders                  ", "Dude, we have to find some 3rd graders to beat up!", "sp412_3rdgraders", false);
			endVPDXMenu();

			addVPDXItem( "w: Finger bang bang                  ", "Finger BANG BANG you every night!", "sp409_fingerbang", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Can't hide from me                ", "Did you bastards really think you could hide from me forever?", "sp402_forever", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Dude! We suck!                    ", "Dude! We suck!", "sp404_wesuck", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Retard out of misery              ", "Would somebody put this retard out of his misery?", "sp415_retard", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: These guys are nuts               ", "These guys are completly nuts!", "sp408_completelynuts", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Monkeys are afraid                ", " ", "sp405_monkeys", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Right in the balls                ", "Oh yeah, right in the balls man! Right square in the balls.", "sp417_balls", false);

		endVPDXMenu();
		
		startVPDXMenu( "A: SouthPark Season 5" );
			
			startVPDXMenu( "Q: Part 1" );
				addVPDXItem( "q: What a crybaby!                   ", "Geez! What a little crybaby. You gonna cry all day crybaby?", "sp501_crybaby", false);
				addVPDXItem( "w: Hannibal                          ", "Did you guys see that movie 'Hannibal'? With the deformed guy training giant pigs...", "sp501_pony", false);
				addVPDXItem( "e: I love you guys                   ", "I love you guys!", "sp502_love", false);
				addVPDXItem( "r: I learned something               ", "I learned something today...", "sp502_learned", false);
				addVPDXItem( "t: Naked pictures                    ", "Now the 1st activity for this evening...", "sp503_naked", false);
				addVPDXItem( "a: Winey platoon!                    ", "Oh what is it? If there's one thing I hate it's winey platoon!!", "sp503_platoon", false);
				addVPDXItem( "s: Need help from S.B.F.             ", "I cannot face him alone... we must get the help of all the Super Best Friends.", "sp504_help", false);
				addVPDXItem( "d: Are you from Mars?                ", "Dude, are you from Mars or something?", "sp506_mars", false);
				addVPDXItem( "f: Arms & legs inside                ", "Gentlemen, keep your arms and legs inside the vehicule at all time, make sure your seatbelt are fasten!", "sp506_vehicule", false);
				addVPDXItem( "g: Shoot on sight!                   ", "If you see anybody on my property... you are to shoot on sight!", "sp506_property", false);
				addVPDXItem( "z: Can we PLEASE play?               ", "God dammit! Can we PLEASE just get back to playing our video game PLEASE!", "sp508_game", false);
				addVPDXItem( "x: Melody to Funky Town              ", "Hold on... wait a second... that's it! That's the melody to Funky Town!", "sp508_funkytown", false);
				addVPDXItem( "c: Instigate Plan B                  ", "The time for being nice is over. We must instigate 'Plan B'", "sp508_planb", false);
				addVPDXItem( "v: Take care of this prick           ", "I'm gonna go take care of this prick...", "sp509_dealwiththisprick", false);
				addVPDXItem( "b: Damn you Internet!                ", "Damn you Internet!", "sp514_internet", false);
			endVPDXMenu();

			addVPDXItem( "w: Cripple fight outside             ", "Attention shoppers, outside today we have Cripple Fight.", "sp503_fight", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: CRIPPLE FIGHT!                    ", "CRIPPLE FIGHT!", "sp503_cripple", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Na na na na :P                    ", ":P", "sp501_nanana", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: HAHAHAHAHAHA!                     ", "HAHAHAHAHA!", "sp501_maniac", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Funniest thing                    ", "I think I just saw the funniest thing I'll ever see...", "sp510_funnyfuse", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: I'm so high right now             ", "Oh man, I'm so high right now... I have no idea what's going on.", "sp508_sohigh", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: That asshole...                   ", "That asshole... that big smelly ass, ass-sniffin' asshole! I'm gonna get him!", "sp501_asshole", false);

		endVPDXMenu();

		startVPDXMenu( "S: SouthPark Season 6" );
			
			addVPDXItem( "q: Start jacking off                 ", "I would totally start jacking off right now.", "sp602_jackingoff", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Happy it's over with              ", "Dude, I'm just happy this whole stupid thing is over with.", "sp603_overwith", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Can't go on, need food            ", "Can't go on... need... food", "sp605_needfood", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: So weak dude                      ", "So weak... so weak dude... man", "sp611_soweakdude", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Are you high?                     ", "Are you high? Or just incredibly stupid?", "sp612_areyouhigh", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Heaven is this moment             ", "... maybe heaven is THIS moment, right now.", "sp612_heavens", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Crap out your mouth               ", " ", "sp608_crapoutyourmouth", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		startVPDXMenu( "D: SouthPark Characters" );
			
			startVPDXMenu( "Q: Cartman Part 1" );
				addVPDXItem( "q: Booooring                         ", "Booooring", "cartman_boring", false);
				addVPDXItem( "w: Bunch of crap                     ", "That's a bunch of crap!", "cartman_bunchofcrap", false);
				addVPDXItem( "e: Cartoons kick ass                 ", "Cartoons kick ass!", "cartman_cartoons", false);
				addVPDXItem( "r: Get the hell out                  ", "Get the hell out I said! The party's over! GET OUT GOD DAMNIT!", "cartman_getout", false);
				addVPDXItem( "t: You got in trouble                ", "You got in trouble, You got in trouble (singing)", "cartman_gottrouble", false);
				addVPDXItem( "a: I hate those things               ", "I hate those frigging thing!", "cartman_hatethosethings", false);
				addVPDXItem( "s: I'm going home                    ", "Okay that does it! Screw you guys... I'm going home.", "cartman_home", false);
				addVPDXItem( "d: Oooh It sucks                     ", "Oooooh it sucks...", "cartman_itsucks", false);
				addVPDXItem( "f: NO! GOD NO!                       ", "NO! GOD NO !!!", "cartman_no", false);
				addVPDXItem( "z: That's not fair!                  ", "That's not fair!", "cartman_notfair", false);
				addVPDXItem( "x: I know what's coming              ", "Oh oh... I bet I know what's coming", "cartman_ohoh", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
						
			startVPDXMenu( "W: Cartman Part 2" );
				addVPDXItem( "q: You piece of crap                 ", "You little piece of crap! I'll kill you!", "cartman_pieceofcrap", false);
				addVPDXItem( "w: I am so pissed off                ", "I. Am. So. Pissed. Off. Right. Now.", "cartman_pissedoff", false);
				addVPDXItem( "e: Ask you question                  ", "Can I ask you a question?", "cartman_question", false);
				addVPDXItem( "r: Shut the hell up!                 ", "Would you shut the hell up! Nobody gives a rat ass!", "cartman_ratass", false);
				addVPDXItem( "a: Screw you hippie!                 ", "Screw you hippie!", "cartman_screwyou", false);
				addVPDXItem( "s: Shut up dildo!                    ", "Shut up dildo!", "cartman_shutup", false);
				addVPDXItem( "d: Son of a bitch                    ", "Son of a bitch!", "cartman_sonofabitch", false);
				addVPDXItem( "f: That does it!                     ", "OKAY! THAT DOES IT!", "cartman_thatdoesit", false);
				addVPDXItem( "z: Wait a minute                     ", "Wait a minute.", "cartman_wait", false);
				addVPDXItem( "x: What are you doing?               ", "What the hell are you doing ?!?!", "cartman_youdoing", false);
				addVPDXItem( "c: You sick bastard!                 ", "You sick bastard!", "cartman_yousick", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			startVPDXMenu( "E: Kyle & Stan" );
				addVPDXItem( "q: AHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!                ", "AHHHHHH! AHHHH! AHH! AHHHHHHHHHH!", "kyle_ahhhhhhh", false);
				addVPDXItem( "w: Hello everybody!                  ", "Hello everybody!", "kyle_hello", false);
				addVPDXItem( "e: Hey you WTF? *beep*               ", "Hey you scrawny ass !#@% What the !#@% is wrong with you !#@% !?!?", "kyle_heyyou", false);
				addVPDXItem( "a: What's the matter?                ", "What's the matter dude ?", "kyle_whatsmatter", false);
				addVPDXItem( "s: Comeback here!                    ", "Comeback here ! COMEBACK !!!", "stan_comeback", false);
				addVPDXItem( "d: This is fucked up                 ", "Dude ! This is pretty f*cked up right here !", "stan_fuckedup", false);
				addVPDXItem( "f: Is that legal?                    ", "Is that legal ?", "stan_legal", false);
				addVPDXItem( "z: This looks serious                ", "This looks really serious! I think we better get help!", "stan_lookserious", false);
				addVPDXItem( "x: See ya dude                       ", "See ya dude", "stan_seeyadude", false);
				addVPDXItem( "c: The hell is that?                 ", "What the hell is that ?!?!", "stan_whatthehell", false);
				addVPDXItem( "v: Wondering that work               ", "I was wondering if that would work", "stan_wondering", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			startVPDXMenu( "R: Mr. Garrison" );
				addVPDXItem( "q: Flamming Gaz                      ", "Do you need to sit in the corner until your flamming gaz is under control?", "mrgarrison_flamminggaz", false);
				addVPDXItem( "w: What a coincidence!               ", "Oh geez! Isn't that an amazing coincidence? Hmmm... What are the odds of that?", "mrgarrison_ohgeez", false);
				addVPDXItem( "e: Spank my ass                      ", "Well... Spank my ass and call me Charlie. Isn't this exciting ?", "mrgarrison_spankmyass", false);
				addVPDXItem( "r: No stupid questions               ", "That's okay, remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.", "mrgarrison_stupidquestion", false);
				addVPDXItem( "a: This is horribly wrong            ", "Boys... What the hell are you doing ? This is horribly, horribly wrong.", "mrgarrison_whatyoudoing", false);
				addVPDXItem( "s: Your child is a pegan             ", "See ? That's what you get when you raise your child to be a pegan.", "mrgarrison_whatyouget", false);
				addVPDXItem( "d: Want my badge & gun?              ", "I suppose you'll be wanting my badge and gun?", "mrgarrison_badgengun", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			startVPDXMenu( "A: Other Characters" );
				addVPDXItem( "q: What the fudge                    ", "What the fudge are doing ?!?!", "chef_whatthefudge", false);
				addVPDXItem( "w: Explosive diarrhea                ", "- Explosive diarrhea sound effect -", "kenny_dropit", false);
				addVPDXItem( "e: Howdy Ho!                         ", "HOWDY HO!", "mrhankey_howdyho", false);
				addVPDXItem( "r: You looking swell!                ", "Goosh! You lookin' swell!", "mrhankey_lookingswell", false);
				addVPDXItem( "a: You sick little monkey            ", "Oh my god! You sick little monkey!", "mrmckay_sickmonkey", false);
				addVPDXItem( "s: What is that thing?               ", "Oh my god! What THE HELL is that thing?", "mrsbrowlowski_whatthehell", false);
				addVPDXItem( "d: Smells like dead fish             ", "Oh man, it smells like dead fish here.", "ned_smellfish", false);
				addVPDXItem( "f: That is nasty                     ", "Oh man, that is nasty.", "ned_thatsnasty", false);
				addVPDXItem( "z: Nothing to see here               ", "This isn't happening. Everyone look away please. Nothing to see here.", "officerbarbrady_nothingtosee", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		addVPDXItem( "1: I'm freakin' cool                 ", "Damn I'm pretty freakin' cool all of a sudden", "sp218_cool", false);
		addVPDXItem( "2: I'm overqualified                 ", "Mayor, I think I'm a little overqualified for this...", "sp302_overqualified", false);
		addVPDXItem( "3: Yeah, I kick ass!                 ", "Yeah, I kick ass, YEAH!", "sp302_randyspeech", false);
		addVPDXItem( "4: Heh, I'm sweet                    ", "Heh heh, I'm sweet!", "sp312_imsweet", false);
		addVPDXItem( "5: I'm SO HAPPY!                     ", "Woohoo! YEAH! YES! I'm so happy! I'm SO HAPPY!", "sp506_sohappy", false);
		addVPDXItem( "6: Damn I'm good                     ", "Damn I'm good", "sp513_damngood", false);
		
		startVPDXMenu( ": " );
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "F: South Park Movie" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Fucking Windows 98                      ", "Fucking Windows 98!!!", "spmovie_win98", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Killing Bill Gates                      ", " ", "spmovie_billgates", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: That kid is fucked up                   ", "Damn, dude, that kid is fucked up!", "spmovie_kid", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: See northen lights?                     ", "Want to see the northen lights?", "spmovie_litefart", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Suck my balls?                          ", "How would you like to suck my balls?", "spmovie_suckball", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: I hate this V-Chip                      ", "This V-Chip... I hate it! I can't say any dirty words!", "spmovie_vchip", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		startVPDXMenu( "Z: Team Practice" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Out to practice                   ", "Come on dude. We're out to get to practice", "kyle_weout", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: About we're jealous               ", "Maybe, is it possible, that we're just jealous?", "sp303_jealous", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: You have to practice!             ", "Get back on fat ass! You have to practice!", "sp213_back", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Long trip ahead                   ", "Now we've got a long trip head of us, so let's take the opportunity to learn our choreography.", "sp301_nightmare", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: You can't fall asleep             ", "Wake up fat ass! God damnit you can't fall asleep!", "sp303_thinkinghard", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: I'm going home                    ", "I'm not following this stupid hippie around anymore... Screw you guys, I'm going home!", "sp301_goinghome", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Good practice                     ", "Okay that was a good practice children. We'll see you here again tomorrow.", "chef_goodpractice", false);
		endVPDXMenu();

	endVPDXMenu();
	
	
	startVPDXMenu( "W: Misc. Stuff" );
		
		startVPDXMenu( "Q: Global Chat" );
			
			startVPDXMenu( "Q: Kung Fu Clips" );
				addVPDXItem( "q: Near perfection                         ", "I've watched your Kung Fu and I'm surprised. It's near perfection!", "KungFu_01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "w: You would have nothing                  ", "If it hadn't been for me using my Kung Fu, hehe, you guys would have nothing.", "KungFu_02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "e: I will be a success                     ", "I don't know what I can say, but if I don't die, I will be a success.", "KungFu_03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "r: Those vs. me die!                       ", "All I know is those against me, like you, die!", "KungFu_04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "a: You have good plan                      ", "You are normally very stupid but this time you have devised a very good plan.", "KungFu_05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "s: Kung Fu so expert                       ", "I'm surprised that your Kung Fu is so expert.", "KungFu_06", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			addVPDXItem( "w: Applause                                ", " ", "misc_applause", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Your balls are showing                  ", "S'cuse me... your balls are showing.", "misc_ballsshowing", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Mr. Burt Bacharach                      ", "Ladies and gentlemen... Mr. Burt Bacharach...", "misc_ap_burtbach", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Her name is Alotta                      ", "This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta. Alotta Fagina.", "misc_ap_alotta", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: I was just bullshittin'                 ", "I was just bullshittin'... and you know this... man!", "misc_justbs", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Particular moment                       ", "Isn't there anything job-related that you should be doing at this particular moment?", "misc_moment", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: We got a moron here                     ", "Uh oh... we got a moron here", "misc_moron", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Annihilation                            ", "Annihilation, Jim. Total, complete, absolute annihilation.", "misc_annihilation", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Checkmate                               ", "When one is outmatched, the game is over. Checkmate.", "misc_checkmate", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Avoid emotionalism                      ", "I suggest you avoid emotionalism and simply keep your instruments correct.", "misc_emotions", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Sharks with laser beams                 ", "I have one simple request and that is to have sharks with freakin' laser beams!", "misc_sharks", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Holy shit! (UT2K3)                      ", "Holy shit!", "s_HolyShit", flase);

		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "W: Team Chat" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Dude!?! It's a dude!                    ", "DUDE?!?! It's a dude!!!", "sp218_dude", true);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Great baby! Yeah!                       ", "C'mon baby! Work with me people, alright! Show me love! (camera clicks) Great Baby! Yeah!", "misc_ap_baby", true);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Going to kill us                        ", "They're going to kill us...", "misc_killus", true);
			addVPDXItem( "r: You are weakest link                    ", "You ARE the weakest link. Goodbye.", "misc_weakestlink", true);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Greetings                               ", "Greetings and felicitations.", "misc_greetings", true);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Everything possible                     ", "Well, we're doing everything that's possible.", "misc_impossible_checked", true);
			addVPDXItem( "a: We've been insulted?                    ", "I'm not sure, but I think we've been insulted.", "misc_insulted", true);
			addVPDXItem( "s: That is quite logical                   ", "That is quite logical, Captain.", "misc_quite_logical", true);
			addVPDXItem( "d: You fool!                               ", "You fool! Look whatchya done!", "misc_fool", true);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Ever been in cockpit?                   ", "You ever been in a cockpit before?", "misc_naked", true);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Do something!                           ", "Do something! Do something!", "misc_dosomething", true);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Total waste of time                     ", "Oh, this is turning out to be a total waste of time.", "misc_waste_of_time", true);
			addVPDXItem( "z: I'm a scientist                         ", "Back-off, man. I'm a scientist.", "misc_ghost_scientist", true);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Don't be a jerk                         ", "My friend, don't be a jerk.", "misc_ghost_beajerk", true);
			addVPDXItem( "c: We better split up                      ", "I think we better split up.", "misc_ghost_split_up", true);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		startVPDXMenu( "A: Random Funnay" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Ebonics Lesson                          ", "And now today's Ebonics language lesson...", "funnay_1Lesson", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: You're lovely                           ", "DAMN! Youza fine mothaf***er", "funnay_2Lvly", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Wanna make love                         ", "Damn Bitch! Yous stupifly! Lemme pull up to dat bump and smack dat monkey", "funnay_3MkLove", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Nice shoes                              ", "Drop dem Nike's off yo ass bfor I BLAST you motherf***er!", "funnay_4Shoes", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Go for a ride                           ", "Hey baby! Jump in my lowride and lets rotate dese tires", "funnay_5Go4Ride", false);
		endVPDXMenu();

	endVPDXMenu();
	
	
	startVPDXMenu( "E: Music" );
		
		startVPDXMenu( "Q: South Park Music" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Chocolate Salty Balls                   ", "Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown...", "music_chefsong", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Tonight is right...                     ", "Tonight is right for love. I wanna touch you where the lights don't go...", "music_tonight", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: In and out...                           ", "In and out...", "music_inandout", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Nowhere to run                          ", "Ain't nowhere to run, ain't nowhere to hide, ain't nowhere to go...", "music_nowhere", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Bad ass cowboy                          ", "Well I'm a bad ass cowboy living in a cowboy daze...", "sp307_westside", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Stinky Britches Song                    ", "Stinky Britches, you got Stinky Britches. Stinky Stinky Britches. You got Stinky...", "sp214_stinky", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Sauerkraut German boy?                  ", "Would you got some sauerkraut, German boy?", "sp214_sauerkraut", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: German Dance Song                       ", "I will do the German dance for you, it's fun and gay...", "sp214_germandance", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: My Best Friends Song                    ", "You guys are my best friends...", "sp215_bestfriends", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Underpants Gnomes                       ", "Time to go to work, work all night. Search for all the panties...", "sp217_gnomesong", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: You're missing it!                      ", "You guys look! LOOK!!! You're missing it! ... ARGH! They took them again!!!", "sp217_song", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: You guys are assholes                   ", "You guys, listen to this song I just wrote. It's called 'I hate you guys'...", "sp305_cartmanblues1", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "W: More music" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Ride of the Valkyrie                    ", " ", "music_ride", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Rocky winning theme                     ", "wOoT!", "music_rocky", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Shut them down 2002                     ", " ", "music_shutthemdown2002", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Are you ready to go?                    ", "Are you ready to go?", "music_readytogo", false);			
			addVPDXItem( "t: GO!                                     ", "GO!", "music_go", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: 'O Fortuna' Part 1                      ", " ", "music_endoftheworld1", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: 'O Fortuna' Part 2                      ", " ", "music_endoftheworld", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Love shack baby!                        ", "LoVe SHaCK BaBy!", "music_loveshack", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Mortal Kombat Part 1                    ", " ", "music_mk", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Mortal Kombat Part 2                    ", " ", "music_mk2", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Feature Presentation                    ", "And now we're pleased to bring you our feature presentation.", "music_featurepresentation", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		addVPDXItem( "e: T2 Intro                                ", " ", "t2", false);
		addVPDXItem( "r: Get ready to rumble                     ", "LeT's GeT ReaDy To RuMBLe!", "music_getready", false);
		addVPDXItem( "a: U Can't Touch This                      ", "You can't touch this...", "music_ucanttouchthis", false);
		addVPDXItem( "s: This is how we do it                    ", "This is how we do it!", "music_thisishowwedoit", false);
		addVPDXItem( "d: Oops I did it again                     ", "Oops! I Did It Again ;)", "music_oops", false);
		addVPDXItem( "f: Catchy Groove                           ", " ", "music_ap_catchy_groove", false);
		addVPDXItem( "z: Wanna make me cry                       ", "Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?", "music_makemecry", false);
		addVPDXItem( "x: I'm outta here                          ", "I'm outta here...", "music_outofhere", false);
		addVPDXItem( "c: Danger Zone                             ", " ", "music_dangerzone", false);
	endVPDXMenu();
	
	
	startVPDXMenu( "R: Darth Vader" );
		
		startVPDXMenu( "Q: More quotes" );
			addVPDXItem( "w: Ability                           ", "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.", "QABILITY", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: I have you                        ", "I have you now.", "QIHAVEU", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Lack of faith                     ", "I find your lack of faith disturbing.", "QLACKFTH", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Not have comeback                 ", "You should not have comeback.", "QNOTBACK", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Obi-Wan is here                   ", "Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.", "QOBISHER", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: I sense something                 ", "I sense something... a presence I've not felt since...", "QSENSE", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Underestimate Force               ", "Don't underestimate the Force.", "QUNDREST", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Waiting                           ", "I've been waiting for you Obi-Wan.", "QWAITING", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: What you done                     ", "What have you done?", "QWHATDON", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Don't fail me                     ", "Don't fail me again.", "QDNTFAIL", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Don't make me                     ", "Don't make me destroy you.", "QDNTMAKE", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Failed me                         ", "You have failed me for the last time.", "QFAILDME", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: If you only knew                  ", "If you only knew the power of the Dark Side.", "QONLYKNW", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: He will join us                   ", "He will join us or die. Master.", "QWILJOIN", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Expecting you                     ", "The Emperor has been expecting you.", "QEXPECT", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Give yourself                     ", "Give yourself to the Dark Side.", "QGIVESLF", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Underestimate D.S.                ", "You underestimate the power of the Dark Side.", "QUNDRES", false);
		endVPDXMenu();

		addVPDXItem( "w: Day remembered                    ", "This will be a day long remembered.", "QDAYREMB", false);
		addVPDXItem( "e: The Force is with you             ", "The Force is with you young Skywalker... but you are not a Jedi yet.", "QTHEFORC", false);
		addVPDXItem( "r: It is pointless                   ", "It is pointless to resist my son.", "QPOINTLS", false);
		addVPDXItem( "t: Impressive                        ", "Impressive!", "QIMPRSSV", false);
		addVPDXItem( "a: Skills Complete                   ", "Your skills are complete.", "QCOMPLET", false);
		addVPDXItem( "s: You are powerful                  ", "Indeed you are powerful as the Emperor as forseen.", "QINDEED", false);
		addVPDXItem( "d: Not share                         ", "The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.", "QNOTSHAR", false);
		addVPDXItem( "f: Yes my master                     ", "Yes my master.", "QYESMSTR", false);

	endVPDXMenu();
	
	startVPDXMenu( "A: Spaceballs" );
		addVPDXItem( "q: 5 minute break                          ", "Why don't we take a 5 minute break...", "SpaceBalls_5minute", false);
		addVPDXItem( "w: Ugly when you angry                     ", "You are ugly when you're angry.", "SpaceBalls_angry", false);
		addVPDXItem( "e: How many assholes                       ", "How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?", "SpaceBalls_assholes", false);
		addVPDXItem( "r: Come back bearded                       ", "Come back, you fat bearded bitch!", "SpaceBalls_bearded", false);
		addVPDXItem( "t: May schwartz...                         ", "And may the Schwartz be with youuuuuuuuuuuuu!", "SpaceBalls_bewithu", false);
		addVPDXItem( "a: Go for lightspeed!                      ", "Prepare ship for lightspeed!", "SpaceBalls_chicken", false);
		addVPDXItem( "s: Good is dumb                            ", "Now you see that evil will always triumph... because good is dumb.", "SpaceBalls_gooddumb", false);
		addVPDXItem( "d: Out of order!?                          ", "Out of order?! Fuck! Even in the future, nothing works!", "SpaceBalls_order", false);
		addVPDXItem( "f: Underestimate Schwartz                  ", "Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!", "SpaceBalls_schwartz", false);
		addVPDXItem( "g: Ship self destruct                      ", "This ship will self destruct in 20 secs. This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.", "SpaceBalls_selfdest", false);
		addVPDXItem( "z: We meet 1st time                        ", "At last! We meet for the first time for the last time.", "SpaceBalls_wemeet", false);
		addVPDXItem( "x: Commence operation                      ", "Commence operation... 'Vacu-suck'", "SpaceBalls_operation", false);
		addVPDXItem( "c: Suck, suck, suck                        ", "Suck, suck, suck!", "SpaceBalls_sucksuck", false);
		addVPDXItem( "v: From suck to blow                       ", "She's gone from 'Suck' to 'Blow'!", "SpaceBalls_sucktoblow", false);
	endVPDXMenu();
	
	startVPDXMenu( "F: The Simpsons" );
		
		startVPDXMenu( "Q: Part 1" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: You want trouble?                 ", "All right, mister. You want trouble? You're gonna get trouble.", "TheSimpsons_bush_trouble", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Buttman!                          ", "Buttman! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Buttman!", "TheSimpsons_bart_buttman", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Cowabunga, dude                   ", "Cowabunga, dude.", "TheSimpsons_bart_cowabunga", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Everything bad                    ", "Aww man, why does everything bad have to happen to me?", "TheSimpsons_bart_everything_bad", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: This sucks and blows              ", "I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks AND blows.", "TheSimpsons_bart_sucks_and_blows", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Now I know...                     ", "Until this moment I never knew why God put me on this Earth, but now I know!", "TheSimpsons_bart_now_i_know", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: I am the Champion                 ", "I am the Champion, no time for losers, 'cause I am the Champion of the world!", "TheSimpsons_homer_champion_song", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Like candy from baby              ", "It would be like taking candy from a baby.", "TheSimpsons_burns_candy", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Magnificent bastard               ", "You magnificent bastard... I salute you!", "TheSimpsons_apu_bastard", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: What were you thinking            ", "What the hell were you thinking?", "TheSimpsons_apu_thinking", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Welcome to nightmare              ", "Welcome to my nightmare.", "TheSimpsons_apu_nightmare", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Some kinda moron?                 ", "Are you some kinda moron?", "TheSimpsons_cletus_moron", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Are you comedian?                 ", "What are you, a comedian?", "TheSimpsons_man_comedian", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: You're perfect!                   ", "You're perfect! In fact, you're better than perfect! Next to you, perfection is crap!", "TheSimpsons_man_perfect", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: You're stupid                     ", "Your intelligence profile indicate that you're too... stupid.", "TheSimpsons_woman_stupid", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: I gotta have a beer               ", "I can't take this much longer! I gotta have a beer!", "TheSimpsons_barney_beer", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Just keep complaining             ", "If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.", "TheSimpsons_clinton_complaining", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Who's up for beers?               ", "Who's up for some beers?", "TheSimpsons_hawking_beer", false);
		endVPDXMenu();

		startVPDXMenu( "W: Part 2" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Indeedily-doodily!                ", "Oh, indeedily-doodily!", "TheSimpsons_flanders_indeedily", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Everybody makes mistakes          ", "Ah, everybody makes mistakes. That's why they put erasers on pencils.", "TheSimpsons_lenny_mistakes", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		addVPDXItem( "z: Best death ever!                        ", "Best... death.... ever!", "TheSimpsons_best_death_ever", false);
		addVPDXItem( "x: You should have voted                   ", "You really should have voted...", "TheSimpsons_multi_voted", false);
	endVPDXMenu();
	
	
	startVPDXMenu( "V: Quake 3 Team Arena" );
		
		startVPDXMenu( "1: Kill insult" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Don't get up                      ", "Next time don't get up", "tt_06", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Waste of space                    ", "You're just a waste of space", "tt_05", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Duck next time                    ", "Try ducking next time", "tt_13", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Suhweeet!                         ", "Suh-weeet!", "tt_19", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: WooHoo!                           ", "Woo-Hoo!", "tt_20", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Are you blind?                    ", "Are you blind?", "tt_07", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: You got schooled                  ", "You just got schooled!", "tt_22", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Who's your daddy?                 ", "Who's your daddy?", "tt_30", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: You like me punk                  ", "How you like me now, punk?", "tt_32", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: You like now                      ", "How you like me now?", "tt_33", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "2: Taunt" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Competition here?                 ", "How about some competition over here?", "tt_18", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: FRAGbait!                         ", "FRAGbait!", "tt_01", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Momma shoots better               ", "My momma shoots better than that!", "tt_11", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Wanna BUY a shot?                 ", "Wanna BUY a shot?", "tt_17", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Try that barn there               ", "Try hitting that barn over there!", "tt_14", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Get a clue moron!                 ", "Get a clue moron!", "tt_03", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: MORON!                            ", "MORON!", "tt_09", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: You're such a Loser               ", "You're such a Loser!", "tt_02", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: LOSER!                            ", "LOSER!", "tt_08", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: No skill idiot!                   ", "No-skill idiot!", "tt_10", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "3: Death insult" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Thank you sir...                  ", "Thank you sir... may I have another!", "tt_15", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Bite me!                          ", "Bite me!", "tt_23", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Cheap shot!                       ", "Cheap shot!", "tt_25", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: D'OH!                             ", "D'OH!", "tt_26", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Lucky shot!                       ", "Lucky shot!", "tt_28", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: That's it!                        ", "That's it!", "tt_29", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: What an ass!                      ", "What an ass!", "tt_04", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Screw you!                        ", "Screw you!", "tt_24", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		addVPDXItem( "q: Vote now                          ", "-------- Vote now --------", "feedback1", false);
		addVPDXItem( "w: 5 min warning                     ", "-------- 5 min. Warning --------", "feedback.5_minute", false);
		addVPDXItem( "e: You suck (music)                  ", " ", "feedback2", false);
		addVPDXItem( "r: Nice!                             ", "Nice!", "tt_27", false);
		addVPDXItem( "v: Holy shit!                        ", "-------- Holy Shit! --------", "feedback.voc_holyshit", false);
	endVPDXMenu();
	
	
	startVPDXMenu( "T: TACTiCAL" );
		
		startVPDXMenu( "A: Attack" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Bomb now                      ", "*** BOMB NOW ***", "ATTACK-bomb-now", true);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Start bomb run                ", "I'm starting my bombing run now.", "ATTACK-starting-bombing-run-now", true);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Enemy flag open               ", "The enemy flag looks open.", "ATTACK-the-enemy-flag-looks-open", true);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Foothold NME base             ", "We have secured a foothold in the enemy base.", "ATTACK-we-have-secured-a-foothold-in-the-enemy-base", true);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		startVPDXMenu( "C: Capping" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: In a vehicle                  ", "I'm in a vehicle.", "CAPPING-im-in-a-vehicle", true);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Start flag run                ", "I'm starting my flag run now.", "CAPPING-starting-flag-run-now", true);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		startVPDXMenu( "D: Deploy" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: More Landspikes               ", "Deploy more Landspikes.", "DEPLOY-landspikes", true);
			addVPDXItem( "w: More Spider Turrets           ", "Deploy more Spider Turrets.", "DEPLOY-spider-turrets", true);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Motion Sensors                ", "Deploy Motion Sensors.", "DEPLOY-motion-sensors", true);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Pulse Sensors                 ", "Deploy Pulse Sensors.", "DEPLOY-pulse-sensors", true);
			addVPDXItem( "a: MPB                           ", "Deploy the MPB.", "DEPLOY-MPB", true);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		startVPDXMenu( "E: Escort" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Shrike to carrier             ", "I'm en route to the flag carrier (in Shrike)", "ESCORT-im-enroute-to-the-flag-carrier", true);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Shrike ready                  ", "I have the Shrike ready at the pick up zone.", "ESCORT-shrike-ready-at-pickup-zone", true);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Shrike for carrier            ", "This Shrike is for the flag carrier.", "ESCORT-this-shrike-is-for-flag-carrier", true);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		startVPDXMenu( "N: Need" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Backup at flag                ", "I need temporary backup at our flag!", "NEED-backup-at-flag", true);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Inv. station                  ", "I need an Inventory Station at my current position.", "NEED-inv-at-current-position", true);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		startVPDXMenu( "R: Repair" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Inv. stations                 ", "Repair our Inventory Stations.", "REPAIR-inventory-stations", true);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Landspikes                    ", "Repair our Landspikes.", "REPAIR-landspikes", true);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Spider turrets                ", "Repair our Spider Turrets", "REPAIR-spider-turrets", true);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Main turrets                  ", "Repair our main Turrets", "REPAIR-main-turrets", true);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		startVPDXMenu( "S: Self" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Position > Missile            ", "I'm in position to missile the enemy.", "SELF-im-in-position-to-missile-the-enemy", true);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Position > Mortar             ", "I'm in position to mortar the enemy.", "SELF-im-in-position-to-mortar-the-enemy", true);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Position > Snipe              ", "I'm in position to snipe the enemy.", "SELF-im-in-position-to-snipe-the-enemy", true);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Out of position               ", "I'm out of position.", "SELF-im-out-of-position", true);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Out of flares                 ", "I'm out of Flares.", "SELF-im-out-of-flares", true);
			addVPDXItem( "s: -> Set waypoint               ", "Transmitting new waypoint co-ordinates now.", "SELF-waypoint", true);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		startVPDXMenu( "W: Warning" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Airstrike                     ", "--- Incoming Airstrike ---", "WARNING-air-raid", true);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Inc. Shrike                   ", "There is an incoming Shrike.", "WARNING-incoming-enemy-shrike", true);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Inc. Transport                ", "There is an incoming enemy Transport.", "WARNING-incoming-enemy-transport", true);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Inc. Heavy Offense            ", "Incoming Heavy Offense!", "WARNING-incoming-heavy-offense", true);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Inc. Mortar spam              ", "Watch out! Incoming Mortar spam!", "WARNING-incoming-mortar-spam", true);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Inc. Tank                     ", "Incoming Tank!", "WARNING-incoming-tank", true);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Sniper on me                  ", "There is an enemy sniper harassing me!", "WARNING-incoming-sniper", true);
			addVPDXItem( "f: -> Turtle tactic              ", "Commence the 'Turtle Tactic'", "WARNING-commence-the-turtle-tactic", true);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Cloaked enemy                 ", "There's a cloaked enemy nearby.", "WARNING-cloaked-enemy-nearby", true);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Our flag is mined             ", "Our flag is mined.", "WARNING-flag-mined-male", true);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		startVPDXMenu( "T: *QUICK*" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: In position                      ", "-- In position --", "QUICK-in-position", true);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Roger that                       ", "-- Roger that --", "QUICK-roger-that", true);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Affirmative OMW                  ", "-- Affirmative. On my way --", "QUICK-affirmative-omw", true);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Need backup                      ", "-- Need backup --", "QUICK-backup", true);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Fire at will                     ", "-- Fire at will --", "QUICK-fire-at-will", true);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Kill confirmed                   ", "-- Kill confirmed --", "QUICK-enemy-killed", true);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Orders received                  ", "-- Orders received --", "QUICK-orders-received", true);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Rock & Roll                      ", "-- Rock & Roll --", "QUICK-rock-and-roll", true);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
	endVPDXMenu();
	
	
	startVPDXMenu( "D: D6 Pack" );
		
		startVPDXMenu( "F: Flag" );
			
			startVPDXMenu( "C: Capture Flag" );
				addVPDXItem( "1: All too easy", "All too easy.", "D6flag.alltooeasy", false);
				addVPDXItem( "2: Doing their part", "They're doing their part, are you?", "D6flag.areyou", false);
				addVPDXItem( "3: Austin 3:16", "Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!", "D6flag.austin316", false);
				addVPDXItem( "4: Bart God", "Today I am a god.", "D6flag.bartgod", false);
				addVPDXItem( "5: You are Beaten", "You are beaten. It is useless to resist.", "D6flag.beaten", false);
				addVPDXItem( "6: Born for Greatness", "Ever have that feeling you were just born for greatness?", "D6flag.born", false);
				addVPDXItem( "7: I am your Father", "I am your father.", "D6flag.father", false);
				addVPDXItem( "8: Goooaaaal", "Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllll!", "D6flag.goal", false);
				addVPDXItem( "9: Groovy!", "Groovy.", "D6flag.groovie", false);
				addVPDXItem( "0: Halleluia", "Halleluia!", "D6flag.halle", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Q: HooHoo", "Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho...", "D6flag.hoho", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Kick Ass for Lord", "I kick ass for the LORD!", "D6flag.kickarse", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Moon Land", "Tranquility base here, the eagle has landed.", "D6flag.landed", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Give me some sugar", "Give me some sugar, baby.", "D6flag.sugar", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Yeah Baby", "Yeah baby, YEAH!", "D6flag.yeahbaby", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Y: Uncivilized", "Anything less would be uncivilized.", "D6flag.uncivil", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "T: Take Enemy Flag" );
				addVPDXItem( "1: Away I go", "HipHipHip and away I go!", "D6tflag.awayigo", false);
				addVPDXItem( "2: Homer Donut", "Ummm, Forbidden Donut!", "D6tflag.baddonut", false);
				addVPDXItem( "3: Yugi", "I repeat Sir, Where's the Goodies?", "D6tflag.goodies", false);
				addVPDXItem( "4: Got Milk?", "Got Milk?", "D6tflag.gotmilk", false);
				addVPDXItem( "5: Heres Johnny", "Heres Johnny!!", "D6tflag.johnny", false);
				addVPDXItem( "6: Yipikaye", "Yipikaye MotherFucker", "D6tflag.yipikaye", false);
				addVPDXItem( "7: Meep Meep", "Meep Meep!!", "D6tflag.meep", false);
				addVPDXItem( "8: Mekka leka", "Mekka leka high, mekka hiney hiney hoo!", "D6tflag.mekaleka", false);
				addVPDXItem( "9: Mighty Mouse", "Here I come to save the Day!", "D6tflag.mighty", false);
				addVPDXItem( "0: Piece of Me?", "You Want a Piece of Me? Huh?", "D6tflag.pieceme", false);
				addVPDXItem( "q: Defense Sucks!", "After very careful consideration, I have come to the conclusion your new defense system SUCKS!", "D6tflag.sucks", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "D: Drop Flag" );
				addVPDXItem( "1: Scooby Doo", "Yes! And I'd have gotten away with it too - if it weren't for these blasted kids and that dog.", "D6drop.blastkids", false);
				addVPDXItem( "2: Victory is Mine", "Victory is mine!... Aaah damn you all! ", "D6drop.damn", false);
				addVPDXItem( "3: Damn You!", "Damn You!!!", "D6drop.damnyou", false);
				addVPDXItem( "4: Resume!", "This will NOT LOOK GOOD ON A RESUME!", "D6drop.resume", false);
				addVPDXItem( "5: Apes!", "Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty apes!", "d6drop.stinkpaw", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "K: Kill Enemy Flag Carrier" );
				addVPDXItem( "1: Apu", "Thank you for coming, I'll see you in Hell!", "D6kcar.apu", false);
				addVPDXItem( "2: Not Come Back", "You should not have come back!", "D6kcar.back", false);
				addVPDXItem( "3: Best you can do!", "Is that the best you can do!", "D6kcar.best", false);
				addVPDXItem( "4: Mercy Church", "You want mercy - Take your ass to Church!", "D6kcar.church", false);
				addVPDXItem( "5: Don't cowboy!", "Don't even think about it cowboy!", "D6kcar.cowboy", false);
				addVPDXItem( "6: Evil Truimph", "Now, you see why evil will always truimph. Because good is dumb.", "D6kcar.goodis", false);
				addVPDXItem( "7: It is done", "It is done imperious leader.", "D6kcar.itisdone", false);
				addVPDXItem( "8: Revenge Sweet", "Revenge is so very very Sweeeet!", "D6kcar.revenge", false);
				addVPDXItem( "9: No Soup", "No Soup for You!", "D6kcar.soup", false);
				addVPDXItem( "0: Weener Boy", "Hey Weener Boy, where do you think your going?", "D6kcar.weener", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "E: Enemy Flag Cap" );
				addVPDXItem( "1: Ankels", "Smile, bend down and grab your ankles.", "D6ecap.ankles", false);
				addVPDXItem( "2: No Win Battle", "This is a battle I do not think that we can win.", "D6ecap.battlewin", false);
				addVPDXItem( "3: Blow em Up", "I say we blow the fuckers up.", "D6ecap.blowemup", false);
				addVPDXItem( "4: Crapfest", "Once again something wonderful in my life has turned into a giant crapfest.", "D6ecap.crapfest", false);
				addVPDXItem( "5: Doomed", "Oh no! We're all doomed.", "D6ecap.doomed", false);
				addVPDXItem( "6: Situation Bad", "Our situation has not improved.", "D6ecap.improved", false);
				addVPDXItem( "7: Inconcievable", "INCONCIEVABLE!!!", "D6ecap.incon", false);
				addVPDXItem( "8: Iron Boot!", "Do you know what its like to fall in the mud and get kicked? In the head? By an iron boot?", "D6ecap.ironboot", false);
				addVPDXItem( "9: Khhhaaaan", "KHAAAAAAAN!!  KHAAAAAAAN!!", "D6ecap.khan", false);
				addVPDXItem( "0: SHAZBOT!", "SHAZBOT!", "D6ecap.shazbot", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Suck, Suck", "Suck, suck, suck!", "D6ecap.suck", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Excuse Me", "Excuse me but I do believe that sucked ass.", "D6ecap.suxass", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: We Suck Again", "Oh no! We suck again!", "D6ecap.wesuck", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "G: Your Flag Gone" );
				addVPDXItem( "1: Automatic Procedure", "Automatic defense procedures initiated.", "D6etak.autodef", false);
				addVPDXItem( "2: Fat Bitch", "Come back you fat bearded bitch!", "D6etak.bearded", false);
				addVPDXItem( "3: Capture Him", "Capture that creature, and return the Illudium pew 36 explosive space modulator!", "D6etak.capture", false);
				addVPDXItem( "4: Defcon 1", "Flush the bombers, get the subs in launch mode... we are at Defcon 1.", "D6etak.defcon1", false);
				addVPDXItem( "5: Darth Escape", "There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you.", "D6etak.destroy", false);
				addVPDXItem( "6: Slow Dipping", "All right guard, begin the unneccesarily slow moving dipping mechanism.", "D6etak.dipping", false);
				addVPDXItem( "7: Castrate Him!", "Guards! Castrate him.", "D6etak.guards", false);
				addVPDXItem( "8: Candy Ass", "You just made a fatal mistake Mr. Candy Ass! I hope you know something about hand-to-hand combat!", "D6etak.hand", false);
				addVPDXItem( "9: Houston Problem", "Houston, we have a problem.", "D6etak.houston", false);
				addVPDXItem( "0: Security alert", "Security alert, all decks.", "D6etak.secalert", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Tasks Me", "He tasks me. He tasks me, and I shall have him.", "D6etak.tasksme", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Put Down Weapon", "Put down your weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply.", "D6etak.weapon", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Filthy Criminal", "You FILTHY criminals.", "D6etak.criminals", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Danger Danger!", "Danger! Danger!", "D6etak.danger", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			addVPDXItem( "1: Smoke me a Kipper", "Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!", "D6tflag.kipper", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Power of Cheese", "Behold The Power Of CHEESE!", "D6flag.cheese", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Hail to The King", "Hail to the king, baby.", "D6flag.hail", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Chinese JetPilot", "Well, maybe I'm a Chinese JetPilot!", "D6self.chinese", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Boom Baby Boom", "Boom Baby Boom, I'm the evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight!", "D6mort.boombaby", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Burrito", "Would you please hand me a burrito", "D6rand.burrito", false);
			addVPDXItem( "7: Chicken", "I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too!", "D6rand.chicken", false);
			addVPDXItem( "8: LiveVan", "Your gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese, and living in a van down by the river!", "D6rand.livevan", false);
			addVPDXItem( "9: Not Out Yet!", "They're not out Yet!", "D6rand.outyet", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "D: Death" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Quit Ampehet", "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.", "D6die.amphetim", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Another Please", "Thank you sir may I have another!", "D6die.another", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Get in Get Out", "Is there any way of getting in and out of this place without this happening all the time?", "D6die.wpink", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Being Repressed", "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!.", "D6die.repress", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Death Toll", "The death toll is catastrophic.", "D6die.deathtoll", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Depressed", "I am depressed.", "D6die.depress", false);
			addVPDXItem( "7: Great Moogly", "Great googly moogly.", "D6die.googly", false);
			addVPDXItem( "8: Hair on Fire", "My hair is on fire! My hair is on fire!", "D6die.hairfire", false);
			addVPDXItem( "9: Kill us All", "We've gotta stop 'em! There gonna kill us all!", "D6die.killall", false);
			addVPDXItem( "0: Not my Bag", "This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!", "D6die.mybag", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Piper Down", "We have a piper down. I repeat, a piper is down.", "D6die.piperdwn", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Sucker Punched", "I don't like being... SUCKER PUNCHED!", "D6die.sucker", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Good Day Die", "It is a good day to die.", "D6die.warf", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Wipeout", "Ah ha ha ha ha ha... Wipeout!", "D6die.wipeout", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "B: Begin Game" );
			
			startVPDXMenu( "1: More Begins" );
				addVPDXItem( "1: Prepare Attack", "Prepare to attack. All hands battle stations.", "D6beg.attack", false);
				addVPDXItem( "2: Battle Begin", "Now, throw the switch and let us begin - the battle for the planet!", "D6beg.battle", false);
				addVPDXItem( "3: Prehist Bitch", "Ready! Lets show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.", "D6beg.bit", false);
				addVPDXItem( "4: Nasty Teeth", "DEATH awaits you all, with nasty big pointy teeth.", "D6beg.death", false);
				addVPDXItem( "5: Entertain", "See that the humans remain entertained until the end.", "D6beg.entertain", false);
				addVPDXItem( "6: Marines", "Be one of the few. The proud. The marines.", "D6beg.few", false);
				addVPDXItem( "7: FoodFight!", "FOODFIIIGHT!", "D6beg.foodfite", false);
				addVPDXItem( "8: Inside Here", "You think I don't know what goes on in this place?", "D6beg.heepooha", false);
				addVPDXItem( "9: Comm Invasion", "A communications disruption can mean only one thing. Invasion.", "D6beg.invasion", false);
				addVPDXItem( "0: Tires Fires", "Lets kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy.", "D6beg.kicktire", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Land Troops", "Begin landing your troops.", "D6beg.landing", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Live Again", "I.. LIVE.. AGAIN.", "D6beg.liveagain", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Metal Items", "Please remove any metallic items you're carrying, keys, loose change...  holy shit!", "D6beg.metallic", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: MI", "If any of your IM force be caught, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.", "D6beg.mi", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Need Miracle", "Ok, so what do you need - besides a miracle. Guns. Lots of Guns.", "D6beg.miracle", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Y: Morning Vietnam", "Goooood Morning Vietnam!!!", "D6beg.morning", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "2: Even More Begins" );
				addVPDXItem( "1: Mos Eisley", "Mos Eisly spaceport. We must be cautious.", "D6beg.moseisly", false);
				addVPDXItem( "2: Ovaltine Strength", "Believe me. Ovaltine's got what it takes to help you be a leader in your gang.", "D6beg.ovaltine", false);
				addVPDXItem( "3: Violent Content", "Due to some violent content, parental discretion is advised.", "D6beg.parental", false);
				addVPDXItem( "4: Laws of Physics", "I don't see anything that could stand in our way. Sanity? Reality? The laws of physics?", "D6beg.physics", false);
				addVPDXItem( "5: Pilgrims", "My boy, we are pilgrims in an unholy land.", "D6beg.pilgrims", false);
				addVPDXItem( "6: Playball", "PLAY BALL!", "D6beg.plyball", false);
				addVPDXItem( "7: Real Thing", "Gentlemen this is the real thing. You are america's best. Make us proud.", "D6beg.proud", false);
				addVPDXItem( "8: No Quitter", "I only have one rule. Everyone fights, no one quits.", "D6beg.quit", false);
				addVPDXItem( "9: Reveile!", "Reveile!", "D6beg.reveile", false);
				addVPDXItem( "0: Same shit?", "How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?", "D6beg.samestuff", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Save the World", "Join the mobile infantry and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship.", "D6beg.saveworld", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Clock Ticking", "The clock is ticking, and as of now we are keeping score.", "D6beg.score", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Ash She-Bitch", "Yo, she-bitch. Lets go.", "D6beg.sheash", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Shwartz", "and MAY THE SHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!!!!", "D6beg.shwartz", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Storm Castle", "Bye bye boys! Have fun stormin' the castle!", "D6beg.stormin", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			addVPDXItem( "3: Chew Bubblegum", "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.", "D6beg.bubblegm", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Bring Everyone", "Bring me Everyone. What do you mean everyone? EVVVVERYYYYONE!!!", "D6beg.ever", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Kids Jump", "Hey kids! Start jumping up and down like idiots!", "D6beg.jumplike", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Rumble!", "Lets get ready to RUMBLLLLLEEEEEEE!", "D6beg.rumble", false);
			addVPDXItem( "7: WhoopAs", "Time to open up some whoop-ass.", "D6beg.whoop", false);
			addVPDXItem( "8: Ready for War", "Are you ready for a war?!", "D6beg.readywar", false);
			addVPDXItem( "9: Jar Jar", "Yousa people gonna die?", "D6beg.gonnadie", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "E: End Game" );
			
			startVPDXMenu( "W: Win Game" );
				addVPDXItem( "1: Good day SIR", "You Get nothing, you Lose, good day SIR", "D6end.youlose", false);
				addVPDXItem( "2: We Care!", "And remember We Care!", "D6end.care", false);
				addVPDXItem( "3: Go home", "You still here? Its over, go home, go!", "D6end.gohome", false);
				addVPDXItem( "4: GoodBye Man!", "GoodBye Man!", "D6end.goodbye", false);
				addVPDXItem( "5: Viva Gorditas", "Viva Gorditas", "D6end.gorditas", false);
				addVPDXItem( "6: We kicked Ass!", "We came we saw, we kicked its ass!", "D6end.kicked", false);
				addVPDXItem( "7: Loser!", "Unfortunitly, in every contest, there must be a loser!", "D6end.loser", false);
				addVPDXItem( "8: Prom queen!", "Losers always whine about there best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen!", "D6end.losers", false);
				addVPDXItem( "9: You suck!", "Its official, you suck!", "D6end.usuck", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "L: Lose Game" );
				addVPDXItem( "1: Scream Run", "What do we do now? Scream and Run!!", "D6end.donow", false);
				addVPDXItem( "2: Current Events", "Hey man, we just got our asses kicked pal!", "D6end.events", false);
				addVPDXItem( "3: Game Over Man", "Its game over man, its game over! What the fuck are we going to do now!", "D6end.gameover", false);
				addVPDXItem( "4: Morons", "Morons, I've got morons on my team.", "D6end.morons", false);
				addVPDXItem( "5: Rue the Day", "You will Rue this Day, well start rueing", "D6end.rue", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			addVPDXItem( "1: Cows Roost", "Well, looks like the cows have come home to roost!", "D6end.cows", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Finish Game!", "Finish the Game!", "D6end.finish", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Mission Over", "This mission is over Rambo, this mission is over!", "D6end.mission", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: STRUT!", "There is only one thing to do at this moment - STRUT!", "D6end.strut", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "T: Taunts" );
			
			startVPDXMenu( "1: Some Taunts" );
				addVPDXItem( "1: Pardon French", "Pardon my French, but your an asshole", "D6tnt.asshole", false);
				addVPDXItem( "2: Bleed on me?", "What are you going to do, bleed on me?", "D6tnt.bleed", false);
				addVPDXItem( "3: Collection of victums", "You know, I have quite a collection of victims in here.", "D6tnt.collect", false);
				addVPDXItem( "4: Hit me", "Comeon, stop trying to hit me and hit me", "D6tnt.comeon", false);
				addVPDXItem( "5: Democrats", "Democrats piss me off", "D6tnt.democrats", false);
				addVPDXItem( "6: No dick!", "Yes its true, this man has no dick!", "D6tnt.nodic", false);
				addVPDXItem( "7: Disappear Scumbag!", "Disappear Scumbag!", "D6tnt.disappear", false);
				addVPDXItem( "8: Failure", "Failure is not an option!", "D6tnt.failure", false);
				addVPDXItem( "9: Fart", "I fart in your general direction", "D6tnt.fart", false);
				addVPDXItem( "0: Fill your hands", "Fill your hands you son-of-a-bitch!", "D6tnt.filhands", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Go away boy", "Go, I say go away boy you bother me!", "D6tnt.foghorn", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Foodchain", "I'm bigger than you, I'm higher on the food chain", "D6tnt.foodchain", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Weak fool!", "You weak pathetic fool!", "D6tnt.fool", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Come Get some!", "Come Get some!", "D6tnt.getsome", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Your going down!", "Your going down!", "D6tnt.goingdown", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Y: Brain is Gone!", "His Brain is Gone!", "D6tnt.hisbrain", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "2: More Taunts" );
				addVPDXItem( "1: Loser!", "Loser Loser Loser!", "D6tnt.loser", false);
				addVPDXItem( "2: Malfunction", "What is your major malfunction numbnuts", "D6tnt.malfunction", false);
				addVPDXItem( "3: Monkey", "Take this monkey Away!", "D6tnt.monkey", false);
				addVPDXItem( "4: Motherless goat!", "You sons of a motherless goat!", "D6tnt.motherls", false);
				addVPDXItem( "5: Sense fear", "I sense much fear in you!", "D6tnt.muchfear", false);
				addVPDXItem( "6: Newbie", "Do I smell a newbie!! hahahahaha", "D6tnt.newbie", false);
				addVPDXItem( "7: Pound You", "You better cut it out right now or I will pound you!", "D6tnt.poundyou", false);
				addVPDXItem( "8: Resistance", "Resistance is futile!", "D6tnt.resist", false);
				addVPDXItem( "9: Silence", "Silence you mental midget", "D6tnt.silence", false);
				addVPDXItem( "0: Crack skulls!", "The next time I have to come in here, I'm cracking skulls!", "D6tnt.skulls", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Stupid people!", "Remember, there are no stupid questions, only stupid people!", "D6tnt.stupid", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Athletic supporter", "If you can't be an athlet, be an athletic supporter", "D6tnt.supporter", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Idiots!", "I'm surronded by Idiots!", "D6tnt.surround", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Price Wrong", "The price is wrong Bitch!", "D6tnt.theprice", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Hell are you?", "Who the Hell are you?", "D6tnt.whothe", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Y: Shut up", "Shut up your Mouth.", "D6tnt.youmouth", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "A: Repair" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Royal Clean", "The royal Penis is clean your highness", "D6rep.clean", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Reconstruction complete!", "Reconstruction complete!", "D6rep.complete", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Straigten up", "Awww, Dammit, now I gata straigten up in here!", "D6rep.dammit", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Drat Computers", "Aww Drat these Computers, they are so naughty", "D6rep.dratcomp", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Need Power", "Scotty, Give me that Power!", "D6rep.givpower", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Operational", "I'm completly operational now!", "D6rep.haloper", false);
			addVPDXItem( "7: Hoser", "Forget Hoser, the power is turned off!", "D6rep.hoser", false);
			addVPDXItem( "8: Medic", "MEDIC!!!", "D6rep.medic", false);
			addVPDXItem( "9: Out of Order", "Out of Order! Fuck even in the future nothing works!", "D6rep.order", false);
			addVPDXItem( "0: Cut the Power", "What do you mean They cut the Power, How could they cut the Power man?", "D6rep.power", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Fix Soon", "My engineers are working on it now sir", "D6rep.withinhour", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "K: Killing" );
			
			startVPDXMenu( "S: Sniper" );
				addVPDXItem( "1: Concentration", "Opps, Did I break your concentration?", "D6snip.breakcon", false);
				addVPDXItem( "2: Come Out", "Come out, Come out whereever you are!", "D6snip.comeout", false);
				addVPDXItem( "3: Confess", "Ohh, I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.", "D6snip.confess", false);
				addVPDXItem( "4: Not Dead Yet", "Oh, Wait a minute he's not dead - BOOM, Strike that.", "D6snip.dead", false);
				addVPDXItem( "5: Marine Weapon", "The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle!", "D6snip.deadly", false);
				addVPDXItem( "6: Dodge This!", "Dodge This!", "D6snip.dodge", false);
				addVPDXItem( "7: Showdown", "Showdown!", "D6snip.goodbad", false);
				addVPDXItem( "8: Lock and Load!", "Lock and Load!", "D6snip.lock", false);
				addVPDXItem( "9: Make my Day!", "Go ahead, Make my Day!", "D6snip.makeday", false);
				addVPDXItem( "0: Grandma", "Check out the nametag, Your in my world now Grandma", "D6snip.myworld", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Pillsbury", "HeeHee", "D6snip.pillsby", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Ryan Sniper", "It seems to my that God gave me a special gift and made me a fine instrument of warfare!", "D6snip.warfare", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "K: Kamikazie" );
				addVPDXItem( "1: Kingdom Come", "Be Careful you idiot, you'll blow us both to kingdom come!", "D6self.becare", false);
				addVPDXItem( "2: Bonsai", "BONSAAAAAIIIII", "D6self.bonsai", false);
				addVPDXItem( "3: Take Me Away", "There coming to take me away, haha!", "D6self.coming", false);
				addVPDXItem( "4: Mad as Hell", "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!", "D6self.madhell", false);
				addVPDXItem( "5: Strange Cake", "I have seen some strange stuff, but you will be awarded a cake!", "D6self.scdriv", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "I: Self Kill" );
				addVPDXItem( "1: If had Brain", "What would you do with a brain if you had one?", "D6sdie.brain", false);
				addVPDXItem( "2: Brain in Ass", "Where are your brains, in your ass?", "D6sdie.brainas", false);
				addVPDXItem( "3: Mr Butterfingers", "Just call me Mr. Butterfingers!", "D6sdie.bttrfngr", false);
				addVPDXItem( "4: Control Control", "Control Control, you must learn Control!", "D6sdie.control", false);
				addVPDXItem( "5: Dumbass", "Well, I have it on good authority that I'm a dumbass", "D6sdie.dumbass", false);
				addVPDXItem( "6: Fallen, no get Up", "I've fallen and I can't get up!", "D6sdie.fallen", false);
				addVPDXItem( "7: Jungle George", "Uh, Uh, uh - thummmp!", "D6sdie.george", false);
				addVPDXItem( "8: You are Idiot", "You are an Idiot, hahahahaha", "D6sdie.idiot", false);
				addVPDXItem( "9: So Stupid", "STUPID, your so STUPID!", "D6sdie.stupid", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "M: Morter" );
				addVPDXItem( "1: Orange Afro", "You know what those things can do? Suck the paint off your house and give you a permanent orange afro", "D6mort.afro", false);
				addVPDXItem( "2: Ash Boomstick", "This is my BOOMSTICK", "D6mort.boom", false);
				addVPDXItem( "3: Coming for Us", "Its coming right for us!", "D6mort.comin4", false);
				addVPDXItem( "4: Green Shit", "Oh now, you did not shoot that green shit at me!", "D6mort.green", false);
				addVPDXItem( "5: Manly Gun", "You want to die with a Man's gun, not a little sissy gun like this!", "D6mort.manly", false);
				addVPDXItem( "6: Napalm Morning", "I love the smell of napalm in the morning!", "D6mort.napalm", false);
				addVPDXItem( "7: Wipe them out", "Wipe them out, All of them!", "D6mort.wipeall", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			addVPDXItem( "1: Repesct Authority", "You Will Respect my AUTHORITAY", "D6kill.authority", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Oh Behave", "Oh, behave!", "D6kill.behave", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Ok Bendover", "Ok, Bendover!", "D6kill.bendover", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Boot to the Head", "Boot to the Head - Thummmp", "D6kill.boothead", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Bowdown Bunghole", "You must bow down to the Almighty bunghole!", "D6kill.bowdown", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Dead Jim", "He's dead Jim!", "D6kill.deadjim", false);
			addVPDXItem( "7: Oh Hell Yeah!", "Oh Hell Yeah!", "D6kill.hellyeah", false);
			addVPDXItem( "8: Throw ground", "I enjoy repeatibly throwing you to the ground!", "D6kill.ground", false);
			addVPDXItem( "9: Ate Liver", "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianty ", "D6kill.liver", false);
			addVPDXItem( "0: Mentos!", "Mentos! The freshmaker", "D6kill.mentos", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Skull Fuck!", "I will gauge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!", "D6kill.skull", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Stronger than Me?", "Stronger than me? Not likely!", "D6kill.strong", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "V: Vehicles" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Primary Ignition", "Commence Primary Ignition...", "D6veh.ignition", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Ludicrous Speed Go!", "Ludicrous Speed Go!", "D6veh.ludicrous", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Bonehead Ride", "Buckle up Bonehead cause your going for a ride!", "D6veh.bonehead", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Batmobil", "To the Batmobile... Let's Go!", "D6veh.batmobil", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Ahooga", "", "D6veh.ahooga", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: 88 mph", "When this baby hits 88 mph, you gonna see some serious shit!", "D6veh.88", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "R: Random Shit" );
			
			startVPDXMenu( "1: More Random Shit" );
				addVPDXItem( "1: Fire Assholes", "Keep firing assholes!", "D6rand.ahole3", false);
				addVPDXItem( "2: All night long", "You can do it! You can do it all night long!", "D6rand.allnight", false);
				addVPDXItem( "3: Alll righty then", "Alllll righty then.", "D6rand.allrite", false);
				addVPDXItem( "4: Babysitter", "Don't FUCK with the babysitter.", "D6rand.babysit", false);
				addVPDXItem( "5: Ben Franklin", "Ben Franklin is the DEVIL! ", "D6rand.benfrank", false);
				addVPDXItem( "6: Shit Sandwidtch", "It's a huge shit sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite.", "D6rand.bite", false);
				addVPDXItem( "7: Found Shit", "What about you guys? We ain't found shit!", "D6rand.foundnot", false);
				addVPDXItem( "8: Elf Practice", "Why weren't you at ELF practice? ", "D6rand.elfpractice", false);
				addVPDXItem( "9: Chores?", "Well that wasn't such a chore now was it?", "D6rand.chore", false);
				addVPDXItem( "0: Chunk Thick", "Chunky. Extra thick, for extra flavor.", "D6rand.chunky", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Q: No Defense", "Wo-ho-hoah. I don't play defense. ", "D6rand.defense", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Self-Destruct", "Thank you for pressing the self destruct button.", "D6rand.destruct", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Dimes", "Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes.", "D6rand.dimes", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Don't go in there", "Do NOT go in there. Whew!", "D6rand.donot", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Hacking", "Remember, hacking is more than just a crime. It's a survival trait.", "D6rand.survival", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "2: Even More Random Shit" );
				addVPDXItem( "1: Mission God", "We're on a mission from God.", "D6rand.fromgod", false);
				addVPDXItem( "2: Shrunken Heads", "Now, shrunken head for all occasions. Collect em! Swap em! Give em to your witchdoctor friends!", "D6rand.heads", false);
				addVPDXItem( "3: Bottle of Rum", "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!", "D6rand.rum", false);
				addVPDXItem( "4: Droids", "These aren't the droids your looking for.", "D6rand.lookfor", false);
				addVPDXItem( "5: Mag Bastard", "You magnificent bastard. I salute you!", "D6rand.magbast", false);
				addVPDXItem( "6: MOVE", "For the love of god MOVE!!!", "D6rand.move", false);
				addVPDXItem( "7: Show my Ass", "Are you gonna tell me what I want to know or am I gonna have to show you my ass?", "D6rand.myass", false);
				addVPDXItem( "8: Big Gay Al", "Christians and Republicans and Nazis, oh my!", "D6rand.nazis", false);
				addVPDXItem( "9: No Pants", "I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11.", "D6rand.nopants", false);
				addVPDXItem( "0: Nose Goblins", "Wait, I got it! You could play with your magic nose goblins!", "D6rand.nose", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Obstacle", "Get the fuck off of my obstacle!", "D6rand.obstacle", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Power off, Go", "Power off. Lets go.", "D6rand.poweroff", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: No Problemo", "No problemo.", "D6rand.problemo", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Rambo", "Whatever posessed God in heaven to make a man like Rambo. God didn't make Rambo. I made him. ", "D6rand.rambo", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			addVPDXItem( "3: Special Underware", "Naturally, you didn't know I was wearing my special super thermal-B long underwear.", "D6rand.batman", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: John Denver", "and now, the sound of John Denver being strangled.", "D6rand.denver", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Flying Cars", "It is the year 2000. But where are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars.", "D6rand.flyingcars", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Human Body", "The human body is mostly not for eating.", "D6rand.eating", false);
			addVPDXItem( "7: Fog Leon", "The fog is getting thicker. And Leon is getting laaaarger...", "D6rand.larger", false);
			addVPDXItem( "8: Ricolla", "Riiiicolaaaaaa", "D6rand.ricola", false);
			addVPDXItem( "9: Scooby Doo", "Your right Scoob. We're dealing with one sick son of a bitch!", "D6rand.sonuva", false);
			addVPDXItem( "0: S-Mart", "Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.", "D6rand.smart", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Assholes on Ship?", "How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow? YO! ", "D6rand.ahole1", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Surrond by", "I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!", "D6rand.ahole2", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Show Taste", "Your the ruler of the galaxy, show a little taste!", "D6rand.taste", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Come Quietly", "Come quietly or there will be trouble.", "D6rand.trouble", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Toga", "toga..Toga..TOGA..TOGA..TOOGAA..TOOOGAAAA!!!", "D6rand.toga", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Y: Whip Out", "Excuse me while I whip this out.", "D6rand.whipout", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
	endVPDXMenu();
	
	
	startVPDXMenu( "C: Reflex CGSP 2" );
		
		startVPDXMenu( "Q: A through D" );
			
			startVPDXMenu( "Q: (McGee's) Alice 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Hostile & Demented", "Why does everybody here seem hostile, or demented for that matter?", "CGSP.ama01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Everybody dejected", "Everyone seems completly dejected, are things really as bad as all that?", "CGSP.ama02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: I'm not edible.", "I'm not edible.", "CGSP.ama03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: 2nd rate insults", "Is that the best you can do?  All 2nd rate insults, they don't hurt.", "CGSP.ama04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Can't know everything", "I can't know everything, pretend your an orphan.  Ahh! That was rude, you are.", "CGSP.ama05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Self reliance", "I heard self reliance is a virtue.  Now, you've heard it.", "CGSP.ama06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Learn by doing", "I suppose experience teaches best, learn by doing, and similar cliches have merit.", "CGSP.ama07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: haste makes waste", "Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry.  But if a ferret were do dart up my dress, I'd run.", "CGSP.ama08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: don't play alone", "This simple game can turn distinctly nasty, don't ever play alone", "CGSP.ama09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: love to be invisible", "Noisy creatures, crooks, and assorted voyers would love to be invisible.", "CGSP.ama10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: can't see", "What they can't see, they don't want to hear.  You'll do better if you become coporeal.", "CGSP.ama11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: fortified to boot", "Your sufficiently fortified to boot these creatures nether regions.", "CGSP.ama12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: raise havoc", "Time to raise some havoc, the dogs of war are loose!", "CGSP.ama13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: the hard way", "There's an ugly name for those who do things the hard way.", "CGSP.ama14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: improve or die", "The uninformed must improve their deficit or die.", "CGSP.ama15", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "W: (McGee's) Alice 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Hair ball", "I'm afriad I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball.", "CGSP.ama16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Tap? Force!", "You call that a tap?  Fortunate I didn't suggest force, you might have pulverized it.", "CGSP.ama17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Time to jump in", "Time to jump in time to jump through time!  I'm dizzy.", "CGSP.ama18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Form a line!", "You pathetic and wretched excuse for warriors, form a line!", "CGSP.ama19", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Presue me", "Why do you presue me to this deserted place?", "CGSP.ama20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Blithering idiots", "They're blithering idiots!", "CGSP.ama21", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Bad timing!", "Bad timing!  Pity!  Reliable help is so hard to find these days.", "CGSP.ama22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Wasting time", "If you knew time as well as I, you wouldn't dream of wasting it!", "CGSP.ama23", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Cold blooded", "You're very cold blooded for a mammal.", "CGSP.ama24", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Off with her head", "Off with her head!", "CGSP.ama25", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Don't dwadle Alice", "Please don't dwadle Alice, we're very late indeed.", "CGSP.ama26", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: No rules!", "Rules?  There are no rules!  There's barely any strategy.", "CGSP.ama27", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "E: Alien VS Predator" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Purr...", "*Purr*", "CGSP.wavsp01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Muhahaha!", "Muhahahahahaha", "CGSP.wavsp05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Security Online", "Security systems online.", "CGSP.wavsp07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Alert State Alpha", "Alert state alpha.  Laborotory breached.", "CGSP.wavsp10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Generators Offline", "Generators offline", "CGSP.wavsp11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Yearrrggg!", "*Scream*", "CGSP.wavsp12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Auuuggggg!", "*Auuggg*", "CGSP.wavsp13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Yaahhhhhh!", "*Yaahhh*", "CGSP.wavsp14", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "R: Battle Zone 2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Coming Comrade", "I'm coming comrade.", "CGSP.bz201", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Impossible!", "Impossible!", "CGSP.bz202", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Hasta La Vista", "Hasta la vista.", "CGSP.bz203", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Fun", "Fun", "CGSP.bz204", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Make the hurting stop", "Make the hurting stop!", "CGSP.bz205", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Salvation Approaches", "Your salvation approaches.", "CGSP.bz206", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: I hate this planet", "Finally! I hate this damn planet.", "CGSP.bz207", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: slowpokes", "Just waiting for you slowpokes.  And just for that comment, I think my men and I will take the easy way.", "CGSP.bz208", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Cut the chit chat", "Cut the chit chat soldier.  We gotta move fast if we want to get out alive.", "CGSP.bz209", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: We're going in?!", "We're going in?!", "CGSP.bz210", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Stop meeting like this", "We got to stop meeting like this.  People are going to talk.", "CGSP.bz211", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: I would relocate", "I would relocate immediately if I were you.", "CGSP.bz212", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: Watch where you point", "Hey! Watch where you point that thing.", "CGSP.bz213", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: Why you betray us", "Why? Why do you betray us?", "CGSP.bz214", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: You are powerless", "You are powerless against us.", "CGSP.bz215", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "T: Blood 2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Walk - live, Stay - Die", "The choice is yours; walk now and live, stay and die.", "CGSP.wb201", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: All right...", "All right...", "CGSP.wb202", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Who wants some", "Who wants some huh?  Who is next?", "CGSP.wb203", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Everybody dies", "Everybody dies.", "CGSP.wb204", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: howdy doody", "It's howdy doody time kiddies.  The bad man is here.", "CGSP.wb205", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: I feel like meat", "Ahh, I feel like a piece of meat.", "CGSP.wb206", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Die a slow death", "You will die a slow slow death!", "CGSP.wb207", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: enjoy kicking corpse", "I enjoy kicking your corpse!", "CGSP.wb208", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: who's laughing now", "That's right!  Who's laughing now?", "CGSP.wb209", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: + notch on barrel", "Another notch on the barrel.", "CGSP.wb210", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: have a nice day", "Now you have a nice day.", "CGSP.wb211", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: pile of bodies", "Time to start piling up the bodies.", "CGSP.wb212", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: I've been waiting for", "This is what I've been waiting for.", "CGSP.wb213", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: How flesh cooked", "How'd you like your flesh cooked?", "CGSP.wb214", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: Attitude Problem", "You know, you've got a real attitude problem.", "CGSP.wb215", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "A: Command & Conquer 1" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Come on!", "Come on!", "CGSP.wc&c01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Time to Rock & Roll", "Time to rock n roll!", "CGSP.wc&c02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: That was left handed", "That was left handed.", "CGSP.wc&c03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Keep em comin", "Keep em commin", "CGSP.wc&c04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Ion Cannon Ready", "Ion cannon ready.", "CGSP.wc&c07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Base is under attack", "Our base is under attack.", "CGSP.wc&c10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Enemy structure destroyed", "Enemy structure destroyed.", "CGSP.wc&c12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Delete game files!", "This program will delete game files from the following directory... c:", "CGSP.wc&c13", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "S: Command & Conquer 2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Battle control offline", "Battle control offline.", "CGSP.hcc201", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Success insignifigant", "Your probability of success is insignificant and dropping.", "CGSP.hcc202", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Inferior tactics", "Inferior tactics detected.", "CGSP.hcc203", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Superior tactics", "Observe superior tactics while you still have human eyes.", "CGSP.hcc204", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Defeat is at hand", "Your defeat is at hand.", "CGSP.hcc205", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Marked for termination", "You have been marked for termination.", "CGSP.hcc206", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Erase human factor", "Time to erase the human factor from this equation.", "CGSP.hcc207", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Prepare for decimation", "Prepare for decimation for you are not worthy of assimilation.", "CGSP.hcc208", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Make this easy", "You make this easy flesh bag.", "CGSP.hcc209", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Insignifigant defiance", "We tire of your insignificant defiance.", "CGSP.hcc210", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Sacrifice - many, Pleasure", "The sacrifice of the many is but pleasure for the few.", "CGSP.hcc211", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: Terminator protocol", "Terminator protocols initiating.  Proceeding with final sweep.", "CGSP.hcc212", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: Mutant vermin", "Mutant vermin detected.", "CGSP.hcc213", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: Death from above", "Death from above.", "CGSP.hcc214", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: Spirit hand of Kane", "We have been touched by the spirit hand of Kane, and are ready to serve the technology of peace.", "CGSP.hcc215", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "D: C&C Red Alert 1" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: That's all you got?", "That's all you got?!", "CGSP.wra01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Chew on this!", "Chew on this!", "CGSP.wra02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: What's up?", "What's up?", "CGSP.wra03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Cha Ching", "Cha-Ching!", "CGSP.wra04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Shake it baby", "Shake it baby!", "CGSP.wra05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Kiss it bye bye", "Kiss it bye bye.", "CGSP.wra06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Give it to me!", "Give it to me!", "CGSP.wra07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Let's Rock", "Let's rock!", "CGSP.wra08", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "F: C&C Red Alert 2 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Join the Allies!", "Join the allies!  We have hot food, women, and guns for everyone.", "CGSP.ccreda201", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: They're History.", "They're history.", "CGSP.ccreda202", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: For the Union", "For the union!", "CGSP.ccreda203", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Happy Birthday", "Happy birthday!", "CGSP.ccreda204", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: I lost the bomb.", "I lost the bomb! Do you have it?", "CGSP.ccreda205", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Kaboom!", "Kaboom!", "CGSP.ccreda206", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: I'm being bushwhacked", "I'm being bushwhacked!", "CGSP.ccreda207", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Goes the neighborhood", "There goes the neighborhood!", "CGSP.ccreda208", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Will be messy", "This will be messy.", "CGSP.ccreda209", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Hoorah", "Hoorah.", "CGSP.ccreda210", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Little C4 knocking", "A little C-4 knocking at your door.", "CGSP.ccreda211", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: Love to camp", "I love to camp.", "CGSP.ccreda212", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: Adios amigo", "Adios amigo.", "CGSP.ccreda213", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: Shock Therapy", "Commencing shock therapy.", "CGSP.ccreda214", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: Rubber shoes", "Rubber shoes in motion.", "CGSP.ccreda215", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "G: C&C Red Alert 2 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: #$@% &$^# #$((!", "#$@% &$^# #$((! @#($ Son of a @#$( !!!", "CGSP.ccreda216", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Never take me!", "You Soviet scum!  You'll never take me!", "CGSP.ccreda217", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Some assistance", "Perhaps I could be of some assistance.", "CGSP.ccreda218", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Hurry up commander", "Hurry up commander, you're boring me.", "CGSP.ccreda219", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: No potty breaks", "Now is not the time for potty breaks commander.", "CGSP.ccreda220", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Coward's tactic", "That was a coward's tactic.", "CGSP.ccreda221", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Heads up ol boy", "Heads up old boy, here I come!", "CGSP.ccreda222", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Drunk Monkey", "Even a drunk monkey could execute that maneuver.", "CGSP.ccreda223", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Beautiful army", "Is not my army beautiful?  Behold as it destroys everything you own.", "CGSP.ccreda224", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Pick up, set down", "Pick em up, set em down.", "CGSP.ccreda225", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: One way trip", "One way trip!", "CGSP.ccreda226", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: Watch for bump", "Watch out for the bump!", "CGSP.ccreda227", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: Make a delivery", "Let's make a delivery!", "CGSP.ccreda228", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: You drive", "Why don't you drive?", "CGSP.ccreda229", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: New line of work", "Perhaps you should try another line of work commander.", "CGSP.ccreda230", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "Z: Counter Strike" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: It's going to blow!", "Get outta there!  It's going to blow!", "CGSP.hlcs01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Bomb planted", "Bomb has been planted.", "CGSP.hlcs02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: CTs win", "Counter terrorists win.", "CGSP.hlcs04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Uhhhhghhh", "Uhgghhhhh...", "CGSP.hlcs05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: team infiltrate", "Team, infiltrate and eliminate.", "CGSP.hlcs06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Let's go", "Okay let's go.", "CGSP.hlcs07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Get the hell out", "Let's get the hell outta here.", "CGSP.hlcs08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Hostage rescued", "Hostage has been rescued.", "CGSP.hlcs09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Storm the front", "Storm the front!", "CGSP.hlcs10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Ts win", "Terrorists win.", "CGSP.hlcs11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: Protect VIP", "Protect the VIP team!", "CGSP.hlcs12", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "X: (Romero's) Daikatana 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Bring it!", "Bring it!", "CGSP.jrd01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Uppin frag count", "Dang! I was uppin my frag count.", "CGSP.jrd02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Rode the rocket", "Rode the rocket!", "CGSP.jrd03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Frag time", "Take a powder fellas.  It's frag time.", "CGSP.jrd04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Numb nuts", "Yo! Numb nuts!  Over here!", "CGSP.jrd05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Oldfashioned brawl", "Nothing like an old fashioned brawl to get the blood pumpin.", "CGSP.jrd06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Still here?", "You still there?  What's taking so long?!", "CGSP.jrd07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Stayed in bed", "I should have stayed in bed.", "CGSP.jrd08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Shoot face off", "Look at that fool's face.  Makes me want to shoot if off.", "CGSP.jrd09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Swimming & shot", "Swimming and being shot at... fun times.", "CGSP.jrd10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Ohhh crap", "Ohhh crap.", "CGSP.jrd11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: deviled tounge", "Stop trying to confuse me with your deviled tongue.  I won't give in to your lies.", "CGSP.jrd12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: Road Kill", "Bouf! Instant road kill.", "CGSP.jrd13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: Dig moving target", "Awesome! I dig moving targets. They're always more of a challenge.", "CGSP.jrd14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: Smells nasty", "Phewwww it smells nasty in here.", "CGSP.jrd15", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "C: (Romero's) Daikatana 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: No slime tag along", "You're crazy if you think we're going to let a piece of slime like you tag along with us. ", "CGSP.jrd16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: What I'm thinking", "Hey... wait a minute.  You're not doing what I think your thinkin are you?", "CGSP.jrd17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Step back a mile", "Hope you don't mind if I step back about a mile or two.", "CGSP.jrd18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Attack!", "Attack!!!", "CGSP.jrd19", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Happiness, warm gun", "Happiness sure is a warm gun.", "CGSP.jrd20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Getting hungry", "I'm getting hungry.", "CGSP.jrd21", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Amped up", "I'm all amped up biatch.", "CGSP.jrd22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Suck it down!", "Suck it down!", "CGSP.jrd23", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Wazzzzzup!", "Wazzzzzzzzup.", "CGSP.jrd24", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Look for Pizza", "I just thought of something cool.  Let's go look for some pizza.", "CGSP.jrd25", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Pity the foo", "Ughhh... I pity the foo.", "CGSP.jrd26", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: that is gross", "That is gross.  Eyes, teeth toungue and nuts just went flying!", "CGSP.jrd27", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: see ya, ass", "See you later!  Ass.", "CGSP.jrd28", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: Suck it down!", "Suck it down!", "CGSP.jrd29", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: That's Disgusting", "Awww that's disgusting!	", "CGSP.jrd30", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "V: Dark Forces 2 J.K." );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Angry one", "Oh!  You're an angry one aren't you?", "CGSP.wjk01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: one less rebel", "That's one less rebel.", "CGSP.wjk03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: blast em", "Blast em!", "CGSP.wjk04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: force is strong", "The force is strong within you!", "CGSP.wjk05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: You kidding?", "You've got to be kidding!", "CGSP.wjk08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Make better living", "There's got to be a better way to make a living.", "CGSP.wjk09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Bad for health", "This has got to be bad for my health.", "CGSP.wjk10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Light side weak", "The light side is weak and pitiful!", "CGSP.wjk11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: No shoot customer", "I wish you wouldn't shoot paying customers.", "CGSP.wjk12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Get out of bar", "Get out of my bar, you always cause trouble.", "CGSP.wjk13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Choose dark side", "For you the choice is the darkside, forever will it dominate your destiny.", "CGSP.wjk15", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: Blaster on full", "Set blasters on full!", "CGSP.wjk17", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "B: Dark Reign 2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Let it fly!", "Let it fly!", "CGSP.dr201", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Come in peace", "We come in peace.", "CGSP.dr202", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Fish food", "Fish food!", "CGSP.dr203", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Death from above", "Death from above.", "CGSP.dr204", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: for the cause", "For the cause!", "CGSP.dr205", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: feel the burn", "Feel the burn!", "CGSP.dr206", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: comes the sun", "Here comes the sun!", "CGSP.dr207", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: special delivery", "Special delivery.", "CGSP.dr208", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: good day to die", "Good day to die.", "CGSP.dr209", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: hello ladies", "Hello ladies.", "CGSP.dr210", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "W: D through G" );
			
			startVPDXMenu( "Q: Deus Ex 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Drop weapon, step out", "Please put down your weapons and step out into the hall way.", "CGSP.de01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Start clean up", "Finished here, let's start the clean up.", "CGSP.de02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: No one to help", "Your owners have decided to destroy you.  You will find no one to help you here.", "CGSP.de03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Great place here", "Great place here.", "CGSP.de04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: old geezer tough", "The old geezer is tougher than you though, huh?", "CGSP.de05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: no games in lab", "My laboratory is no place to play games.", "CGSP.de06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: we have authority", "We have the authority here.", "CGSP.de07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: give yourself up", "Give yourself up.", "CGSP.de08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: play dumb", "Do me a favor, play dumb.", "CGSP.de09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: You're already dead", "If I'm going to kill you, you're already dead.", "CGSP.de10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: bad move", "Bad move, agent.", "CGSP.de11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: where is my backup", "God damn it!  Where the hell is my backup?", "CGSP.de12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: more than human", "Already I'm more than human!", "CGSP.de13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: no one here", "No one's here.  What am I?  Nuts?", "CGSP.de14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: blood ruined chrome", "All this blood has ruined my chrome.", "CGSP.de15", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "W: Deus Ex 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Swift & quiet", "That is how it is done.  Swift and quiet.", "CGSP.de16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: no games in temple", "Get out!  Enough games in the temple.", "CGSP.de17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: I was made for", "This is what I was made for, isn't it?", "CGSP.de18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Net's going black", "The net's going!  The net's going black!", "CGSP.de19", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Daedalus & Icarus", "We are Daedalus.  We are Icarus.", "CGSP.de20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Invisible hand", "We are the invisible hand.  We are the Illuminati.", "CGSP.de21", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Can't challenge me", "Don't ever imagine you could challenge me.", "CGSP.de22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Locked in bathroom", "Why are you locked in the bathroom?", "CGSP.de23", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Obey your masters", "Yes! Obey your new masters.", "CGSP.de24", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Better to look good", "Better to look good than to have the distractions of another agent who needs backup.", "CGSP.de25", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Safer place to camp", "I could think of safer places to camp.", "CGSP.de26", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: 10 seconds, Beat it", "You got 10 seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF casualties.", "CGSP.de27", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: suffer considerablly", "Attack my systems and you will suffer considerable losses.", "CGSP.de28", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: I'm a fed agent", "Open up  I'm a federal agent.", "CGSP.de30", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "E: Diablo 1" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Ahh, Fresh meat", "Ahh fresh meat.", "CGSP.wdi01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Life entered my tomb", "Prepare yourself mortal, to serve my master for eternity.", "CGSP.wdi02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Hail Diablo", "Hail and sacrifice to Diablo!  Lord of terror and destroyer of souls!", "CGSP.wdi04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Back to Grave", "Back to the grave.", "CGSP.wdi05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Stench, me or zombie", "That stench!  Is it me?  Or are there zombies down here?", "CGSP.wdi06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Got milk?", "Got milk?", "CGSP.wdi07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: All too easy", "All too easy.", "CGSP.wdi09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Vengance is mine", "Vengance is mine.", "CGSP.wdi10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Time to die", "Time to die.", "CGSP.wdi11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Not impressed", "I am not impressed.", "CGSP.wdi12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Big mushroom!", "Now THAT is a big mushroom.", "CGSP.wdi13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: Blow up whole village", "I could blow up the whole village...", "CGSP.wdi15", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: What ails you?", "What ails you my friend?", "CGSP.wdi17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: Hello friend", "Hello my friend, stay awhile and listen.", "CGSP.wdi18", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "R: Diablo 2 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Relax frosty bitch", "I think she could use a special potion.  Here it is!  Relax frosty bitch!", "CGSP.diablo201", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: love of excess", "Kill as many as you can.  I have a morbid love of excess.", "CGSP.diablo202", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: good / bad news", "Well, the good news is that events are unfolding just as foretold.", "CGSP.diablo203", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Go away!", "Go away!", "CGSP.diablo204", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Good riddance", "Good riddance.  Freak.", "CGSP.diablo205", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Uhh oops", "Uhhh... oops.", "CGSP.diablo206", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Die maggot", "Die maggot!", "CGSP.diablo207", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Why fight fair?", "Why fight fair, when you can hire some of us.", "CGSP.diablo208", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Time to die", "Time to die.", "CGSP.diablo209", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Join my army", "Join my army of the dead.", "CGSP.diablo210", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Blood bath", "Here for a blood bath?", "CGSP.diablo211", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: Death can't save you", "Not even death could save you from me.", "CGSP.diablo212", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: Keep pestering me", "Ahhhh I don't know why you people keep pestering me.", "CGSP.diablo213", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: Daylight", "So this is daylight?  Hmm... it's overrated.", "CGSP.diablo214", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: Boil on my ass", "Guess what, I named a boil on my ass after you.  It too bothers me every time I sit down.", "CGSP.diablo215", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "T: Diablo 2 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: circle of suffering", "Welcome to our circle of suffering.", "CGSP.diablo216", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: battle won/lost", "Look around you, and ask yourself... has the battle been won, or lost?", "CGSP.diablo217", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: be that way", "Okay, be that way!", "CGSP.diablo218", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Too late, ha ha", "You're too late!  Mouhahahaha", "CGSP.diablo219", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Rotting arm", "I noticed a rotting human arm floating in the harbor this morning.", "CGSP.diablo220", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Darkness", "I had about enough of this darkness, I don't even know what day it is anymore.", "CGSP.diablo221", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: slow torture", "Ahh, the slow torture of caged starvation.", "CGSP.diablo222", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: waste of flesh", "What a waste of undead flesh.", "CGSP.diablo223", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: enjoy darkness", "What a pity, I was beginning to enjoy the darkness.", "CGSP.diablo224", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: came too late", "I came too late, now destruction is let loose upon the world once more.", "CGSP.diablo225", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: more junk", "Great, more junk, just what I'd expect to find in a sewer.", "CGSP.diablo226", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: Puzzling question", "How does one destroy destruction, how does one force terror to flee in fear?", "CGSP.diablo227", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: Save some glory", "Hey, just save some glory for us little guys huh?", "CGSP.diablo228", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: Mouhahaha, etc", "Mouhahahahahhahaha... Mouhahahahahahah.... Ahhahahahahhaha", "CGSP.diablo229", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: Greets Mortal", "Greetings mortal.", "CGSP.diablo230", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "A: (The) Dig 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Long Taunt", "Come here you phlegm carapace, slime faced, mucus brained, ...", "CGSP.wtd01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Longer Taunt", "Come on you ponderous exoskeleton, you cocoon eating lobster ...", "CGSP.wtd02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Longest Taunt", "You lying, thieving, cheating, scum sucking, toad licking...", "CGSP.wtd03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: We'll mash em", "If any of your people try to pick a fight, we'll mash them like bugs.", "CGSP.wtd05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Help yourselves", "Help yourselves by giving up.", "CGSP.wtd06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Kick Atillah's butt", "As you americans might say, 'we will kick Atillah's butt'.", "CGSP.wtd07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: I'm pretty good", "Hey, I'm pretty good.", "CGSP.wtd09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Stay out of place", "This is exactly the kind of place my mother always said I should stay out of.", "CGSP.wtd11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: feel more powerful", "I feel more powerful, more energenic, more alive than I ever felt before.", "CGSP.wtd12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: you exaggerate", "Ha ha ha, you americans always exaggerating.", "CGSP.wtd13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: bye, bye, bye, bye", "Till then, adios, chow, sayonara, auf weidersehen.", "CGSP.wtd14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: extensive training", "Finally, a good use for my extensive training.", "CGSP.wtd15", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: sticky buttons", "It's not my fault, the buttons were sticky.", "CGSP.wtd17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: move buttocks", "Move your silly buttocks you fool!", "CGSP.wtd18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: eagle has landed", "The eagle has landed.", "CGSP.wtd19", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "S: (The) Dig 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: where you've been", "Where have you been?!", "CGSP.wtd20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: you will loose", "If I ever actually decide to fight you, I don't care how strong and healthy you are.  You will lose.", "CGSP.wtd21", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: come out kids", "Come on out kids, the water's fine.", "CGSP.wtd22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: mess up guy", "I can't mess up the little guy's life any more than I already have.", "CGSP.wtd24", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: wacko, nuts, greedy", "He's wacko, nuts, out of his mind with greed.", "CGSP.wtd25", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: dead man!", "Your a dead man!", "CGSP.wtd26", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: wrecked machine", "You've wrecked my machine!", "CGSP.wtd27", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: waste moments", "I'm not going to waste one moment on such a meaningless task.", "CGSP.wtd28", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: pretty red light", "Look at the pretty red light boys and girls.", "CGSP.wtd29", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "D: Drakan" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Inferior upstart!", "Inferior upstart!", "CGSP.drakan01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: dissapointment hell", "Girl, you are in for one hell of a disappointment.", "CGSP.drakan02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: cast off already!", "Hello!!! Would you cast off already?!", "CGSP.drakan03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: stick that sword", "Watch where you stick that sword.", "CGSP.drakan04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: nice to see you", "Ahh, how nice to see you again.", "CGSP.drakan05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: that smarts", "Ahhh! That smarts!", "CGSP.drakan06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: asses to ashes", "Asses to ashes.", "CGSP.drakan07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: burn baby burn", "Burn baby burn!", "CGSP.drakan08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: don't enjoy waiting", "Do you think I enjoy waiting around?", "CGSP.drakan09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Feeling lazy", "Feeling a bit lazy are we?", "CGSP.drakan10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: sucking up", "If I didn’t know better, I think you were sucking up to me.", "CGSP.drakan11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: extra crispy", "Just the way I like it.  Extra crispy.", "CGSP.drakan12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: stop needling", "Would you stop needling me.", "CGSP.drakan13", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "F: Duke Nukem 3D" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Who wants some?", "Who wants some?", "CGSP.wdn3d01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Cool", "Cool.", "CGSP.wdn3d02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Shake it baby", "Shake it baby.", "CGSP.wdn3d03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: hail to the king", "Hail to the king baby!", "CGSP.wdn3d04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: damn i'm good", "Damn I'm good.", "CGSP.wdn3d05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: come get some", "Come get some.", "CGSP.wdn3d06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: thats gotta hurt", "Ooh, that's gotta hurt.", "CGSP.wdn3d07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: groovy", "Groovy.", "CGSP.wdn3d08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: rip head off", "I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.", "CGSP.wdn3d09", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "Z: Full Throttle 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Torch & Runner", "He's the torch, and the runner all in one folks!", "CGSP.fullt01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Throttle out & fly", "Let the throttle out and fly!", "CGSP.fullt02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Full Throttle!", "Full throttle!", "CGSP.fullt03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: That's an explosion", "Now that's an explosion ladies and gentlemen!", "CGSP.fullt04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Run for life", "The derby's over.  Run for your lives!", "CGSP.fullt05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: drove over my car", "Who's the guy that drove over my car?!", "CGSP.fullt06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Here pooch", "Here poochy pooch.  Pooch?", "CGSP.fullt07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Escort service", "Does this look like an escort service to you?", "CGSP.fullt08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: gratuitous violence", "Nothing like a little gratuitous violence to clear one's mind.", "CGSP.fullt09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: blow you up", "Alright then!  Let's go blow you little darlings up!", "CGSP.fullt10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: I'm indestructable", "I'm indestructible.  No one can stop me.  But they try.", "CGSP.fullt11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: Administer Justice", "Now stop moving so we can administer justice upon you.", "CGSP.fullt12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: Reckless driving", "Alright now!  Are you ready to see some reckless driving?", "CGSP.fullt13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: hit when fly open", "Just like him to hit a man with his fly's down.", "CGSP.fullt14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: stick shift", "Hope you are better with a stick shift than you are with a knife.", "CGSP.fullt15", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "X: Full Throttle 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: religious pilgrimage", "A religious pilgrimage with a lot of butt kicking.", "CGSP.fullt16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: follow shiny trail", "When it's time to find you, we'll just follow the shiny trail.", "CGSP.fullt17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: talking road kill", "Ooooooo talking road kill!", "CGSP.fullt18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: stop this thing", "How do you stop this thing?!", "CGSP.fullt19", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: I'm insured", "Don't worry, I'm insured.", "CGSP.fullt20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Skilled at bike", "You should see what I can do with a bike.", "CGSP.fullt21", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Customer is right", "Hm... the customer with the knife is always right.", "CGSP.fullt22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Sport for a man", "Now there's a sport for a man.", "CGSP.fullt23", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Learn to ride", "Learn to ride kid!", "CGSP.fullt24", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: fixed your door", "I uh... fixed your door.  It was sticky.", "CGSP.fullt25", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: introduce asphalt", "Let me introduce you to the asphalt.", "CGSP.fullt28", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: recoil booster", "Say there, is that a pre-regulation destroyer class solid fuel recoil booster you have there?", "CGSP.fullt29", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: love engine fire", "I love engine fires.", "CGSP.fullt30", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "C: Get Medival 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Shot on purpose", "I uh, shot that on purpose.  I really did, uh huh.", "CGSP.wgm01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: life meter down", "In case you haven't noticed... my life meter is going down!", "CGSP.wgm02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: I am flawless", "I am flawless...look at my incredible outfit!", "CGSP.wgm04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: No action, game", "You call this an action game?  Where's the action? Come on!", "CGSP.wgm05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Metal brazier", "Wandering a dungeon with a metal brazier is a true test of a warrior's strength.", "CGSP.wgm06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Block axe with body", "Why you block my axe with your body?", "CGSP.wgm07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: pumps me up", "This pumps me up.", "CGSP.wgm08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: drug testing scare", "This area scares me more than drug testing.", "CGSP.wgm09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: go to kitchen", "Yeah, if you can't stand the heat, then you should go into the kitchen.", "CGSP.wgm10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: smells like home", "This smells like home... ahh.", "CGSP.wgm11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: come get me", "Come on! Do it! Come get me! I'm here! Do it now!", "CGSP.wgm12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: stomp girly monsters", "I'll stomp all you girly monsters.", "CGSP.wgm13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: -fart- ow!", "*fart* Oww!", "CGSP.wgm14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: Biceps perfect aim", "Yeah, my biceps give me perfect aim.", "CGSP.wgm15", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: bigger & stronger", "I am the bigger and the stronger of all the girly men.", "CGSP.wgm16", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "V: Get Medival 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Want to quit", "You want to quit? But I was getting an incredible pump!", "CGSP.wgm17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Player jacked", "Player got jacked!", "CGSP.wgm18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Player pimped", "Player got pimped!", "CGSP.wgm19", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: I'm bored!", "Look into my eyes... I'm bored.", "CGSP.wgm20", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "E: G through H" );
			
			startVPDXMenu( "Q: Giants CK 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: between the eyes", "Ooooo right between the eyes!", "CGSP.giants01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: have to kill", "Do we have to kill them?", "CGSP.giants02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: vicious bastard", "You vicious bastard!", "CGSP.giants03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: bloody hell", "Bloody hell!  Look at the size of this thing!", "CGSP.giants04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: you idiots!", "Ahh... You idiots!", "CGSP.giants05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: love planet Bajorka", "Right... Ah hem... You're going to love planet Bajorka.", "CGSP.giants06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Old man's balls sag", "I'm just a little old man plus me balls are sagging.", "CGSP.giants07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Fresh explodin taters", "Fresh exploding taters!  I've been growing them since yesterday!", "CGSP.giants08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Nay again", "Damnit! Nay again!", "CGSP.giants09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: cap em in eyes", "Go out and cap em right between the eyes!", "CGSP.giants10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Ack! Balls!", "Ack!  Balls!", "CGSP.giants11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: Unexpected power", "Hmm... well, that was a bit more powerful than expected.", "CGSP.giants12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: feel end of stick", "Don't test us lad, or you'll be feeling the end of me stick!", "CGSP.giants13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: imbecile", "Man's an imbecile!", "CGSP.giants14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: knock out gates", "Now go knock out the gates to torture square before I die of old age!", "CGSP.giants15", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "W: Giants CK 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: voices in head", "Ahh, these incessant voices in me head!", "CGSP.giants16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: build a base", "Now it's time to show ya how to build a base.", "CGSP.giants17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: bloody idiots", "Ohhh... you bloody idiots!", "CGSP.giants18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: stole gun & jet pack", "You see this ugly little bastard stole my gun then took my bleedin jet pack too!", "CGSP.giants19", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Daft bastard", "Daft bastard.", "CGSP.giants20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: oh balls, it's her", "Oh balls, it's her again.", "CGSP.giants21", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: bullocks to that", "Well bullocks to that!", "CGSP.giants22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: I need my pills!", "Pills!  I need my pills Mr Baz.  Ahh I'm very high strung you see and I need my my my my pills!", "CGSP.giants23", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Crashed in metal bird", "He crashed in a big metal bird and how he's dangling from a cliff.", "CGSP.giants24", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: nervous to play", "Daddy's said i'm to nnnnervous to play with guns.", "CGSP.giants25", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: rebuild this base", "Help us rebuild this base.  Be sure to keep the stove well stocked with vimp meat.", "CGSP.giants26", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: break & throttle", "So! One more time! This is the break, and this is the throttle!", "CGSP.giants27", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: kill myself yet?", "Can I kill myself now?", "CGSP.giants28", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: run into traffic", "You must now all run into oncoming traffic with your genitalia exposed.", "CGSP.giants29", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "E: Grand Theft Auto 1" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Kill Frenzy!", "Kill Frenzy!", "CGSP.wgta01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Cheer!", "Cheer!", "CGSP.wgta04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Oooohhhh", "Ooohhh!", "CGSP.wgta05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Hare Krishna chant", "Hare Krishna chant...", "CGSP.wgta06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: oh my god", "Oh my god!", "CGSP.wgta07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: piece of shit", "Piece of shit!", "CGSP.wgta08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: whoa jesus", "Whoa Jesus!", "CGSP.wgta09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: son of a bitch", "Son of a bitch!", "CGSP.wgta10", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "R: Grand Theft Auto 2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Expeditious execution", "Expeditious execution!", "CGSP.gta201", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: G T A !", "Grand Theft Auto!", "CGSP.gta202", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Mmmm cookin", "MmMmmmm... something's cooking!", "CGSP.gta203", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: did that hurt", "Ooooo sorry about that.  Did that hurt?", "CGSP.gta204", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: taxi!", "Taxi!!!", "CGSP.gta205", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: get outta the car", "Get outta the car man!", "CGSP.gta206", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: 150 people down", "Outstanding!  150 people down!", "CGSP.gta207", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: suck it", "Ooooo suck it and see!", "CGSP.gta208", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: taste my ?", "Taste my ? ice cream boy.", "CGSP.gta209", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: you're toast", "You're toast buddy!", "CGSP.gta210", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "A: Grim Fandango 1/3" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: seal in hipness", "Extra thick doors to seal in the hipness.", "CGSP.wgf101", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: great audience", "Alright you've been a great audience!  Good night Rubacava!", "CGSP.wgf102", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: I'm bad news", "Johnny Law baby, you see?  I'm a drifter, I'm bad news.", "CGSP.wgf103", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Hi Manny!", "Hi Manny!", "CGSP.wgf105", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: A great ally", "You are a great ally in this noble revolution.", "CGSP.wgf106", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Full of themselves", "Can you believe how full of themselves they are over there?", "CGSP.wgf107", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: be good to heart", "Be good to heart, don't tear out heart, heart is good, strong beating good heart!", "CGSP.wgf108", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: server is down", "Server's down again.", "CGSP.wgf110", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Buenos dias", "Buenos dias.", "CGSP.wgf111", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: take you down", "Oh yeah, I can take you down, but I can't eat customers anymore.", "CGSP.wgf112", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: puss x 6", "Puss puss puss, puss puss puss", "CGSP.wgf113", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: get an airforce", "Go get me an airforce before it hatches.", "CGSP.wgf114", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: viva revolution", "Viva revolution!", "CGSP.wgf115", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: years, hours, flowers", "We may have years, we may have hours, but sooner or later, we push up flowers.", "CGSP.wgf116", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: poor saps", "Look at these poor saps, smiles as bright and wide as the blade on my scythe.", "CGSP.wgf117", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "S: Grim Fandango 2/3" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: It's me, death", "Psst.  It's me, death.  I'll see you soon, okay?", "CGSP.wgf119", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Grim reaper, lard ass", "I'm the grim reaper lard ass, and you're my next customer.", "CGSP.wgf121", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: look out below", "Heh, look out below.", "CGSP.wgf122", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: treachery of women", "Is there a greater constant in nature than the treachery of women?", "CGSP.wgf124", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: contained detonation", "Stop using the contained detonation chamber to crack open walnuts.", "CGSP.wgf126", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: that hurts baby", "Aww that hurts baby.", "CGSP.wgf127", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: day of the dead", "It's the festival of the day of the dead.", "CGSP.wgf128", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: entertainment value", "Outside of the entertainment value, that didn't do what I had hoped.", "CGSP.wgf129", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: good enough government", "Good enough for government work...", "CGSP.wgf130", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: getting outta here", "I'm getting outta here, this world is for suckers!", "CGSP.wgf201", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: edge of the world", "What are you doing out here on the edge of the world?", "CGSP.wgf203", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: take me seriously!", "What can I do to get you to take me seriously?!?", "CGSP.wgf204", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: I see a garden", "I look at you, and I see a garden waiting to happen.", "CGSP.wgf205", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: tape mouth shut", "Tape your mouth shut!", "CGSP.wgf207", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: are you crazy?", "What are you doing, are you crazy?!", "CGSP.wgf208", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "D: Grim Fandango 3/3" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: No fighting & bitting", "Hey!  No fighting, no bitting.", "CGSP.wgf210", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: anyone have gun?", "Hey will one of you children happen to have a gun?", "CGSP.wgf211", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Why am I bad", "Why am I so bad at this?", "CGSP.wgf212", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: really really sad", "This is sad, really really sad.", "CGSP.wgf213", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: good show", "Good show my friend.", "CGSP.wgf214", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: comic book liners", "Please, save the comic book one liners for when your winning.", "CGSP.wgf215", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: intense power trip", "I just want you to understand that I'm totally sympathetic to the intense power trip your on.", "CGSP.wgf216", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: lots of ammo", "Ahh yes, lots of ammo.", "CGSP.wgf219", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: hear the great one", "Hear the name of the great one.", "CGSP.wgf220", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: purpose, skill desire?", "Do you not know the one purpose, the one skill, the one desire of this humble spirit?", "CGSP.wgf221", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: faster!", "Faster!", "CGSP.wgf222", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: chicken!", "Bwaaak bwak bwak bwak bawaaaaak!", "CGSP.wgf223", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: more survivors?", "What?  More survivors?", "CGSP.wgf225", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: just snow & sunglasses", "Nothing out there but snow and a perfectly good pair of sunglasses.", "CGSP.wgf226", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: getting angry", "I'm getting angry!", "CGSP.wgf228", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "F: Ground Control" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Dropped my rations", "Ahh shoot, I dropped my chocolate rations.", "CGSP.groundc02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Staff meeting", "I have a staff meeting to attend.", "CGSP.groundc03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: What's going on", "What the hell is going on?!  Why aren't these turrets down?!  My men are getting cut to pieces!", "CGSP.groundc04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Meat grinder", "Great, more men into the meat grinder.", "CGSP.groundc06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Goodies back to base", "I'm bringing goodies back to the base and the next these boys are offering to introduce me to god.", "CGSP.groundc08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: One more serving", "One more serving of the impossible coming right up.", "CGSP.groundc09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: banana refugee", "I'm not the banana refugee, I'm a political refugee.", "CGSP.groundc11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: worst moment, life", "This is the worst moment of my life.", "CGSP.groundc15", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: engineer sheep", "The engineers will follow you like sacred sheep.", "CGSP.groundc16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: time to die", "Time to die...", "CGSP.groundc18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: low whistle", "Low whistle", "CGSP.groundc22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: ahead of sparky", "Way ahead of you there sparky.", "CGSP.groundc23", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: flatter than pancake", "That eastern outpost is flatter than a pancake.", "CGSP.groundc24", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: holy crap!", "Holy crap!", "CGSP.groundc26", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: boot licking", "Rot in head your murderous boot licking bastard.", "CGSP.groundc30", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "Z: Half Life 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: admin won't listen", "I suspected this could happen, but the administrator just would not listen.", "CGSP.whl01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: aim for head", "Aim for the head if you can find it.", "CGSP.whl02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: bring it on", "Bring it on!", "CGSP.whl03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: trophy room", "Hmm, that will look nice in my trophy room.", "CGSP.whl04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: got one", "Got one.", "CGSP.whl05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: see that shot", "Man, did you see that shot?", "CGSP.whl06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: what, want, tombstone", "What do you want on your tombstone.", "CGSP.whl07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: hell, equipment", "What the hell is going on with our equipment?", "CGSP.whl08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: waiting for gordon", "They're waiting for you gordon, in the test chamber.", "CGSP.whl09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: we're doomed", "Oh my god we're doomed!", "CGSP.whl11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: eat this, bastard", "Hey! Eat this you bastard!", "CGSP.whl12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: heheheh", "Heh heh heh ha ha hah...", "CGSP.whl13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: sniper got me", "I've been hit, stay back, sniper got me.", "CGSP.whl14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: containment failure", "It appears the containment system has completely failed.", "CGSP.whl15", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: die bloodsucker", "Die you bloodsucker.", "CGSP.whl16", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "X: Half Life 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: don't want to die", "No! I don't want to die.", "CGSP.whl17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: nasty work", "Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there.  I am impressed.", "CGSP.whl18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: good to see you", "Ahh, it's good to see you.", "CGSP.whl20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: hold still", "Hold still, this won't hurt a bit.", "CGSP.whl22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: see missing leg", "Did you see that thing with the missing leg?", "CGSP.whl23", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: need sleep", "I'd give my right hemisphere for a few hours of sleep.", "CGSP.whl25", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: very safe day", "Have a very safe day.", "CGSP.whl26", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: something died", "Phew, something died down here.", "CGSP.whl27", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: target range time", "Yep, all that target range time is going to pay off today.", "CGSP.whl28", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: talk too much", "You talk too much.", "CGSP.whl29", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: start up generator", "I hope no one expects me to start up the generator.", "CGSP.whl30", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: eat lead", "Hey over here!  Eat lead you outerspace octopus!", "CGSP.whl31", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "C: Heavy Gear 2 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: going to die", "Oh we're defintely going to die.", "CGSP.whg202", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: step it up", "Hey, could you step it up a bit?", "CGSP.whg203", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: here kitty kitty", "Here kitty kitty kitty...", "CGSP.whg205", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: one tough bastard", "If I may say so, you're one tough bastard sir.", "CGSP.whg207", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: shit will kill ya", "You know that shit will kill ya.", "CGSP.whg208", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: nothing personal", "Nothing personal.", "CGSP.whg209", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: old man has blood", "Who'd have thought the old man would have some much blood in him?", "CGSP.whg210", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: no hard feelings", "No hard feelings.", "CGSP.whg211", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: strictly business", "It's strictly business friend.", "CGSP.whg212", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: who wants some", "Who wants some more?", "CGSP.whg213", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: yeah ha ha ha", "Yeah ha ha ha... Wah ha ha ha ha...", "CGSP.whg214", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: another point for us", "Another point for us.", "CGSP.whg215", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: that's gotta hurt", "That's gotta hurt.", "CGSP.whg216", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: don't understand", "If you don't understand it, kill it.", "CGSP.whg217", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: very impressive", "Very impressive. I haven't seen a team like this in a long time.", "CGSP.whg218", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "V: Heavy Gear 2 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: natural asshole", "Are you a natural asshole, or do you have to work at it?", "CGSP.whg219", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: got em all", "We got em all and we had time to spare too.", "CGSP.whg221", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: turrets tearing", "The turrets are tearing us apart!", "CGSP.whg224", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: odds I like", "These are the kind of odds I like!  ha ha ha.", "CGSP.whg225", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: come back & play", "Hey, come back and play!", "CGSP.whg226", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: that is that", "And that, they say, is that.", "CGSP.whg227", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: this is it?", "That's it?  You bastards can't do any better than that?", "CGSP.whg228", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: shut up reptile", "Will you shut up you nausiating reptile?  If I want an intelligent point of view, I'll talk to the lichen.", "CGSP.whg229", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: walk through base", "What do we do, walk right through their base?", "CGSP.whg230", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "B: Hitman Codename 47" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: I'm a killer", "I'm a killer and I always have been.", "CGSP.hitman4701", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: heavy corpse of lead", "There will be one heavy corpse with all that lead.", "CGSP.hitman4702", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: speed kills", "Speed kills, and this bullet is coming fast.", "CGSP.hitman4703", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: like a death star", "I feel like a death star.", "CGSP.hitman4704", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: excellent specimen", "You are an excellent specimen.  Your performance is remarkable, and I must say that I'm impressed.", "CGSP.hitman4705", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: scatter gun", "Remember, no more single hand action, and forget about neatness with these scatter guns.", "CGSP.hitman4706", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: upsie daisy", "Don't let me down now... upsie daisy!", "CGSP.hitman4707", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Not trying hard", "You're not trying hard enough.  Impress me!", "CGSP.hitman4708", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: small button", "One small button to press and boom.  What a mess.", "CGSP.hitman4709", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: hasta lowego", "This is where you get off.  Hasta lowego punk.", "CGSP.hitman4710", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Hmmmmmmm", "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........", "CGSP.hitman4711", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: keep mouth open", "Keep that motor mouth open, I'm using it as a beacon.", "CGSP.hitman4712", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: club like a pinata", "I'm going to club you like a pinata.", "CGSP.hitman4713", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: emergency situation", "We have just received a visitor in the complex and he's gone totally berserk.", "CGSP.hitman4714", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: said I'm crazy", "They shook their bony little heads, looked at me with their beady little eyes and said I was crazy!", "CGSP.hitman4715", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "R: H through M" );
			
			startVPDXMenu( "Q: Homeworld Cataclysm 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: We... Live...", "We... live...", "CGSP.hwc01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: give us data", "Give us data, or we take data with your parts.", "CGSP.hwc02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: see our madness", "We see our own madness reflected in yours.", "CGSP.hwc03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: damn it all", "Damn it all to Karhak.	", "CGSP.hwc04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: saboteur terminated", "Saboteur has been found and terminated.", "CGSP.hwc05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: abandon ship", "Abandon ship!", "CGSP.hwc06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: not be bound", "We will not be bound!", "CGSP.hwc07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: board & surrender", "Prepare to be boarded and to surrender any data and personnel we require.", "CGSP.hwc08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: burn monstrosity", "Burn you monstrosity... burn!", "CGSP.hwc09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: what was that", "What in Karahak's name was that?", "CGSP.hwc10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: sterilize that thing", "Enough!  This ends now!  Gunner!  Sterilize that thing!", "CGSP.hwc11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: done to our fleet", "Look what you've done to our fleet!", "CGSP.hwc12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: my beautiful ship", "My beautiful ship...", "CGSP.hwc13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: useless weapons", "See your weapons are useless against me.", "CGSP.hwc14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: never take ship", "They'll never take over this ship!", "CGSP.hwc15", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "W: Homeworld Cataclysm 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: forget to thank", "I'm sure they'll forget to thank us later.", "CGSP.hwc16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: for the homeworld", "For the homeworld!", "CGSP.hwc17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: uhh what?", "Uhhh what?", "CGSP.hwc18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: backup systems", "Going to backup systems.  We need repairs!", "CGSP.hwc19", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: fire fire fire", "Fire fire fire!", "CGSP.hwc20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: what kind of ship", "What kind of ship do you think this is?!", "CGSP.hwc21", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: escape pods", "Get to the escape pods!", "CGSP.hwc22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: in over head", "Hey! We're in over our heads here!", "CGSP.hwc23", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: continue hunt", "Continue the hunt.", "CGSP.hwc24", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: are superior", "We are superior.", "CGSP.hwc25", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: conquer parts", "Selves will conquer parts.", "CGSP.hwc26", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: useful parts", "We welcome useful parts.", "CGSP.hwc27", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: chip hull paint", "Sorry to chip your hull paint.", "CGSP.hwc28", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: oooo my head", "Oohhhhh my head.", "CGSP.hwc29", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: will take you", "We will take you!", "CGSP.hwc30", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "E: Hostile Waters 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Blah blah blah", "Blah blah blah blah.", "CGSP.hostilewaters01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: felt so bad", "I haven't felt so bad since me boomerang didn’t come back.", "CGSP.hostilewaters02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: guys catch up", "You guys want to catch up?  I'm in the lead.", "CGSP.hostilewaters03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: sound of failure", "Do you hear that captain?  That's the sound of your failure.", "CGSP.hostilewaters04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: mother of bombs", "It looks like someone has detonated the mother of all bombs.", "CGSP.hostilewaters05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: kill em", "Kill em, we must not allow them to escape.", "CGSP.hostilewaters06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: biblical plague", "That last place looked like it has been hit by a biblical plague.", "CGSP.hostilewaters07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: what on earth", "Captain, what on earth have you done?", "CGSP.hostilewaters08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: hostile waters", "These are hostile waters.", "CGSP.hostilewaters09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: hit by sanity", "In the year 2012, the earth was hit by the last thing it was expecting. Sanity.", "CGSP.hostilewaters10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: control most of them", "You can say we control most of them.  They can't take a shit without us know about it.", "CGSP.hostilewaters11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: no soul alive", "There's not a soul left alive.", "CGSP.hostilewaters12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: wait till later", "I know you like me, but couldn't this wait till later?", "CGSP.hostilewaters13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: not a cleaning lady", "Hello darling.  Do I look like a cleaning lady?  I blow things up, I do not clean them up.", "CGSP.hostilewaters14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: get out more", "You really do need to get out more.", "CGSP.hostilewaters15", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "R: Hostile Waters 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: heap of junk", "Doesn’t anything work on that heap of junk?", "CGSP.hostilewaters16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: bad ass mother", "I am one bad ass mother.", "CGSP.hostilewaters17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: some shot!", "That was one some shot man.", "CGSP.hostilewaters18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: ahh shiiiit!", "Ahhhhhhhhh Shiiiiiiiit!!!", "CGSP.hostilewaters20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: load of women", "We fought like a load of women.  This is terrible!", "CGSP.hostilewaters21", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: aviator loving", "Who wants some aviator loving?", "CGSP.hostilewaters22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: no ejector seat", "Does this thing come with an ejector seat?", "CGSP.hostilewaters23", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: not a nurse", "Damn this war, I am NOT a nurse!", "CGSP.hostilewaters24", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: not a gun", "This is not a gun! I've played with bigger pea shooters!", "CGSP.hostilewaters25", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: need stimulation", "I need stimulation!", "CGSP.hostilewaters26", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: tank & gun", "I don't know where I've come from... here's my tank, and here's my gun.", "CGSP.hostilewaters27", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: Damn mo@#$!$4", "Damn mo@#$!$#@#eem!", "CGSP.hostilewaters28", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: hide of rhino", "This one got a hide like a rhino!", "CGSP.hostilewaters29", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: everyone lighten up", "Will everyone please lighten up... Let's have some conversation here.", "CGSP.hostilewaters30", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "T: Kingpin" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Be cool bitch!", "Be cool bitch!", "CGSP.wkp01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: keep talking ass", "Keep talking ass hole.", "CGSP.wkp11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: make me angry", "You are making me so angry!", "CGSP.wkp13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: let's go!", "Let's go! Come on!", "CGSP.wkp14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: scared eh?", "Yeah you scared eh?", "CGSP.wkp15", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: medival on ass", "I'm gona get medival on your ass.", "CGSP.wkp17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: give it, baby!", "Give it to me baby!", "CGSP.wkp18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: chunky stool", "I have chunks of guys bigger than you in my stool!", "CGSP.wkp23", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: what's shakin", "Hey boys, what's shaking?", "CGSP.wkp29", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "A: Kyrandia 2 & 3 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: always loved you", "You know, I've always loved you.", "CGSP.kyrandia01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: undo squirrel trance", "Now to undo the squirrel trance.", "CGSP.kyrandia02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: normal sarcastic self", "I think I'll just be my normal, sarcastic, nasty tempered, wonderful self.", "CGSP.kyrandia03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: burp!", "-burp!- Excuse me.", "CGSP.kyrandia04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: amazing", "Amazing!", "CGSP.kyrandia05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: squirrel like magic", "Okay Mr. Squirrel, let's see how you like a little magic.", "CGSP.kyrandia06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: plot my revenge", "This is a great day to plot my revenge.", "CGSP.kyrandia07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: push in moat", "I used to enjoy pushing people into the moat.  Still do.", "CGSP.kyrandia08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: don't ever return", "Don't ever return or we will... will... do the same thing again.", "CGSP.kyrandia09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: don't mind, sweetie", "I don't mind being here as long as you're here sweetie!", "CGSP.kyrandia10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: you & me together", "You and me together again!", "CGSP.kyrandia11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: knock knock...", "Knock knock... anybody home?", "CGSP.kyrandia12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: break xmas ornamant", "Now who would break my Christmas ornament?", "CGSP.kyrandia13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: you're a jerk", "You're a jerk!", "CGSP.kyrandia14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: have to do work", "Uh oh... you might have to do some work!", "CGSP.kyrandia15", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "S: Kyrandia 2 & 3 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: insubordinate", "I like your insubordinate attitude.", "CGSP.kyrandia16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: essentially dead", "I guess hmmm... am I essentially dead right now?", "CGSP.kyrandia17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: be quiet", "Shhh!  Be quiet!  I am thinking!", "CGSP.kyrandia18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: what a rat", "What a rat, I love this guy!", "CGSP.kyrandia19", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: primitive equipment", "What primitive recreational equipment.", "CGSP.kyrandia20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: fun science", "Ahh adjusted ballistics.  The FUN science!", "CGSP.kyrandia21", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: loop de loop", "I love the loop de loop.", "CGSP.kyrandia22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: everyone friendly", "Why is everyone here so friendly towards me?", "CGSP.kyrandia23", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: rub some cheese", "Awww, that can't hurt... rub some cheese on it.", "CGSP.kyrandia24", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: burning yourself", "Burning yourself is no fun.", "CGSP.kyrandia25", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: forget about us", "There you are!  Did you forget about us?!", "CGSP.kyrandia26", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: I'm home", "Kyrandia!  I'm home!", "CGSP.kyrandia27", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: keep which idiot", "You decide which of these idiots I should keep and who should go.", "CGSP.kyrandia28", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: get a spine", "Get a spine you... you... puppy!", "CGSP.kyrandia29", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: put a road here", "Somebody should put a road through here.", "CGSP.kyrandia30", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "D: Lego Island 2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Everybody alright?", "Uh oh... is everybody alright?", "CGSP.legoi201", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: get through me", "You've got to get through me to get it!", "CGSP.legoi202", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: played this game", "I've played this game before.", "CGSP.legoi203", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: cheeky monkeys", "Goodness, those cheeky monkeys never knew what hit them.  Excellent flying and good shooting!", "CGSP.legoi204", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: dodged brilliantly", "Wow, you dodged brilliantly there. The cannon, the shark, the octopus, AND the pirates.", "CGSP.legoi205", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: rump, next week", "I fear my rump is in the middle of next week.", "CGSP.legoi206", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: little, this & that", "A little of this and a little of that and volia.", "CGSP.legoi208", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: chaos call", "Chaos call from castle island...", "CGSP.legoi209", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: hate that kid", "I really hate that kid.", "CGSP.legoi210", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "F: Maniac Mansion 2 DOTT 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: save the world", "If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.", "CGSP.wdott01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: free of Fred", "I thought I was free of Dr. Fred and those crazy Edisons forever.", "CGSP.wdott02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: jumpy sucker", "Jumpy little sucker.", "CGSP.wdott03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: nailed ya", "Nailed ya dead on man.", "CGSP.wdott04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: dum de dum", "Dum de Dum", "CGSP.wdott05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: lamentable fate", "A lamentable fate for such a patriotic dude.", "CGSP.wdott06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: float over here", "Benard, float over here so I can punch you.", "CGSP.wdott07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: toilet backup", "I'm stuck in colonial times, tentacles are taking over the world, and now the toilet is backing up.", "CGSP.wdott08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: glad that's over", "Well I'm certainly glad that's over with.", "CGSP.wdott09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Hiiii...", "Hi.", "CGSP.wdott10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: pop a hamster", "Those things can really pop a hamster good.", "CGSP.wdott11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: disection lab", "Just what I need for disection lab tomorrow.", "CGSP.wdott12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: sludge o matic", "We're going to turn of the sludge-o-matic and defeat your evil plan over grown worm.", "CGSP.wdott13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: overgrown ornament", "Take that you overgrown lawn ornament.", "CGSP.wdott14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: can be a doctor", "If he can be a doctor...hehehe... I'll have no trouble.", "CGSP.wdott15", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "G: Maniac Mansion 2 DOTT 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: mom warned me", "Mom warned me there be days like this.", "CGSP.wdott16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: almost Killed self", "Hehehe, I almost killed myself.", "CGSP.wdott17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: going to kill", "I think I'm going to kill you.", "CGSP.wdott18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: i get upset", "I get upset when people make fun of me.", "CGSP.wdott19", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: take on the world", "I feel like I could take on the world!", "CGSP.wdott20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: great, smarter, etc", "It makes me feel great, smarter, more agressive.", "CGSP.wdott22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: leave us alone", "Leave us alone.", "CGSP.wdott23", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: take it", "Just lie there and take it like a man.", "CGSP.wdott24", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: it works!", "It works! I can't believe it!", "CGSP.wdott25", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: center of forhead", "Center of the forhead every time.", "CGSP.wdott26", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: dark, mad science", "It's a dark day for mad science.", "CGSP.wdott27", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: no respect", "I don't get any respect around here.", "CGSP.wdott28", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: they're filthy, etc", "Honestly sir, I think they're filthy. Obscene. Foul. Sickening.", "CGSP.wdott29", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: finish taking world", "Now I can finish taking over the world! hahaha...", "CGSP.wdott30", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: i'll be back", "You haven't heard the last of me, I'll be back...", "CGSP.wdott31", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "Z: MDK 2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: video game over", "You just spent $60 for a video game that ended.  Fool!  Sucker!", "CGSP.mdk201", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: driving the starship", "No, can't do that... driving the starship you see.", "CGSP.mdk202", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: bravo doctor", "Oh bravo doctor. Now you've done it.", "CGSP.mdk203", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: I've got science", "I don't need luck. I've got science.", "CGSP.mdk204", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Bring it, fuzzy", "Bring it on fuzzy!", "CGSP.mdk205", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: hardship, pleasure", "Are you implying that our hardship has been for your entertainment?", "CGSP.mdk206", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: who's your daddy", "Hello earth, who's your daddy?", "CGSP.mdk207", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: straddle a torpedo", "Now go straddle a torpedo while I figure out how to aim.", "CGSP.mdk208", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: warranty is up", "Warranty is up sparky!", "CGSP.mdk209", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: sweet mother, kibble", "Sweet mother of kibble!", "CGSP.mdk210", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: 100% impenetrable", "My ship is 100% impenetrable!", "CGSP.mdk211", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: oh fudge", "Oh fudge.", "CGSP.mdk212", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: no match for brain", "You're no match for my massive cranial capacity.", "CGSP.mdk213", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: get off my ship", "You there!  Alien interloper!  GET OFF MY SHIP!", "CGSP.mdk214", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: we're all doomed", "They took the suit, we're all doomed, can I go now?", "CGSP.mdk215", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "X: Mechwarrior 3" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: walking up gun", "Why do I feel like I'm walking up the barrel of a large gun.", "CGSP.mechw301", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: I challenge you", "I challenge you to a circle of equals if you have the courage to meet in single combat.", "CGSP.mechw302", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: no one happy", "Why isn't anyone ever happy to see us?", "CGSP.mechw303", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: stupid tin can", "Stupid tin cans... when are they going to learn?", "CGSP.mechw304", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: right into lava", "And right into the lava.  He's not coming back.", "CGSP.mechw305", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: everything online", "Reactor online, sensors online, weapons online, all systems nominal.", "CGSP.mechw306", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: still repairs", "Hey there still repairs to do, come back here!", "CGSP.mechw307", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: targeting", "Targeting...", "CGSP.mechw308", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: critical hit", "Critical hit!", "CGSP.mechw309", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: leave footprints", "I shall leave footprints in your metal scrap.", "CGSP.mechw310", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "C: Mechwarrior 4" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: most powerful vehicle", "You are about to step into the most powerful combat vehicle ever developed.", "CGSP.mechw401", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: always get jokers", "Not again, why do I always get the jokers in my squad?", "CGSP.mechw402", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: fight war in chair", "Must look easy when you fight the war from an arm chair.", "CGSP.mechw403", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: walk in mountains", "Nothing like a walk in the mountains to clear the head.", "CGSP.mechw404", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: sing green pastures", "Oh how I long... for the green pastures of home...", "CGSP.mechw405", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: don't recognize me", "You don't recognize my voice?  I'm hurt.", "CGSP.mechw406", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: sport for trouble", "Come on boy!  Give me a little sport for my trouble!", "CGSP.mechw407", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: out classed & guned", "You're out classed out gunned and out of time.  Any last words?", "CGSP.mechw408", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: neighborhood run down", "Awwww the old neighborhood is looking a little run down.", "CGSP.mechw409", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: corny on the comm", "Getting a little corny on the comm aren't we?", "CGSP.mechw410", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: tag & frag", "You tag em... we frag em.", "CGSP.mechw411", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: go to school", "I thought about going back to school... not quite what I had in mind.", "CGSP.mechw412", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: fought hard", "You fought so hard on this planet, now you can be buried on it.", "CGSP.mechw413", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "V: Metal Gear Solid 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: !", "!", "CGSP.mgs01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Do you remember?", "Do you remember?  The feel of battle!  The clashing of bone and sinue!", "CGSP.mgs02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: unit wiped out", "The entire unit was wiped out.", "CGSP.mgs03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: waiting for pain", "I've been waiting for this pain.", "CGSP.mgs04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: feel alive again", "Now make me feel it.  Make me feel alive again.", "CGSP.mgs05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: pile of corpses", "This pile of corpses... is this your handy work?", "CGSP.mgs06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: doubt my power", "You doubt my power?!", "CGSP.mgs07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: you like that?", "How did you like that?  Shall we go again?", "CGSP.mgs08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: until I kill...", "Until I kill you, you're all I think about.", "CGSP.mgs09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: are you smoking", "Are you smoking?", "CGSP.mgs10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: hiding won't help", "Hiding won't help you...", "CGSP.mgs11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: love letter", "I'm going to send you a love letter my dear.  It's a bullet straight from my gun to your heart.", "CGSP.mgs12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: hide bomb in items", "Hiding a bomb in your items... that's a despicable act!", "CGSP.mgs13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: no pay, scarecrow", "We're not paying you to be a scarecrow you know...", "CGSP.mgs14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: pawn to save you", "I'm the pawn they sent to save your worthless butt.", "CGSP.mgs15", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "B: Metal Gear Solid 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: control body", "It's also important to be able to control your bodily functions...", "CGSP.mgs16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: front = borscht", "If you come at him from the front, he'll turn you into borscht.", "CGSP.mgs17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: slow reaction @ 3", "Peoples reactions speed is slowest around 3 o' clock in the morning. You should get some sleep.", "CGSP.mgs18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: master, doing here", "Master!  What are you doing here?", "CGSP.mgs19", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Outer Heaven!", "From today, we'll call this place... Outer Heaven.", "CGSP.mgs20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: I like a sauna", "I like a sauna now and then, but this is too much.", "CGSP.mgs21", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: not computer, human", "I'm not a computer, I'm a human!", "CGSP.mgs22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: bright dot in middle", "The bright dot in the middle is you snake.  The red dots are your enemies.", "CGSP.mgs23", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: long time, good fight", "It's been a long time since I had such a good fight, but I'm just getting warmmed up.", "CGSP.mgs24", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: real me < legend", "The real me is no match for the legend.", "CGSP.mgs25", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: stay out of my way", "Let me try to say this another way... stay the hell out of my way!", "CGSP.mgs26", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: one man army", "You think you're some kind of one man army?", "CGSP.mgs27", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: live broadcast", "I hope everyone is enjoying the live broadcast?", "CGSP.mgs28", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: life zero, game over", "When your life reaches zero, the game is over.  There are no continues my friend.", "CGSP.mgs29", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: embarrassment, 1970s", "You two are an embarrassment from the 1970s.", "CGSP.mgs30", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "T: M through Q" );
			
			startVPDXMenu( "Q: Monkey Island 3 1/3" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Settle w/o blood", "There's got to be a way to settle this without bloodshed.", "CGSP.wcmi101", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: voices in head", "Quiet!  The voices in my head are telling me something.", "CGSP.wcmi102", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: too many questions", "Want the story about how I slit the throat of the annoying little pirate who kept asking me questions?", "CGSP.wcmi103", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Guybrush Threepwood", "Ahoy there, I'm Guybrush Threepwood.  Mighty pirate.", "CGSP.wcmi104", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Wait your turn", "Wait your turn.", "CGSP.wcmi107", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Appreciate talk", "You know, I really appreciate you taking the time to talk to me.", "CGSP.wcmi108", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: I'm so Good!", "Ohh I'm so GOOD!", "CGSP.wcmi109", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: fight like cow", "You fight like a cow.", "CGSP.wcmi110", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: El Puyo Diablo", "It's El Puyo Diablo!", "CGSP.wcmi111", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: astronomical odds", "The odds of you beating me are so astronomical, I'll take that bet.", "CGSP.wcmi112", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: in killing mood", "Stand aside, I'm in a killing mood.", "CGSP.wcmi113", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: flee before Murray", "If you value your life mere mortal, you will flee before Murray, scourge of the living and uber skull of the underworld!", "CGSP.wcmi115", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: Mouhahaha", "Muhahahahaha...", "CGSP.wcmi116", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: violence desentizing", "Somehow, I find all this violence desentizing.", "CGSP.wcmi118", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: sad little man", "Your a sad strange little man.", "CGSP.wcmi119", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "W: Monkey Island 3 2/3" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: sick freak", "Get away from me you sick freak.", "CGSP.wcmi120", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: scheming & plotting", "I have a lot of scheming and evil plotting to do, muahahahah...", "CGSP.wcmi121", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: hazing ritural", "Is this some sort of weird hazing ritural?", "CGSP.wcmi122", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: evicerate him", "Evicerate him!", "CGSP.wcmi124", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Murray, demonic skull", "I am Murray!  The all powerful demonic skull!", "CGSP.wcmi125", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: lalalalala", "La la la la laa... la la la la la la la la laa...	", "CGSP.wcmi126", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: undead zombie abuse", "You'd be suprised at how much abuse an evil undead zombie pirate can take.", "CGSP.wcmi128", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: don't kill me", "Hello, um, please don't kill me.", "CGSP.wcmi129", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: kicked, struggled, bald", "He fought and he struggled.  He kicked and he brawled.  But when he left our shop, we made sure he was bald.", "CGSP.wcmi130", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: worst insult", "That's the worst insult I ever heard.", "CGSP.wcmi201", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: rubber & glue", "I am rubber, you are glue.", "CGSP.wcmi202", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: insulted by insult", "I'm insulted that you even tried to use that insult on me.", "CGSP.wcmi203", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: odd person", "You're such an odd person.", "CGSP.wcmi205", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: nice day, sacrifice", "Nice day for a sacrifice.", "CGSP.wcmi206", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: go into light", "Go into the light.", "CGSP.wcmi207", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "E: Monkey Island 3 3/3" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Mr. Massacare", "One Mr. Massacare coming right up.", "CGSP.wcmi209", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: order carnage delivery", "You've just ordered the destructomatic T-47! ...", "CGSP.wcmi210", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: crush hope", "If you kill me, you'll crush the hopes of children all over the world.", "CGSP.wcmi213", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: been called worse", "Humph!  I've been called worse.", "CGSP.wcmi215", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: return to haunt", "Mark my words, I shall return to haunt you.", "CGSP.wcmi217", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: going to be cool", "This going to be so cool.", "CGSP.wcmi218", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: village of cannibals", "You must realize the inherient danger in wandering into a village populated by cannibals.", "CGSP.wcmi220", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: paradim shift", "We underwent a paradim shift in our belief system several years ago.", "CGSP.wcmi221", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: high risk", "High risk?  I'm young, don't smoke, and I run away sceaming from any life threating situation.", "CGSP.wcmi222", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: not dead", "I'm not really dead!", "CGSP.wcmi223", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: thought of loved ones", "Have you ever thought of what would happen to your loved ones should this greusome fate befall you?", "CGSP.wcmi225", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: Bwhahaha arrrr", "Bwhahahahaha Muahahahahah Arrr....", "CGSP.wcmi226", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: hold still", "Now hold still while I incinerate your gizzard.", "CGSP.wcmi227", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: late for sacrifice", "Come on, we're late for the sacrifice.", "CGSP.wcmi228", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "R: Mortal Kombat 4 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Eeeeiahhooo!", "Eeeiiiaaahhhooowww!", "CGSP.wmk401", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Wahhoowwww!", "Waaahhhooowww!", "CGSP.wmk402", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Woooahhh!", "Woooaaahhh!", "CGSP.wmk403", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Check this out", "Check this out!", "CGSP.wmk404", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Ei mommy", "Ei mommy!", "CGSP.wmk406", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Waaaahhhh", "Waaahhh!", "CGSP.wmk407", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Eeeiiyah!", "Eeiiiyah!", "CGSP.wmk408", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: WaaaOUCH!", "WaaaOUCH!", "CGSP.wmk409", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Woo hah!", "Woo hah!", "CGSP.wmk411", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Get out of face", "Get out of my face!", "CGSP.wmk412", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: bust you up", "I'm going to bust you up!", "CGSP.wmk414", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: Take your order", "Can I take your order!", "CGSP.wmk416", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: ow my brain", "Ow my brain!", "CGSP.wmk417", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: well done", "Well done!", "CGSP.wmk418", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "T: Mortal Kombat 4 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Superb", "Superb!", "CGSP.wmk419", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Outstanding", "Outstanding!", "CGSP.wmk420", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Fight!", "Fight!", "CGSP.wmk421", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Hahaha you suck", "Hahaha you suck.", "CGSP.wmk422", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: don't make laugh", "Hahaha don't make me laugh.", "CGSP.wmk423", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Fatality!", "Fatality.", "CGSP.wmk424", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Flawless victory", "Flawless victory.", "CGSP.wmk425", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Excellent", "Excellent.", "CGSP.wmk426", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Finish him", "Finish him.", "CGSP.wmk427", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Toasty", "Toasty!", "CGSP.wmk428", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Choking", "-choking-", "CGSP.wmk429", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: Drum Riff", "-Drum riff-", "CGSP.wmk430", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "A: Mortal Kombat Trilogy" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Superb.", "Superb.", "CGSP.wmkt01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Well done.", "Well done.", "CGSP.wmkt02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Excellent.", "Excellent.", "CGSP.wmkt03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Muhahaha", "Muhahahahahahaha...", "CGSP.wmkt04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Flawless victory", "Flawless victory.", "CGSP.wmkt05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Animality.", "Animality.", "CGSP.wmkt06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Fatality.", "Fatality.", "CGSP.wmkt07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: I win.", "I win.", "CGSP.wmkt08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Brutality.", "Brutality.", "CGSP.wmkt09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Babalaity.", "Babalaity.", "CGSP.wmkt10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Friendship.", "Friendship.  Friendship?  Again???", "CGSP.wmkt11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: Still trying", "You're still trying to win?  You will never win!", "CGSP.wmkt12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: Toasty!", "Toasty.", "CGSP.wmkt13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: Get over here", "Get over here!", "CGSP.wmkt14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: Gasp!", "-gasp-", "CGSP.wmkt16", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "S: NFL Blitz 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Can't do anything", "Hey can't you idiots do anything right?", "CGSP.wnflb03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Come & get", "Come and get it.", "CGSP.wnflb04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Take on all", "Come on Come on... I can take you, and you, and you.", "CGSP.wnflb05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Get out of face", "Get out of my face!", "CGSP.wnflb06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Need protection", "Hello?  Can I get a little protection here?", "CGSP.wnflb07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Dirt taste", "How that dirt taste punk?", "CGSP.wnflb08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Kicked your butt", "I kicked your butt!", "CGSP.wnflb09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Kill & take", "I kill you, and I take your power.", "CGSP.wnflb10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Nobody gets by", "Nobody gets by me, nobody!", "CGSP.wnflb12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Tarzan yell", "-Tarzan Yell-", "CGSP.wnflb13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: that was cool", "Whoa, that was cool.", "CGSP.wnflb14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: woop there it is", "Woop there it is!", "CGSP.wnflb15", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: croud cheers", "-The Croud Cheers-", "CGSP.wnflb16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: Fumble!", "Fumble!", "CGSP.wnflb17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: On fire!", "He is on fire!", "CGSP.wnflb18", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "D: NFL Blitz 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: going postal", "He's going postal!", "CGSP.wnflb19", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: intercepted", "Intercepted!", "CGSP.wnflb20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: is that legal", "Is that legal?", "CGSP.wnflb21", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: all out blitz", "Looks like an all out blitz.", "CGSP.wnflb22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: had to hurt", "Ooo that had to hurt!", "CGSP.wnflb23", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: pathetic display", "What a truly pathetic display.", "CGSP.wnflb24", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: pick up teeth", "He'll be picking his teeth up for a week.", "CGSP.wnflb25", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: sacked", "Sacked!", "CGSP.wnflb26", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: tacks extra point", "Tacks on the extra point.", "CGSP.wnflb27", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: fat lady singing", "The fat lady is singing!", "CGSP.wnflb28", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Touchdown", "Touchdown!", "CGSP.wnflb29", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: uncalled for", "That was uncalled for, but a lot of fun to watch.", "CGSP.wnflb30", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "F: Nox" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: filthy peasants", "Get away from me you filthy peasants.", "CGSP.nox01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: bold little man", "You're very bold for such a little man.", "CGSP.nox02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Din Din!", "Din din, come and get it!", "CGSP.nox03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: My home gone!", "My home! Gone... all gone.", "CGSP.nox04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: know limits", "Know your limits mortal.  You're on my land now.", "CGSP.nox05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: come peacefully", "Come with us peacefully, or I'll bash you again.", "CGSP.nox06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: stop playing", "Stop playing with the levers, you just turned off every light in town!", "CGSP.nox07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: lights & invade", "That's it, first they cut the lights, then they invade!  Head for the sewers!", "CGSP.nox08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: obey me!", "What? Hey you fools! Obey me! Obey me! Damn!", "CGSP.nox09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: quaint fallen warlord", "A fallen warlord, how quaint.", "CGSP.nox10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: fortress hold strong", "We need the fortress to hold strong!  (What will this do to our economy?)", "CGSP.nox11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: final exam", "And now class, your final exam. Kill him!", "CGSP.nox12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: being harassed", "Help help! I'm being harassed!", "CGSP.nox13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: broken again", "Doh! Now it's broken again!", "CGSP.nox14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: little prankster", "Is this the little prankster who helped you? I've had enough of you boy!", "CGSP.nox15", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "Z: Outwars 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: mass murder hobby", "This is our profession, mass murder is just a hobby.", "CGSP.wow01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: shot & missed", "You know, nothing is as satisfying as being shot at, and missed.", "CGSP.wow03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: red dot ", "Hey, what's that red dot between your eyes?", "CGSP.wow04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: population control", "Just call me, population control.", "CGSP.wow05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: you & other", "First you, then the guy who recruited you.", "CGSP.wow07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Death incarnate", "I am a death incarnate.", "CGSP.wow12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Die for country", "Time to die for your country pal.", "CGSP.wow13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: bite me", "To whom it may concern, bite me.", "CGSP.wow14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: marines don't die", "Old marines don't die, they just go to hell and regroup.", "CGSP.wow16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Mr. Handgrenade", "Once the pin is out, Mr. Handgrenade is no longer your friend.", "CGSP.wow17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: introduce friend", "Let me introduce you to a friend of mine.", "CGSP.wow18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: Am invincible", "I am invincible.", "CGSP.wow22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: taught to shoot", "Who taught you how to shoot?", "CGSP.wow23", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: show who's best", "Hah, time to show you guys who's the best.", "CGSP.wow24", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: tag, you're it", "Tag, your it.", "CGSP.wow26", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "X: Outwars 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: bullseye boy", "I bet that hurt huh bullseye boy?", "CGSP.wow27", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: next of kin", "Anything special I should tell your next of kin?", "CGSP.wow29", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: put up a fight", "Come on, atleast pretend to put a fight.", "CGSP.wow33", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: grandma polevaults", "You shoot like my grandma polevaults.", "CGSP.wow34", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: roll & beat", "I'm going to roll you like a tire and beat you like a drum.", "CGSP.wow36", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: rocket ride", "I'm going to take you on a rocket ride to the knuckle nebula.", "CGSP.wow37", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: peforated pal", "How ya feeling my little peforated pal?", "CGSP.wow38", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: somewhere", "I know you're around here somewhere, I can smell ya.", "CGSP.wow39", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: shall we dance?", "Shall we dance?  I'll lead.", "CGSP.wow41", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: tell mom hi", "Hey, all the guys in the platoon, said to tell your mother hi.", "CGSP.wow42", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: modem VS mail", "I didn't hate to buy this modem, I can whip your butt by mail.", "CGSP.wow45", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: raise your hand", "Everybody who just got blow up, raise your hand... heh, if you can find it.", "CGSP.wow46", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: Hello shoppers", "Hello shoppers!  We have a blue light special on lead!", "CGSP.wowA", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: rules are simple", "The rules are simple.  If it moves, shoot it.", "CGSP.wowB", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: woo ahh pretty", "Woo... Ahh... Pretty!  Target destroyed.", "CGSP.wowC", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "C: Panty Raider" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Dr. Love", "Dr. Love has entered the building!", "CGSP.praider01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Butt is tighter", "My butt is tighter than yours!", "CGSP.praider05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: tight butt coming", "Dude, I hear a tight butt coming.", "CGSP.praider09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Rash on my ass", "Jezz I got a rash on my -beep- that will not quit.", "CGSP.praider10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Beautiful, vicious", "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I'm vicious.", "CGSP.praider11", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "V: Quake 2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: All pods launched", "All pods launched.", "CGSP.wq201", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: 95% failing", "Reporting, 95% failing.", "CGSP.wq202", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Fox 3", "Mother goose, target is painted and green for fox 3.", "CGSP.wq204", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Incoming", "Incoming air strike.", "CGSP.wq206", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Drum Riff", "-Drum riff-", "CGSP.wq207", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Trespasser", "Trespasser!", "CGSP.wq208", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Not good enough", "Not good enough!", "CGSP.wq209", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Me quick", "Me quick!", "CGSP.wq210", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Aruggguggg", "Arugguggg...", "CGSP.wq211", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Ahhhahhh", "Ahhhahhh...", "CGSP.wq212", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Make it stop", "Make it stop.", "CGSP.wq213", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: The horror", "The horror.", "CGSP.wq214", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: It hurts", "It hurts!", "CGSP.wq215", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "B: Quake 3" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Lucy thump", "-big ugly thunp-", "CGSP.quake301", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: denied", "Denied!", "CGSP.quake302", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: excellent", "Excellent!", "CGSP.quake303", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: fight", "Fight!", "CGSP.quake304", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: gib", "-gib-", "CGSP.quake305", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: impressive", "Impressive!", "CGSP.quake306", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: grunt", "-grunt- Ha ha!", "CGSP.quake307", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: perfect", "Perfect!", "CGSP.quake308", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Hossman taunt", "Ha ha, yeah, ha ha.", "CGSP.quake309", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Doom taunt", "Raaaaggghhhh!", "CGSP.quake310", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Anarki taunt", "Ooowwweee!", "CGSP.quake311", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: Lucy taunt", "Ha ha ha, yeah!", "CGSP.quake312", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: Visor taunt", "Haaa Haa ha.", "CGSP.quake313", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "A: Q through S" );
			
			startVPDXMenu( "Q: (Clancy's) Rainbow 6" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: We got bodies", "We got bodies here.", "CGSP.wtcr611", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: precious cargo", "Escorting precious cargo.", "CGSP.wtcr612", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: fire in hole", "Fire in the hole.", "CGSP.wtcr613", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: alpha go!", "Alpha, go!", "CGSP.wtcr614", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: need help", "Need some help.", "CGSP.wtcr615", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: man down", "Man down.", "CGSP.wtcr616", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: threat neutralized", "Threat neutralized.", "CGSP.wtcr618", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: tango down", "Tango down.", "CGSP.wtcr619", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: got em", "Got em!", "CGSP.wtcr620", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "W: Serious Sam" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Ugly freaks", "Come on you ugly freaks!", "CGSP.ssam01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Geronomo!", "Geronomo!", "CGSP.ssam02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: I'm over here", "I'm over here!  You stupid headless freaks!", "CGSP.ssam03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: get serious", "Let's get serious!", "CGSP.ssam04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Look at moron", "Look at that moron!  He really pressed that button!", "CGSP.ssam05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Lot of bull", "Now that's a lot of bull.", "CGSP.ssam06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Owned!", "Owned!", "CGSP.ssam07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Ruin our secret!", "Please sir, do not be going there.  You will ruin our secret!", "CGSP.ssam08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Sam I am", "Sam I am.", "CGSP.ssam09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: All in wrist", "That's right, it's all in the wrist.", "CGSP.ssam10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Turned out lights", "Who turned out the lights?", "CGSP.ssam11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: Yeah baby", "Yeah baby!", "CGSP.ssam12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: looses an eye", "Yeah it's all fun and games until someone looses an eye.", "CGSP.ssam13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: Doouuubuuu", "DoooUuuuuubuuuu", "CGSP.ssam14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: Yeeeehaw", "Yeeeeehaw!", "CGSP.ssam15", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "E: Shogo M.A.D." );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: I sense anger", "I sense some anger.", "CGSP.wsmad01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: shut up sir", "Sir! Shut the hell up sir!", "CGSP.wsmad02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: I hate you", "I hate you.", "CGSP.wsmad04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: here kitty", "Here kitty kitty.", "CGSP.wsmad06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: mental disability", "On mental disability again? Idiot.", "CGSP.wsmad08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: this sucks", "This sucks.", "CGSP.wsmad09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: how that feel", "How that feel huh baby?", "CGSP.wsmad10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: call a medic", "Somebody call a medic, the admiral is injured... I hope it stings.", "CGSP.wsmad11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: want a piece", "You want a piece of me you mother lovin butt monkey!", "CGSP.wsmad17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: wanna dance...", "You wanna dance or something?", "CGSP.wsmad18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: stop fooling around", "Stop fooling around.", "CGSP.wsmad19", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: sworn off violence", "Just because I've sworn off violence dosen't mean I won't crack open you head mister.", "CGSP.wsmad20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: pleasure in death", "I will take great pleasure in watching you die commander.", "CGSP.wsmad21", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: too late commander", "Too late commander... say goodbye.", "CGSP.wsmad22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: keep in pants", "Keep it in your pants pal.", "CGSP.wsmad24", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "R: Sin 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Got to hurt", "That has got to hurt.", "CGSP.ws01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: hello little friend", "Say hello to my little friend.", "CGSP.ws02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: die S o B !", "Die you ugly son of a bitch!", "CGSP.ws03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: access face", "I'm going to 'access' your face with my fist when I get back JC.", "CGSP.ws04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: keep flying panzy", "Yeah that's right panzy boy, keep on flyin'.", "CGSP.ws05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: fire power", "Ahh now here's some fire power.", "CGSP.ws08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: funky robots", "Whoa, funky robots.", "CGSP.ws10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: get off my ass", "Get off my ass.", "CGSP.ws12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: clean, mop & shovel", "Clean up in isle four. Bring a mop and a shovel.", "CGSP.ws13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: make my bitch", "I'm gona make you my bitch.", "CGSP.ws14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: schooled ya", "Heh heh, schooled ya.", "CGSP.ws15", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: arggg kill kill", "Arrrg, kill, kill, kill!", "CGSP.ws16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: step away from nuke", "Do us all a favor boss, step away from the nuclear weapon.", "CGSP.ws17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: nice outfit", "Ha ha ha, nice outfit blade.", "CGSP.ws18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: Fire sale!", "Woohoo! It's a fire sale!  Everything must blow.", "CGSP.ws19", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "T: Sin 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: happy to see", "Is that your gun, or are you just happy to see me?", "CGSP.ws20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: incompetent slug", "Incompetent slug!", "CGSP.ws21", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: ahh...", "Ahh...", "CGSP.ws23", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: shot this intruder...", "The other day, I shot this intruder in the head ha ha ha... ", "CGSP.ws25", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: suspect want dead", "At this moment I suspect someone may want me dead.", "CGSP.ws26", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: move faster", "If you don't start moving faster, I'll get someone who will.", "CGSP.ws28", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: go kill him", "Don't just stand there, go kill him!", "CGSP.ws29", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: fix that generator", "Maintanece had better fix that generator soon or heads will roll.", "CGSP.ws30", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "A: Sin Wages of Sin" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: who's your daddy", "Who's your daddy?", "CGSP.wwos02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: bang, dead", "Bang! You're dead.", "CGSP.wwos03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: wrap him up", "Man, okay guys, wrap him up... what's left of him.", "CGSP.wwos05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: oh shit x 3", "Oh shit...Oh shit... OH shit!", "CGSP.wwos06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: kick ass", "Ha ha! Kick ass!", "CGSP.wwos08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: mother @#$!!$!", "Mother -beep- -beep- -beep- -beep- -beep- god damn -beep- shit! ", "CGSP.wwos09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: way to go", "Way to go... commando.", "CGSP.wwos13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: torn in half", "Ohh, looks like he was torn in half.", "CGSP.wwos14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: holy shit man", "Whoa! Holy shit man!", "CGSP.wwos15", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: see a therapist", "I think you might need to see a therapist.", "CGSP.wwos17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: wander wrong game", "Did... we wander into the wrong game?", "CGSP.wwos20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: who's your momma", "Who's your momma?", "CGSP.wwos21", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: spicy meatball", "I gotta say, that's a spicy meatball.", "CGSP.wwos22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: cut & stitch", "Cut cut, stitch stitch, tee hee hee hee.", "CGSP.wwos25", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "S: Starcraft 1/4" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Hostile response", "I'm going to have to assume that was a hostile response.", "CGSP.wscc02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: more the merrier", "Wow, well hell, the more the merrier.", "CGSP.wscc03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: frontal assault", "General, I'm impressed.  I never figured you for the frontal assault type.", "CGSP.wscc04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: transports waiting", "Have the transports waiting when we come out.", "CGSP.wscc05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: bull shit", "This is bull shit.", "CGSP.wscc06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: never make it out", "You'll never make it out of here alive bitch.", "CGSP.wscc07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: didn't hear right", "I'm positive I didn't hear that right.", "CGSP.wscc08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: glad to see", "Glad to see you boys.  Time to kick some serious butt.", "CGSP.wscc09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: hell with you", "Aww to hell with you.", "CGSP.wscc10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: not wasting time", "Well they're not wasting any time.", "CGSP.wscc11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: happened to me", "Don't let it get to ya man, this happened to me once.", "CGSP.wscc13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: you pig!", "You pig!", "CGSP.wscc15", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: anyone's martyr", "Funny, I never thought of you as anyone's martyr.", "CGSP.wscc16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: oblivion's embrace", "Prepare yourself for oblivion's embrace.", "CGSP.wscc17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: slaughtering servants", "Once again, I grow tired of slaughtering your servants.", "CGSP.wscc18", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "D: Starcraft 2/4" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: burn pathetic fleet", "We will burn your pathetic fleet down to the last man.", "CGSP.wscc19", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: leniancy error", "Whatever leniancy I extended to you and your comrades before, may have been an error.", "CGSP.wscc20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: where you been", "Where have you been?!", "CGSP.wscc21", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: amusing", "Amusing.", "CGSP.wscc23", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: we are vigilant", "We are vigilant.", "CGSP.wscpz03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: power overwhelming", "Power overwhelming", "CGSP.wscpz05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: annihilate, etc", "Annihiliate... Obliterate... Erradicate", "CGSP.wscpz06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: enemies in legion", "Our enemies are in legion, and still you procrastinate.", "CGSP.wscpz07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: provoke me", "Do not provoke me to violence.  You could no more evade my wrath than you could your own shadow.", "CGSP.wscpz08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: drop weapon", "Drop your weapon, you have 15 seconds to comply.", "CGSP.wscpz09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: fear no enemy", "I fear no enemy.", "CGSP.wscpz11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: fear not death", "I fear not death for our strength is eternal.", "CGSP.wscpz12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: appetite for destruction", "I see you have an appitite for destruction, ...  But I find your lack of control disturbing.", "CGSP.wscpz14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: entaro adun", "Entaro Adun.", "CGSP.wscpz16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: wretched, strong", "I am wretched, but I am strong!", "CGSP.wscpz19", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "F: Starcraft 3/4" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: annoy me cerebrate", "You begin to annoy me cerebrate.", "CGSP.wscpz20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Don't need you", "Don't think that I need you.  Should you become a nussiance, I'll kill you myself!", "CGSP.wscpz21", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: nuke launch", "Nuclear launch detected.", "CGSP.wsct01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: stim pack", "Ahh that's the stuff.", "CGSP.wsct02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: way behind", "We are getting way behind schedule.", "CGSP.wsct05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: all I can be", "I wana be all I can be, I'll tell you what...  I think I'll join up.", "CGSP.wsct06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: hurl chunks", "To hurl chunks please use the vomit bag in front of you.", "CGSP.wsct07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: keep arms inside", "Keep your arms and legs inside until this ride comes to a full and complete stop.", "CGSP.wsct08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: strap in", "Strap yourselves in boys.", "CGSP.wsct09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: make up mind", "Make up your mind.", "CGSP.wsct10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: something burning", "Is something burning?  Ahh that's what I thought.", "CGSP.wsct11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: smell of napalm", "I love the smell of napalm.", "CGSP.wsct12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: propane fanatiac", "Got any questions about propane, or propane accessories?", "CGSP.wsct13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: turn up heat", "Wanna turn up the heat?", "CGSP.wsct14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: thunder & whirlwind", "You coming down with thunder?  Now meet the whirlwind!", "CGSP.wsct15", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "G: Starcraft 4/4" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: called exterminator", "Somebody called for an exterminator?", "CGSP.wsct16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: annoying people", "You get off on annoying people don't you?", "CGSP.wsct17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: he's wacked!", "Oh my god, he's wacked.", "CGSP.wsct18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: chicken outfit", "How do I get out of this chicken -beep- outfit?", "CGSP.wsct19", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: piece of me", "You want a piece of me boy?", "CGSP.wsct20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: why I'm so good", "I'm just curious why I'm so good.", "CGSP.wsct21", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Best starfighter", "You know who's the best starfighter in the fleet is?  Yours truely.", "CGSP.wsct22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Stayed in bed", "I knew I should have stayed in bed this morning.", "CGSP.wsct23", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Not around here", "You ain't from around here are you?", "CGSP.wsct24", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Tank singing", "Da da da daa da, da da da daa da...", "CGSP.wsct25", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: drop the hammer", "I'm about to drop the hammer and dispense some indiscriminate justice.", "CGSP.wsct26", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: lab monkies free", "Who set all these lab monkies free?", "CGSP.wsct27", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: gas leak", "I think we may have a gas leak.", "CGSP.wsct28", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: shut off contraption", "Do any of you fools know how to shut off this infernal contraption?  Ahh, the ship, ahh out of danger?", "CGSP.wsct29", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: pushing me", "You keep pushing me boy and I'll scrap you along with the aliens.", "CGSP.wsct30", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "Z: Starcraft Broodwars 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Ahh crap!", "Ahh crap!", "CGSP.wscbw01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Medic!", "Medic!", "CGSP.wscbw03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Medical emergency", "State the nature of your medical emergency.", "CGSP.wscbw04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: EKG flatlining", "His EKG is flatlining!  Give me a deFib(rulator) stat!  Clear! -bzzt- he's dead jim.", "CGSP.wscbw05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: interesting, stupid", "This is very interesting, but stupid.", "CGSP.wscbw06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: blow things up", "I have ways of blowing things up.", "CGSP.wscbw07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: very naughty", "You're being very naughty.", "CGSP.wscbw08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: who's your mommy", "Who's your mommy?", "CGSP.wscbw09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: toasted zerg", "He he ha ha!  I love the smell of toasted zerglings in the morning.", "CGSP.wscbw10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: oops heh heh", "Uhh oops, heh heh heh.", "CGSP.wscbw11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: hit any key", "Uhh another computer, it says 'hit any key'.  Which one is the any key?", "CGSP.wscbw12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: whoop ass", "Sir, we just had a whole cargo ship full of whoop ass dumped on us.", "CGSP.wscbw13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: work damn thing", "Uhh, how do you work this damn thing?", "CGSP.wscbw14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: serious problem", "We have a very serious problem.", "CGSP.wscbw17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: rains, pours", "When it rains, it pours.", "CGSP.wscbw18", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "X: Starcraft Broodwars 2/2 " );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: magnifiscant", "Magnifiscant, isn't it?", "CGSP.wscbw19", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: introduce you", "I'd like to introudce someone to you...", "CGSP.wscbw20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: clean, simple, etc", "Clean, simiple, devious... I like it.", "CGSP.wscbw21", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: perfect timing", "Perfect timing.", "CGSP.wscbw22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: don't believe, met", "I don't believe we've met.", "CGSP.wscbw24", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Stop poking me", "Stop poking me!", "CGSP.wscbw26", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: good day to die", "It is a good day to die.", "CGSP.wscbw27", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: pretty lights", "Look at all the pretty lights.", "CGSP.wscbw28", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: what this button does", "I wonder what this button does.  I think this was a big mistake.", "CGSP.wscbw29", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "C: Starsiege 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Hurt, maim, kill", "Hurt, maim, kill.", "CGSP.wss01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: human is durable", "This human is durable.", "CGSP.wss02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: redactive programming", "You need redactive programming.", "CGSP.wss03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: excellent, efficient", "Excellent, efficient.", "CGSP.wss04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: target executed", "Target executed.", "CGSP.wss05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: need giblets", "Need more giblets.", "CGSP.wss06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: sit, good boy", "Sit, good boy.", "CGSP.wss07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: call a doctor", "Somebody call a doctor.", "CGSP.wss08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: damn damn damn", "Damn Damn Damn!", "CGSP.wss09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: kiss kiss boom", "Kiss kiss boom Boom!", "CGSP.wss10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: sky peaceful", "Look at that sky, so peaceful.", "CGSP.wss11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: need coffee", "I could sure use some coffee.", "CGSP.wss12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: grab ankles", "Grab your ankles boys!", "CGSP.wss13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: still alive?", "Hey anyone still alive?  Nobody left...save yourselves!", "CGSP.wss14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: bummer.", "Oh ho ho ho bummer.", "CGSP.wss15", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "V: Starsiege 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: miserable turd", "Damn you miserable turd.", "CGSP.wss16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: place sucks", "Damn this place sucks.", "CGSP.wss17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: hawks slaughter", "To the hawks go to the slaughter, so go we.", "CGSP.wss18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: god-meat, devil-cooks", "God sends meat, and the devils sends cooks.", "CGSP.wss19", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: red line", "Red linin' GO!", "CGSP.wss20", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "S: S through T" );
			
			startVPDXMenu( "Q: Starsiege Tribes 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Shazbot!", "Shazbot!", "CGSP.tribes01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Shazbot!", "Shazbot!", "CGSP.tribes02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Hi", "Hi.", "CGSP.tribes03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Shazbot!", "Shazbot!", "CGSP.tribes04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Yeah!", "Yeah!", "CGSP.tribes05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Alright!", "Alright!", "CGSP.tribes07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Shazbot!", "Shazbot!", "CGSP.tribes08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Hm...", "Hmm...", "CGSP.tribes09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Damnit", "Damnit.", "CGSP.tribes10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Ahh crap!", "Ahh crap!", "CGSP.tribes11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Duh!", "Duh!", "CGSP.tribes12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: You idiot!", "You idiot!", "CGSP.tribes13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: Arrrghhh", "Arrrghhh!", "CGSP.tribes14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: Sigh of disgust", "-Sigh of disgust-", "CGSP.tribes15", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "W: Starsiege Tribes 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Hurry up", "Hurry up with that station.", "CGSP.tribes16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: out of the way", "Move out of the way!", "CGSP.tribes17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: over here", "Over here!", "CGSP.tribes18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Yoo hoo", "Yoo hoo!", "CGSP.tribes19", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: How that feel", "How that feel?", "CGSP.tribes20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Missed me", "Missed me!", "CGSP.tribes21", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Dance", "Dance!", "CGSP.tribes22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Come get some", "Come get some!", "CGSP.tribes23", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: I've had worse", "I've had worse.", "CGSP.tribes24", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Hey!", "Hey!", "CGSP.tribes25", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Shazbot!", "Shazbot!", "CGSP.tribes26", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: German (bye)", "(Bye.)", "CGSP.wtde05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: German (Shazbot)", "(Shazbot.)", "CGSP.wtde06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: German (You idiot.)", "(You idiot.)", "CGSP.wtde09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: German (Thanks)", "(Thanks)", "CGSP.wtde24", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "E: Star Trek Armada" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: good day to die", "Perhaps today IS a good day to die.", "CGSP.starmada01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: defensive no match", "Your defensive capabilities are no match for us.  Your culture will adapt to service ours.  ", "CGSP.starmada02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: battle stations", "Battle stations!", "CGSP.starmada03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: begin assimilation", "Begin assimilation.", "CGSP.starmada04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: steady", "Steady as she goes.", "CGSP.starmada05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Under attack", "Station is under attack.", "CGSP.starmada06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: get tug moving", "Get this tug moving!", "CGSP.starmada07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: that way", "That way!", "CGSP.starmada08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: death irrelevant", "Death is irrelevant.", "CGSP.starmada09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: wreak havoc", "Wreak havoc!", "CGSP.starmada10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: phasers, torpedos", "Ready phasers and quantum torpedos.", "CGSP.starmada11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: ramming speed", "Ramming speed!", "CGSP.starmada12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: for the empire", "For the empire!", "CGSP.starmada13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: war has begun", "This war, has just begun.", "CGSP.starmada14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: bio eliminated", "All biological units have been eliminated.", "CGSP.starmada15", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "R: Star Trek Voyager 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Access denied", "Access denied.", "CGSP.stvoy01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: be assimilated", "You will be assimilated.", "CGSP.stvoy02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: get ship together", "Let's get this ship back together.  Get damage control online.", "CGSP.stvoy03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: don't teach", "They don't teach that at the academy.", "CGSP.stvoy04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: skills insufficient", "Your skills are insufficient.", "CGSP.stvoy05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: phasers, frag", "Set phasers to frag!", "CGSP.stvoy06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: undamaged", "I am undamaged.", "CGSP.stvoy07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: hello ugly!", "Hello, hello? hey ugly!  Wake up!", "CGSP.stvoy08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: we are Borg", "We are the Borg.", "CGSP.stvoy09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Sabotage efficiency", "Are you purposely trying to sabotage my efficiency rating?", "CGSP.stvoy10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: unhealthy obsession", "You seem to have developed an unhealthy obsession with me.", "CGSP.stvoy11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: challenging prey", "Your performance has been exemplary.  You shall make a challenge prey.", "CGSP.stvoy12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: clean up crew", "Okay let's get a clean up crew up here.  Seal that leak, we need to get main power back online.", "CGSP.stvoy13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: Pa Taq!", "Pa taq!", "CGSP.stvoy14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: Warp drive", "Engineering to bridge, ... I don't know how soon we'll get warp drive back online.", "CGSP.stvoy15", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "T: Star Trek Voyager 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Defenses up", "Do what you can to get our defenses up faster.", "CGSP.stvoy16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: demolitionist", "I wouldn't be much of a demolitionist if I couldn't blow up a door.", "CGSP.stvoy17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: warp core boom", "Warning, warp core has breached containment.  Automatic core ejection initiated.", "CGSP.stvoy18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Doctor not bullseye", "I'm a doctor.  Not a bulls eye.", "CGSP.stvoy19", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: resistance futile", "Resistance is futile.", "CGSP.stvoy20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: good day, die", "It will be a good day to die.", "CGSP.stvoy21", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: greetings", "Greetings.", "CGSP.stvoy22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: challenging hunt", "Excellent! Yes, I appreciate a challenging hunt.", "CGSP.stvoy23", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: people on edge", "I've noticed people are a little on edge for being on the defensive for so long.", "CGSP.stvoy24", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Borg Intro", "Unknown lifeform, we are the Borg. Prepare to be assimilated... ", "CGSP.stvoy25", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: approach tactless", "Your tactical approach, was, shall we say, tactless.", "CGSP.stvoy26", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: private party?", "Is this a private party or can anyone join?", "CGSP.stvoy27", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: Red alert", "Red Alert!  All hands to battle stations", "CGSP.stvoy28", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: Resistance futile", "Resistance is futile", "CGSP.stvoy29", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: At ease", "At ease, before you strain something.", "CGSP.stvoy30", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "A: StarWars Phantom Menace" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Find, crush, blast", "When they find us, they will crush us, grind us into little pieces, then blast us into oblivion.", "CGSP.wswpm02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: worthless creature", "Why do we need that worthless creature?", "CGSP.wswpm04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: tradgey befallen", "What tradgey has befallen you?", "CGSP.wswpm05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Nooooo!", "Noooooo!!!", "CGSP.wswpm06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: 1000 terrible things", "You hear that?  That is the sound of a thousand terrible things heading this way.", "CGSP.wswpm08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: rearely late Jedi", "Jedi are rarely late for an important meeting.", "CGSP.wswpm09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Don't succumb to hate", "Do not sccumb to hate Obi-wan.  We must concentrate on escaping the ship.", "CGSP.wswpm11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: watch tounge", "Watch your tounge friend, or you will discover that I am very dangerous when angered.", "CGSP.wswpm12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: no come backie", "Binks broken the no come backie law!  Hesir shall be pounded until death.", "CGSP.wswpm13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: killed master", "I have killed your master and now it is your turn to die young jedi!", "CGSP.wswpm14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Die Jedi, Die", "Die jedi, DIE.", "CGSP.wswpm15", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: become one w/ force", "Prepare to become one with the force, jedi.", "CGSP.wswpm16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: How rude", "How rude!", "CGSP.wswpm18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: Bye bye", "Byebye!", "CGSP.wswpm19", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: disturbance in force", "I sense a great disturbance in the force.", "CGSP.wswpm20", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "S: StarWars Pod Racer" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Uh oh", "Uh oh.", "CGSP.wswpr01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Come on, work!", "Come on...come on...come on...Work!", "CGSP.wswpr02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Alien taunt 1", "Neap fa doosh da!", "CGSP.wswpr03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Alien taunt 2", "Kilia afda scocha bochi!", "CGSP.wswpr04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: new lap record", "It's a new lap record!", "CGSP.wswpr05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Tusken raider", "-Tusken Raider Cheer-", "CGSP.wswpr07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: back again?", "Back again huh?", "CGSP.wswpr08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: look around, no buy", "They come here, they look around, they no buy, why nobody buys? eeehhh...", "CGSP.wswpr10", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "D: StarWars X-Wing VS Tie" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Alliance greatful", "The alliance is greatful for your efforts.", "CGSP.wxvst01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: got em", "Got em!", "CGSP.wxvst04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: scratch bandit", "Scratch one bandit.", "CGSP.wxvst05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: pretty picture", "Now that's a pretty picture.", "CGSP.wxvst06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: look at it blow", "Look at it blow!", "CGSP.wxvst07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: stay on target", "Stay on target...", "CGSP.wxvst09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: good hunting", "Good hunting!", "CGSP.wxvst10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: destroy them", "Destroy them.", "CGSP.wxvst14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: defeat emperor", "We have defeated the emperor's forces.", "CGSP.wxvst15", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: emperor is pleased", "The emperor is pleased.", "CGSP.wxvst16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: defeated rebel", "We have defeated the rebel insurgents.", "CGSP.wxvst30", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "F: Super Puzzle Fighter 2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Kikousho", "Kikousho", "CGSP.spf201", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Shoshu.", "Shoshu.", "CGSP.spf202", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Yoyusu!", "Yoyusu!", "CGSP.spf203", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Game Over!", "Game Over.", "CGSP.spf204", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Yahoo!", "Yahoo!", "CGSP.spf205", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Dosha Dosha!", "Dosha dosha - What's wrong?", "CGSP.spf206", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Oyaji!", "Oyaji - father!!!", "CGSP.spf207", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Zakenna!", "Zakenna!", "CGSP.spf208", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Hadouken!", "Hadouken!", "CGSP.spf210", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Hadouken!", "Hadouken!! Shoryuken!!!", "CGSP.spf211", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Kakunowaii?", "Kakunowaii - are you ready?", "CGSP.spf212", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: Shoryuken!", "Shoryuken!!!", "CGSP.spf213", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "Z: System Shock 2 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: We are many", "We are many and you are one.  How you can hope to prevail against us?", "CGSP.sshock201", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Submit to bio mass", "Submit to the bio mass and your suffering will end.", "CGSP.sshock202", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: welcome to mass", "We welcome you to our mass.", "CGSP.sshock203", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Computer Malfunction", "-Computer malfunction-", "CGSP.sshock204", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: I'll bite you", "Darling, I'll bite you if you don't get your butt in gear.", "CGSP.sshock205", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Search his body", "Don't be squeamish about searching his body.  He won't mind.", "CGSP.sshock206", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: go so slowly", "Why do you go so slowly?  Do you think this is some kind of game?", "CGSP.sshock207", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: move like insect", "You move like an insect, you think like an insect, you are an insect.", "CGSP.sshock208", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: murdered their young", "Good, you've murdered their young, and prevented their escape.", "CGSP.sshock209", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: enjoy rebellion", "I hope you enjoyed our little rebellion, irritant.", "CGSP.sshock210", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: hold irritant", "Hold where you are irritant.", "CGSP.sshock211", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: glory of memories", "You travel within the glory of my memories insect.  I can feel your fear.", "CGSP.sshock213", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: example of species", "You are a remarkable example of a pathetic species.", "CGSP.sshock214", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: clowns running circus", "Mama mia, the clowns are running the circus.", "CGSP.sshock215", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: nobody in engineering", "I can't raise anybody down in engineering.", "CGSP.sshock216", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "X: System Shock 2 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: don't like eachother", "Let's get to brass tacks here.  We don't like each other.", "CGSP.sshock217", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: no one listens", "Why is it that no one listens to me?", "CGSP.sshock218", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: one of many", "I am one of Many.", "CGSP.sshock219", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: full of glory", "I am full of the glory of the Many.", "CGSP.sshock220", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: won't hurt badly", "We won't hurt you so badly.", "CGSP.sshock221", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: it hurts", "It hurts, doesn't it?", "CGSP.sshock222", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: many sings to us", "The many sings to us.", "CGSP.sshock223", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: wait, come back", "Wait, come back.", "CGSP.sshock224", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: help you up", "May I help you up?", "CGSP.sshock225", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: enjoy your pain", "I enjoy your pain.", "CGSP.sshock226", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: die irritant", "Die irritant.", "CGSP.sshock227", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: where it gone", "Where has it gone?  I long to destroy the insect.", "CGSP.sshock228", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: are you afraid", "Are you afraid?  What is it you fear?  The end of your trivial existence?", "CGSP.sshock229", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: security online", "Security system online.", "CGSP.sshock230", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "C: Theme Hospital" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Take a poop", "<--- takes a poop.  (somebody taking a poop sound effect)", "CGSP.wth01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: fractured bones", "Staff announcement, incoming patients with fractured bones.", "CGSP.wth02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: bloaty head", "Staff announcement, incoming patients with bloaty head.", "CGSP.wth03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: serious radiation", "Staff announcement, patients arriving with serious radiation.", "CGSP.wth04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: infectious laughter", "Staff announcement, incoming patients with infectious laughter.", "CGSP.wth05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: nurse required", "Nurse required in fracture clinic please.", "CGSP.wth06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: doctor required", "Doctor required in general diagnosis.", "CGSP.wth07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: epidimic warning", "Staff announcement, epidimic warning!", "CGSP.wth08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: alien attack", "Red alert! Alien attack!", "CGSP.wth09", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "V: Thief" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: What, looking for", "this is what I'm looking for.", "CGSP.thief01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: raid some tombs", "Time to, raid some tombs.", "CGSP.thief02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: one broken", "By the builder, to me!  One of ours has been broken!  His life, poured out!", "CGSP.thief03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: armed theif", "There is an armed thief in the building!  Fall upon him, should thou spy him!", "CGSP.thief04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: speed is unseemingly", "Thy speed is un seemingly novice.  Set thy heels at a more dignified pace.", "CGSP.thief05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: you're dead", "As soon as I find you, you're dead!", "CGSP.thief06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Pin cushion taffer", "Your a pin cushion now taffer!", "CGSP.thief07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: after him", "After him!", "CGSP.thief08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Too much coffee", "Too much coffee this morning, I'm twitchy as hell.  Seems clear.", "CGSP.thief09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Are you alright?", "Are you alright?  No... no of course your not alright.  Sorry!", "CGSP.thief10", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "D: T through Z" );
			
			startVPDXMenu( "Q: Toon Struck 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Sorry, machine", "Sorry about your machine.", "CGSP.tstruck01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: feed-cold, starve-cheater", "Feed a cold, starve a cheater.", "CGSP.tstruck02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: kick his ass", "Do I get to kick his ass to the moon?", "CGSP.tstruck03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: moon launch", "Commence moon launch.", "CGSP.tstruck04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: harder harder!", "Harder!  Harder!  Tenderize this side of beef!", "CGSP.tstruck05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: maschoistic bovine", "Does nobody understand the needs of a frustrated buxom bovine dominatrix with masochistic tendencies?", "CGSP.tstruck06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: I love visitors", "Want to come in?  I love visitors!", "CGSP.tstruck07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: pop pop pop", "Pop pop pop!", "CGSP.tstruck08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: appointment with reality", "I have an appointment with reality.", "CGSP.tstruck09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: such a ditz", "Sometimes I could be such a ditz.", "CGSP.tstruck10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: care crow forgives you", "Oh don't worry, care crow forgives you!", "CGSP.tstruck11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: hello fiend", "Hello fiend.", "CGSP.tstruck12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: knock sense into head", "There has to be a better way to knock sense into my head.", "CGSP.tstruck13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: cease & desist", "Cease and desist or ready your hinny for the mother of all spankings.", "CGSP.tstruck14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: thwart activities", "It's been a pleasure thwarting your illicit activities.", "CGSP.tstruck15", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "W: Toon Struck 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: two wandered in", "Oh look, two scrawny stick figures have wandered accidentally into my world famous gym by accident.", "CGSP.tstruck16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: personal equipment", "That is my personal equipment, do not be making me hurt you.", "CGSP.tstruck17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: harrier or uglier", "I don't see how thing could get harrier or uglier.", "CGSP.tstruck18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: want a little", "You want a little of that boys?", "CGSP.tstruck19", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: not lost, implode, etc", "We didn’t get lost, or implode, or anything!", "CGSP.tstruck20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: friends back!", "Ohhhh boy!  My special friends are back!", "CGSP.tstruck21", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Why me!?", "Why me?!? Whyyyyyy Meeeee!?", "CGSP.tstruck22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Toilet master", "Am I a toilet master or what?!", "CGSP.tstruck23", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Go team happy", "Go team happy!", "CGSP.tstruck24", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Genius", "Genius is about 10% perspiration, and 90% desperation.", "CGSP.tstruck25", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: blown away competition", "I guess I've already blown away the competition.", "CGSP.tstruck26", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: sack of awful", "Do not belittle me you diseased sack of awful.  I am a synthetic mega ultra Guinness.", "CGSP.tstruck27", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: hurt w/ index finger", "I can hurt people, a lot, with my index finger.", "CGSP.tstruck28", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: hahahahaha", "Hahahahahahahahahaa...", "CGSP.tstruck29", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: arms fallen off", "Perhaps your arms have fallen off, or maybe your clutching your heart ...", "CGSP.tstruck30", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "E: Typing of the Dead 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: State too much", "The state of the city is too much.", "CGSP.htotdead01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: need to hurry", "We need to hurry!", "CGSP.htotdead02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: everything set", "Everything is set.  All we need to do is wait.", "CGSP.htotdead03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: present me to you", "Ha ha ha ha ha... this is a present from me to you.", "CGSP.htotdead04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: chaos, city, increasing", "The chaos of the city is increasing!", "CGSP.htotdead05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: go Kraul", "Go Kraul!", "CGSP.htotdead06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: small one, brain", "The small one must be the brain.", "CGSP.htotdead07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: no second chance", "Remember, there is no such thing as a second chance.", "CGSP.htotdead08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: no future", "There's no future for you people.", "CGSP.htotdead09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: prepared to die", "Be prepared to die.", "CGSP.htotdead10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: man control fate", "Only man himself can control his fate.  You're nothing!", "CGSP.htotdead11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: inviting us in", "It's like they're inviting us in!", "CGSP.htotdead12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: I am the emperor", "I am the emperor!", "CGSP.htotdead13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: all to say", "Is that all you have to say?", "CGSP.htotdead14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: what the...", "What the...", "CGSP.htotdead15", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "R: Typing of the Dead 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: prevent confusion", "Gary, go and prevent the confusion in the city.", "CGSP.htotdead16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: ahhhhrghhh", "Ahhhhhrggghhghhhhh....", "CGSP.htotdead17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Typing of dead", "The typing of the dead.", "CGSP.htotdead18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: hurry, choose one", "Go on, hurry up, choose one.", "CGSP.htotdead19", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: stop wasting time", "You still haven't done it?  Stop wasting my time and choose one.", "CGSP.htotdead20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Remember teach", "Good!  Now remember everything you've learned so far and try to put it into practice.", "CGSP.htotdead21", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: you suck", "You suck.", "CGSP.htotdead22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: being so clumsy", "Stop being so clumsy.", "CGSP.htotdead23", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: are you okay", "Hey, are you okay?", "CGSP.htotdead24", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: what is that?", "What sort of typing do you call that?", "CGSP.htotdead25", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: calm down", "Hey! Calm down! There's no point in panicking.", "CGSP.htotdead26", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: giving me hard time", "You're giving me a hard time, I'm worried about you.", "CGSP.htotdead27", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: act serious", "What??? You can't be serious.  This isn't a game, act serious.", "CGSP.htotdead28", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: house of dead", "The house of the dead.", "CGSP.htotdead29", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "A: Unreal Tournament 1/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Bow down", "Bow down.", "CGSP.ut01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: I'm on fire", "I'm on fire.", "CGSP.ut02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: you are inferior", "You are inferior.", "CGSP.ut03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: you are obsolete", "You are obsolete.", "CGSP.ut04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: alpha & omega", "I am the alpha and the omega.", "CGSP.ut05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: witness perfection", "Witness my perfection!", "CGSP.ut06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: I am superior", "I am superior!", "CGSP.ut07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Boom!", "Boom!", "CGSP.ut08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Die bitch", "Die bitch!", "CGSP.ut09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Let's rock", "Let's rock!", "CGSP.ut10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: slaughtered guy", "I slaughtered that guy!", "CGSP.ut11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: blow your head", "I'm sorry, did I blow your head apart?", "CGSP.ut12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: squeal boy", "Squeal boy!  Squeal!", "CGSP.ut13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: you suck", "You suck!", "CGSP.ut14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: learn how to aim", "Learn how to aim!", "CGSP.ut15", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "S: Unreal Tournament 2/2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Try bigger gun", "Try a bigger gun!", "CGSP.ut16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: dirt bag", "Dirt bag.", "CGSP.ut17", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: turn safety off", "Try turning the safety off.", "CGSP.ut18", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: too easy", "Too easy!", "CGSP.ut19", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: you suck", "You suck.", "CGSP.ut20", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: head shot", "Head shot!", "CGSP.ut21", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: boom!", "Boom!", "CGSP.ut22", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: That was nasty", "That was nasty.", "CGSP.ut23", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Incoming", "Incoming!", "CGSP.ut24", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Man down", "Man down!", "CGSP.ut25", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Medic", "Medic!", "CGSP.ut26", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: You be dead", "You be dead.", "CGSP.ut27", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: Monster kill", "M m m m monster kill!", "CGSP.ut28", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: Nice catch", "Nice catch!", "CGSP.ut29", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: You may proceed", "You may proceed.", "CGSP.ut30", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "D: Warcraft 2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: blowing things up", "I love blowing things up!", "CGSP.wwar201", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: bombs are great", "Bombs are great!", "CGSP.wwar202", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: I'm flying", "I'm flying!", "CGSP.wwar204", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: town under attack", "The town is under attack.", "CGSP.wwar205", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: make up your mind", "Make up your mind.  I do have work to do.", "CGSP.wwar206", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: still touching me", "Are you still touching me?", "CGSP.wwar207", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Join the army...", "Join the army they said... see the world they said... I rather be sailing.", "CGSP.wwar208", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: stop rocking the boat", "Stop rocking the boat, your making me sea sick.", "CGSP.wwar209", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: coming back for you", "When my work is finished, I'm coming back for you.", "CGSP.wwar212", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: kaboom!", "Kaboom!", "CGSP.wwar213", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: this way, that way", "This way! no That way!", "CGSP.wwar214", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: Fart hehehe", "-fart- he he he", "CGSP.wwar215", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: What?!", "What?!", "CGSP.wwar217", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: Tummy feels funny", "My tummy feels funny. -burp- Excuse me.", "CGSP.wwar219", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: Who wants to sing", "Who wants to sing?  -cacophony-", "CGSP.wwar220", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "F: Wing Commander Prophecy" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Never be stopped                        ", "We shall never be stopped!", "CGSP.wwcpso01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Alien taunt                             ", "-Alien Cursing-", "CGSP.wwcpso03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Pay for this human!                     ", "You shall pay for this, Human!", "CGSP.wwcpso04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Everything working                      ", "Everything is working just fine.", "CGSP.wwcpso07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Thought it was over                     ", "Man, I thought this was over.", "CGSP.wwcpso09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Alien cowards                           ", "Stupid alien cowards! FIGHT! You can't outrun me! Little alien bastards!", "CGSP.wwcpso10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: You show up                             ", "About time you'd show up.", "CGSP.wwcpso12", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "G: Worms 2" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Pure crap                               ", "This is pure crap by the way.", "CGSP.ww201", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: So long                                 ", "So long.", "CGSP.ww202", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Brand new bag                           ", "Papa's got a brand new bag.", "CGSP.ww203", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Oh wei!                                 ", "Oh wei!", "CGSP.ww204", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Fatality!                               ", "Fatality!", "CGSP.ww205", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Fire!                                   ", "Fire!", "CGSP.ww206", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Play with this                          ", "Play with this!", "CGSP.ww207", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Redneck worm                            ", "Hey there, I'm a red neck worm -spit-", "CGSP.ww208", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Regret that                             ", "You'll regret that!", "CGSP.ww209", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Incoming                                ", "Incoming!", "CGSP.ww210", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Tora tora tora                          ", "Tora tora tora!", "CGSP.ww211", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: Kamakazi!                               ", "Kamakazi!", "CGSP.ww212", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: Oi                                      ", "Oi!", "CGSP.ww213", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: Come in big bird                        ", "Come in big bird.", "CGSP.ww214", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: Hind geseit                             ", "Ich habt der hind geseit.", "CGSP.ww215", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "Z: Z" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Congrats soldier                        ", "Congratulations soldiers.  Our victory is complete.  Let celebration begin!", "CGSP.z01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Get ship mobile                         ", "You two, get your lard asses in gear and get that ship mobilized!", "CGSP.z02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Good work                               ", "We may have won this battle but we sure as hell ain't won the god damn war.", "CGSP.z03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: A little better                         ", "...all your units have been destroyed buddy!  You're the only one remaining standing!", "CGSP.z04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Enemy has won                           ", "It's all over, the enemy has won, you lost it you god damn moron!", "CGSP.z05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Theme of destruction                    ", "Well here's a variation on the theme of destruction.  What are you doing you moron?!  ", "CGSP.z06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Christ sake                             ", "For Christ sake do something!", "CGSP.z07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Good hit                                ", "Good hit!", "CGSP.z08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: We hate you                             ", "We hate you!", "CGSP.z09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Moron                                   ", "Moron.", "CGSP.z10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Ass hole                                ", "Ass hole.", "CGSP.z11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: It's over                               ", "It's over!", "CGSP.z12", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "X: Zero Wing" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Boom!                                   ", "-boooooom-", "CGSP.zerowing01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: What happen                             ", "What happen?", "CGSP.zerowing02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Set us up bomb                          ", "Some one set us up the bomb.", "CGSP.zerowing03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Get signal                              ", "We get signal.", "CGSP.zerowing04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: What                                    ", "What?", "CGSP.zerowing05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Main screen turn on                     ", "Main screen turn on.", "CGSP.zerowing06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: It's you!                               ", "It's you!", "CGSP.zerowing07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: How are you                             ", "How are you gentlemen?", "CGSP.zerowing08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: AYBABTU                                 ", "All your base are belong to us.", "CGSP.zerowing09", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Way to destruction                      ", "You are on the way to destruction.", "CGSP.zerowing10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: What you say?                           ", "What you say?", "CGSP.zerowing11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: No chance to survive                    ", "You have no chance to survive, make your time.", "CGSP.zerowing12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: ha ha ha                                ", "Ha ha ha.", "CGSP.zerowing13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: For great justice                       ", "For great justice!", "CGSP.zerowing14", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "C: Misc 1/3" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: GeForce 2 GTS                           ", "I'm sure glad I'm packing an NVIDIA GeForce 2 GTS.", "CGSP.misc01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Alien busting lovin                     ", "Now that's one mean piece of alien bustin hardware lovin!", "CGSP.misc02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Soul exterminated                       ", "Hahahahah, victory!  All souls have been exterminated.", "CGSP.misc03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Don't know jack                         ", "You Don't know Jack!", "CGSP.misc04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Wheel of time                           ", "Welcome to the Wheel of Time", "CGSP.misc05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Good speed                              ", "You'll get some good speed on this stretch, but keep alert for elevation changes and snug rock caverns.", "CGSP.misc06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: 3 2 1 go!                               ", "3 2 1... GO!", "CGSP.misc07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Enemy daisho                            ", "It appears that the enemy daisho has forsaken his owner and now is running like a whipped dog!", "CGSP.misc08", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Lack courage & honor                    ", "The enemy daisho lacks courage and honor.  He's running for his worthless life!", "CGSP.misc10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Failure                                 ", "-Failure-", "CGSP.misc11", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Rejected                                ", "-Rejected-", "CGSP.misc12", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: Cast magic missle                       ", "I want to cast Magic Missile.", "CGSP.misc13", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: Nothing to attack                       ", "Why are you casting Magic Missile? There's nothing to attack here!", "CGSP.misc14", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: Attacking darkness                      ", "I'm attacking the darkness!", "CGSP.misc15", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "V: Misc 2/3" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Avenge me!                              ", "Avenge me!", "CGSP.misc16", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Base under attack                       ", "Our base is under attack (Harkonnen)", "CGSP.wd2k06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Death hand ready                        ", "Death-hand missle ready.", "CGSP.wd2k10", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Best they can do?                       ", "Is that the best they can do?", "CGSP.wdfs01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: Flyboys give cover                      ", "Could one of you flyboys give me some cover?", "CGSP.wdfs03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Getting nasty                           ", "That was getting nasty.", "CGSP.wdfs05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "S: Hell going on                           ", "What the hell is going on here?", "CGSP.wdfs07", false);
				addVPDXItem( "D: Call to trial                           ", "A call to trial, justice by combat.", "CGSP.wex01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "F: Launch fighters                         ", "Launch fighters!", "CGSP.wex02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "G: Pikachu                                 ", "", "CGSP.wex03", false);
				addVPDXItem( "Z: Welcome to house                        ", "Welcome to my house!", "CGSP.wex04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "X: Gib                                     ", "-gib-", "CGSP.wex05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "C: Ready aim fire                          ", "Ready... Aim... FIRE!", "CGSP.wr01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "V: Fire!                                   ", "Fire!", "CGSP.wr02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "B: Move along                              ", "Move along.", "CGSP.wsw03", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
			
			startVPDXMenu( "B: Misc 3/3" );
				addVPDXItem( "Q: Keep moving                             ", "Keep moving.", "CGSP.wsw04", false);
				addVPDXItem( "W: Lay down weapons                        ", "Lay down your weapons.", "CGSP.wsw05", false);
				addVPDXItem( "E: Next train                              ", "The next train is about to arrive.", "CGSP.wsw06", false);
				addVPDXItem( "R: Age of Chaos                            ", "In the age of chaos, two factions battled for dominance.", "CGSP.war01", false);
				addVPDXItem( "T: World of Warcraft                       ", "Welcome to the world of Warcraft.", "CGSP.war02", false);
				addVPDXItem( "A: Pitiful worm                            ", "You pitiful worm!  Your defeat may mean the loss of our war against the humans!", "CGSP.war04", false);
			endVPDXMenu();
			
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "F: Server Admins" );
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Practice                                  ", "We have a practice in a few minutes. \c5Please vacate the server.", "CGSP.1-exit-prac", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Scrimmage                                 ", "We have a scrimmage in a few minutes. \c5Please vacate the server.", "CGSP.2-exit-scrim", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Match                                     ", "We have a match in a few minutes. \c5Please vacate the server.", "CGSP.3-exit-match", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Stop TK                                   ", "Stop team killing or be kicked.", "CGSP.4-stop-tking", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Stop ass                                  ", "Stop being an ass or be kicked.", "CGSP.5-stop-assing", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Kick Tk                                   ", "This person is being kicked for team killing.", "CGSP.6-kick-tking", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: Kick ass                                  ", "This person is being kicked for being an ass.", "CGSP.7-kick-assing", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( ": " );
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "X: Unlocked" );
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Tizzzzzah!                                ", "Tizzzzzah!", "CGSP.wssa20", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Awwwooooooooo!                            ", "Awwwooooooooooo!", "CGSP.wssa25", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Grrrrrr                                   ", "-Grrrrrr-", "CGSP.wssa27", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: flush                                     ", "-flush-", "CGSP.wssa30", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Mooooooooo...                             ", "Mooooooooo...", "CGSP.wssa31", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Burp                                      ", "-Burp-", "CGSP.wssa46", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: Hurry up with urinal                      ", "Hurry up with that urinal.", "CGSP.wssa47", false);
			addVPDXItem( "D: Ha ha ha HA HA                            ", "Ha ha ha HA HA ha ha ha...", "CGSP.wssa48", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
	endVPDXMenu();
	
	
	startVPDXMenu( "X: Smack" );
		
		startVPDXMenu( "1: Redneck" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Duke-Horn", "YEEEHHHHAAAAWW!!!", "dukehorn", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Rosco 1", "I got you!  You boys done messed up!", "rosco", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Rosco 2", "*Insert Roscoe P. Coltrane laugh here*", "rosco1", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Rosco 3", "We're in hot pursuit!", "rosco3", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Shithead", "One shithead at a time!", "RRshithead", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Wet Fart", "I farted, it's wet, and I don't wanna move.", "RRwetfart", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Prison", "Turn around boy!  Lemme see if I recognize you from prison!", "RRprison", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Reload", "Slow down boy!  I'm tryin ta reload mah gun!", "RRreload", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Whoop!", "Ima have ta open up a can o' whoop ass on ya now!", "RRwhoop", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Damnit!", "AAAHH Damnit!  Now I'm a have ta straighten up in here!", "dammit", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "2: 3-Brain/AllYourBase" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Thug Gangsta", "So I went up to a thug gangster and he was like 'Yo mutha fucka! WEEEEEEEE'", "weee1", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Hold your nutz", "Hold on to your little gonads... and strife.", "weee2", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Gonads and strife", "Gonads and strife, gonads and strife...", "weee3", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Stormy Gonads", "Gonads in the lightning and in the rain!", "weee4", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: How Are You", "How are you gentlemen?", "howareyou", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: On Your Way", "You are on your way to destruction.", "onyourway", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: The Bomb", "Somebody set up us the bomb!", "setupthebomb", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Make Your Time", "You have no chance to survive make your time.", "makeyourtime", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Hahaha!", "Hahaha!", "hahaha", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: All Your Base 1", "All your base are belong to us.", "allyourbase1", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: All Your Base 2", "All your base are belong to us.", "allyourbase2", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "3: Wrastlin" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Call Somebody ", "Yo ass betta call SOMEBODY!", "callsomebody", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Oh Yeah", "OH YEAH!", "macho", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Monkey Crap", "The Rock couldn't give two pieces of monkey-crap about em.", "rock11", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Know Your Role", "You should know your role and SHUT your mouth!", "rock21", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Smack Down", "Jabroni, your are THREE SECONDS AWAY from the Rock to lay the smack down on your CANDY-ASS!", "rock42", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Cooking", "Can ya SMMMMEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL what the Rock is cookin?!", "therockiscookin", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Candy Ass", "Turn that sumbitch sideways and stick it straight up yer CANDY-ASS!", "upyourcandyass", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: That Damn Good", "Because whether you like it or not, I AM THAT DAMN GOOD!", "thatdamngood", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Nice Day", "Just in case you weren't having one before, HAVE A NICE DAY!", "haveaniceday", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Hurt People", "I hurt people, thats what I do. I hurt people...", "ihurtpeople", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Flair1", "WOooo!", "woo1", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Flair2", "WOOoooo!", "woo2", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: You Didn't Know", "Oh you didn't KNOW!?", "youdidntknow", false);
			addVPDXItem( "D: Bret", "I am the excellence of execution, the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.", "bret", false);
			addVPDXItem( "F: Dimpled Ass", "You gotta whole lot of big, fat, hairy, dimpled ass for us to kick.", "fatdimpledass", false);
			addVPDXItem( "G: Kill Me", "What doesn't kill me, pisses me off more!", "giantme", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Z: Sock Is Cookin", "If ya SMEEEELLLEEEELLLLLAAALLAALA what the SOCK is cookin?!", "mankind03", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "4: More Shit 1" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Speedy", "Hurry up, motherfucker!", "speedy", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Kung Fu", "I'm suprised that your kung fu is so expert.", "kungfu", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Kick It", "KICK IT!", "beastieboys", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Mash Taters", "Shit! If this gonna be that kinda party I'm a stick my dick in the mash potatoes!", "mashtaters", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Dude!", "DUDE!", "dude", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Jesus", "Jesus... You said it man, nobody fucks with da Jesus...", "jesus", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: The Dude", "I'm the dude! So that's what ya call me.", "callmedude", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Hi Dude", "How you doin there dude?", "hidude", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Dude Here", "Dude here.", "dudehere", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Wrong Guy", "You got the wrong guy, I'm The Dude man.", "", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Huckleberry", "I'm your huckleberry.", "huckleberry", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Go Now", "I forgot you were there, you may go now.", "gonow", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: Daisey", "Your a daisey if ya do.", "daisey", false);
			addVPDXItem( "D: Tiger 1", "It's the Eye of the Tiger!", "tiger02", false);
			addVPDXItem( "F: Tiger 2", "It's almost on ya'll!", "tiger01", false);
			addVPDXItem( "G: Countdown 1", "It's almost on ya'll!", "countdown01", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Z: Countdown 2", "It's the Final Countdown!", "countdown02", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "5: Gravy" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Black Ass", "Fuck You, kiss my black ass!", "blackass", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: White Boy", "Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin away a perfectly good white boy like that.", "whiteboy", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Shaft!", "They say this cat is a bad mutha....Shut yo mouth!", "shaftmouth", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: KTFO", "You got knocked the fuck out!", "fri-ktfo", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Break", "Break yo self foo!", "fri-break", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Entire Ass", "Kiss my entire ass!", "kissmyas", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Rat Soup", "You rat soup eatin', honky mutha FUCKA!", "ratsoup", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Bad Ass", "He think he bad, aint got no class.  I'ma rock this shotgun up his mutha fuckin' ass!", "dolemitesong", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Hush Puppies", "Move over and let me pass, fo dey have ta be pullin deez Hush Puppies out yo mutha fuckin' ass!", "hushpuppies", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Funk", "Keep that funk alive!", "funk", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Glory Be", "Well uh... glory be, the funks on me!", "glorybe", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: What the shit", "What the shit is this?!", "whattheshit", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "Q: Swingers/Snootchie" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Money1", "Baby that was money! Tell me that wasn't money!", "babymoney", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Money2", "Your so money and you don't even know it.", "money", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Special Lady", "Hey there she is, the most special lady in town!", "specialgirl", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Jedi Mind Shit", "So fucking money, that was like the Jedi mind shit.", "jedimind", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Respect", "Respect my ass.", "respectass", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: So Long", "I've been out of the game for so long man, its been like six years.", "solong", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Damn", "Damn!", "damn", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Not Interested", "If you can't eat it, drink it, fuck it or fire it....I aint interested.", "aintinter", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Snoochies", "Snoochie poochies!", "snootchies", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Ew Faggot", "Ew you fuckin faggot!", "ew", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: This Bitch", "I'ma fucka this bitch, I'ma fuck this bitch... I'll fuck anything that moves!", "thisbitch", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Gone Nuts", "What the fuck does that mean? Has everyone gone fucking nutz?", "gonenuts", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: Head", "What the fuck happened to that guys head?", "head", false);
			addVPDXItem( "D: Mind Trick", "The Jedi mind trick... Holy shit muthafuckin Yoda an shit!", "mindtrick", false);
			addVPDXItem( "F: Jedi Craves Not", "Adventure? Excitement? A jedi craves not these things.", "kevinjedi", false);
			addVPDXItem( "G: Tonight", "Ya know, fuckin tonight were gonna rip off this fuckers head and take out his fuckin soul.", "ripout", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "W: Usage Of Fuck" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Fuck", "Fuck!", "fuck01", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Don't Give A Fuck", "I don't give a fuck.", "fuck02", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Absofuckinglutely", "Absofuckinglutely.", "fuck03", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Infuckingcredible", "Infuckingcredible.", "fuck04", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Fucking Fuckers", "Fuck the fucking fuckers.", "fuck05", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Aw Fuck It", "Aw fuck it.", "fuck06", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Fucked Now", "I guess I'm really fucked now.", "fuck07", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Don't Fuck With Me", "Don't fuck with me buddy.", "fuck08", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Fucking Question", "I don't understand this fucking question.", "fuck09", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Who The Fuck", "Who the fuck was that?", "fuck10", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Don't Like", "I don't like what the fuck is going on here.", "fuck11", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Fuckoff", "He's a fuckoff.", "fuck12", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: Fuck Yourself", "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?", "fuck13", false);
			addVPDXItem( "D: Offended By The Word", "How can anyone be offended when you use the word?", "fuck14", false);
			addVPDXItem( "F: Fuck You", "Fuck you!", "fuck15", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "E: Spaceghost" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Train Train", "Train, train, choo-choo train!", "SSA.braktrain", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: All Hail", "All hail Braaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkk!!!", "allhail", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Am I Right?", "Am I right or am I right or am I right or am I right?", "amiright", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Beautiful", "That was so beautiful!", "beautiful", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Big Stuff", "So I guess blowin up Zorak makes you feel like Mr. Bigstuff?", "bigstuff", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Blast Me", "Oh he'd love to blast me wouldn't ya? Wouldn't ya Mr. Big Man.", "blastme", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Laugh", "Hahahahaha! Ah! Oh man!", "braklaugh", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Crap", "Yeah yeah! Crap like that!", "crap", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Ew!", "Ew! That's disgusting!", "disgust", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Dumb", "One minute I was a happy space pirate and then poof! I'm as dumb as a doornail", "dumb", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Howdy There", "Howdy there! How's it going? Take me to your leader. Ya'll be destroyed right directly!", "evil", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Evil Seed", "You'll just have to wait 15 minutes before you spread your evil seed", "evilseed", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: Frilly Things", "He likes those frilly things...", "frilly", false);
			addVPDXItem( "D: Point At Me", "Put that arm down! Don't you! Hey! Don't point at me there buster!", "pointatme", false);
			addVPDXItem( "F: Surprise", "Surprise! Mwaaaahhhhhaaaaahhhhaaaaaa!", "surprise", false);
			addVPDXItem( "G: Triple Dog Dare", "I triple dog dare you to do that again!", "tripledog", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "R: Mr. T 1" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Heritage", "It's part of my African heritage. It's from the Mandeeka tribe.", "heritage", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Decent Ppl", "When punks start hasslin' decent people, I make it my bidness!", "MrT", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Highlight", "I think if you don't stop flappin' yo lips, Ima highlight yo head black and blue!", "MRThighlight", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Pity The Fool", "I pity the fool thugasaurus try ta take over the world, then go home cryin' to his momma!", "MRTpity", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Stupid", "Your trademark is stupidity!", "MRTstupid", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Shutup", "Shutup Fool!", "MRTshutup", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Afraid", "I ain't afraid a nuthin!", "afraid", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Airplane", "Told you what I was gonna do to you next you try to take me on an airplane didn't I?", "airplane", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Jazz", "He's on the jazz man.", "ba_jazz", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Plan", "I love it, when a plan comes together.", "baplan2", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Bet On It", "I wouldn't bet in it crazy man.", "betonit", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Chuckle", "hehe...  huh-hu...", "chuckle", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: Giggle 1", "hehe...", "giggle1", false);
			addVPDXItem( "D: Giggle 2", "hehehe...", "giggle2", false);
			addVPDXItem( "F: Do Better", "Come on, you can do better than that.", "dobetter", false);
			addVPDXItem( "G: Driving", "Just leave the drivin to me!", "driving", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Z: Out My Way", "Get out my way sucka!", "getsucka", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "T: Mr. T 2" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Jibba Jabba", "Got no time for the jibba jabba!", "jibajaba", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Suckas", "Kill those suckas!", "killsuka", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Lesson", "You oughta teach this sucka a lesson!", "lesson", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: I Love You", "Dont't stay up late. Eat all your greens now. Remember I love you. I'll see you soon.", "loveyou", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Messin My Ride", "I'm a get them guys, I'm a make em pay for messin up my ride.", "messride", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Milk", "Must a drank the milk a little bit too fast.", "milkfast", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: My Chain", "You broke my chain fool you broke my chain!", "mychain", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Next Week", "I'm a hit you so hard, I'm a knock you into next week!", "nextweek", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Pothead", "That man's a pothead, he's high on smack or speed-ballin or somethin.", "pothead", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Service", "I been social, now I'm gonna get some service.", "service", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Squash Dis Bug", "I squash dis bug!", "squashbug", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Blowjob", "That's good! Mmmmmm... That's good!  Uhhh... yeah you gettin there alright...", "tblow", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: Talk Now", "This fool talkin about now?", "talknow", false);
			addVPDXItem( "D: Talk Or Hurt", "You gotta choice Jack. You either talk, or you hurt!", "talkhurt", false);
			addVPDXItem( "F: Theme1", "*theme music*", "theme1", false);
			addVPDXItem( "G: Theme2", "*theme music*", "theme2", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "A: Transformers" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Mutual Enemies", "I live only to destroy our mutual enemies.", "aimless", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Avenged", "I will be avenged!", "avenge", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Bare Hands", "I will crush you with my bare hands!", "barehand", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: As You Command", "As you command.", "command", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Computron", "I am computron, my computation capacity is nearly infinite.", "computron", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Transfrom 1", "*transforming*", "transform1", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Transfrom 2", "*transforming*", "transform2", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Greeting", "Bah weep grana weep nini bon.", "greeting", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Matrix", "Do not grieve, soon I shall be one with the matrix.", "nogrieve", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Megatron", "MEGATROOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!", "megatron", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: It's Over", "I would have waited an eternity for this. It's over prime.", "overprime", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Eject", "Eject! Eject! Eject!", "soundwave", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: Still Function", "Wait, I still function!", "stillfunction", false);
			addVPDXItem( "D: Too Easy", "This was almost too easy.", "tooeasy", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "X: Team" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Bah Sheep", "We are poor little lambs who have lost our way. Bah bah bah...", "bahsheep", true);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Sheep Music", "*theme music*", "sheep_theme", true);
			addVPDXItem( "3: This Bitch", "I'ma fucka this bitch, I'ma fuck this bitch... I'll fuck anything that moves!", "thisbitch", true);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Head", "What the fuck happened to that guys head?", "head", true);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Snoochies", "Snoochie poochies!", "snootchies", true);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Tonight", "Ya know, fuckin tonight were gonna rip off this fuckers head and take out his fuckin soul.", "ripout", true);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Fuck The Fuckers", "Fuck the fucking fuckers.", "fuck05", true);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Don't Like", "I don't like what the fuck is going on here.", "fuck11", true);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Infuckingcredible", "Infuckingcredible.", "fuck04", true);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Fucking Question", "I don't understand this fucking question.", "fuck09", true);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Fuck It", "Aw fuck it.", "fuck06", true);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Money1", "Baby that was money! Tell me that wasn't money!", "babymoney", true);
			addVPDXItem( "S: Money2", "Your so money and you don't even know it.", "money", true);
			addVPDXItem( "D: Squash Dis Bug", "I squash dis bug!", "squashbug", true);
			addVPDXItem( "F: Plan", "I love it, when a plan comes together.", "baplan2", true);
			addVPDXItem( "G: Suckas", "Kill those suckas!", "killsuka", true);
			addVPDXItem( "Z: Brak Laugh", "Hahahahaha! Ah! Oh man!", "braklaugh", true);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
	endVPDXMenu();
	
	
	startVPDXMenu( "Z: Crack" );
		
		startVPDXMenu( "1: Rudeness1" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Bastage", "You fargin sneaky bastage!", "SSA.bastage", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Biatch", "Biatch!", "SSA.biatch", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Bitch", "B-i-t-c-h!", "SSA.bitch", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Blow me", "Blow me!", "SSA.blowme", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Who's your daddy", "Who's your daddy?", "SSA.daddy", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Die you fuck", "Die you fuck!", "SSA.dieyoufuck", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Fuck you", "Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you!", "SSA.fuckyou", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Fuck yourself", "Go fuck yourself!", "SSA.fuckyourself", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Love it", "And you love it!", "SSA.loveit", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: My bitch", "I'm gonna make you my bitch", "SSA.makeyoumybitch", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Schooled ya", "Schooled ya!", "SSA.schooledya", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Shot at and missed", "You know, nothing is as satisfying as being shot at and missed.", "SSA.shotatandmissed", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: STFU", "Shut the fuck up!", "SSA.stfu", false);
			addVPDXItem( "D: Dumb prick", "Dumb prick looka fuckin bitch bastard!", "SSA.prick", false);
			addVPDXItem( "F: Taught you to shoot", "Who taught you how to shoot?", "SSA.taughtyoutoshoot", false);
			addVPDXItem( "G: You suck", "Ha-Ha-He-Ha, you suck!", "SSA.yousuck", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "2: Rudeness2" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: All too easy", "All too easy.", "SSA.alltooeasy", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Bling Bling", "Bling Bling!", "bling", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Denied", "Denied!", "SSA.denied", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Eddie laugh", "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!", "SSA.eddielaugh", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: It hurts", "It hurts!", "SSA.ithurts", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Keep talkin", "Keep talkin asshole!", "SSA.keeptalkin", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Kiss my ass", "Kiss my ass!", "SSA.kissmyass", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Loser", "Man, you are one pathetic loser...", "SSA.loser", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Make me laugh", "Ha-Ha-He-Ha, don't make me laugh!", "SSA.makemelaugh", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: We care", "And remember, we care!", "SSA.wecare", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: No soup", "No soup for you!", "SSA.nosoup", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Stupid or something", "You stupid or something?", "SSA.stupidorsomethin", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: Stupid is", "Stupid is as stupid does sir.", "SSA.stupidis", false);
			addVPDXItem( "D: Suck my balls", "How would you like to suck my balls?", "SSA.suckmyballs", false);
			addVPDXItem( "F: Talk to my bitch", "Hey motherfucker, don't talk to my bitch!", "SSA.talktomybitch", false);
			addVPDXItem( "G: STFD/STFU", "Go sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up!", "SSA.stfdstfu", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Z: 2 Skinnee's", "Ain't nobody, does it betta!", "SSA.2skinnee", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "3: Greetings" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Wassup1", "Wassssuupp!!", "SSA.wwassup2", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Wassup2", "Wassupp!!", "SSA.wmiscwasssup3", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Wassup3", "Wasssuupppp!!  aaaaahhhh....", "SSA.wmiscwasssup4", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Wassup4", "WAAASSSUUUPPP!!", "SSA.wmiscwasssup5", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Wassup5", "Wassssuupp!!", "SSA.wmiscwasssup6", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Wassup6", "Waaassssssssuupp!!", "SSA.wmiscwasssup7", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Wassup7", "Wassupp!!", "SSA.wwassup", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Hey yo, wassup", "Hey yo, wassup?", "SSA.wmischeyowassup", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: True", "True... True...", "SSA.wmisctrue", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Yo", "Yo!", "SSA.wmiscyo", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Hiya", "Hiyah!", "SSA.hiyah", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Ya, good day eh", "Ya, good day eh...", "SSA.gooddayeh", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: Cya eh", "Cya eh...", "SSA.cyaeh", false);
			addVPDXItem( "D: Hola", "Hola!", "SSA.hola", false);
			addVPDXItem( "F: Diggity dog", "So, what's up diggity dog?", "SSA.kramersup", false);
			addVPDXItem( "G: Howdy ho!", "Howdy ho!", "howdy", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "4: Queer/Dirty" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Your all gay", "Oh god, Your all gay!", "SSA.allgay", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Those guys are fags", "Those guys are fags!", "SSA.fags", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Funny ha ha", "Not funny ha ha, funny queer, uh-huh...", "SSA.funnyqueer", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Make love to you", "I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I'd kinda like to make love to you.", "SSA.queer1", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Nice ass", "I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I think you gotta really nice ass.", "SSA.queer2", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Queer", "No wait, wait, wait queer! Queer! Queer? That's what ya like to be called right?", "SSA.queer3", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Ok faggot", "Ok faggot, what's next?", "SSA.okfag", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Duck suck1", "Oh my god that feels so good!", "SSA.ducksuck1", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Duck suck2", "Play with my balls, just roll em around...", "SSA.ducksuck3", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Duck Suck3", "Don't move, I'll go get you a towel.", "SSA.ducksuck2", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Your smile", "Inflamation of the foreskin, reminds me of your smile", "SSA.yoursmile", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Donger", "No more yanky my wanky, the Donger need food!", "SSA.donger", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: It's so big", "It's so big!", "SSA.sobig", false);
			addVPDXItem( "D: Blowjob kiss", "Did you ever wonder...", "SSA.blowkiss", false);
			addVPDXItem( "F: Band camp", "Oh, and this one time, at band camp...", "SSA.flute", false);
			addVPDXItem( "G: Touch my monkey", "Do you want to touch my monkey?", "SSA.touchmonkey", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Z: Buttsex", "Vaginas, and penises... buttsex...", "SSA.buttsex", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "5: Vulgar/Weed" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Fart", "*fart*", "SSA.fart", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Burp", "*burp*", "SSA.burp", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Long Shit", "Ahhh...", "SSA.longshit", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Gotta leak", "I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it!", "SSA.leak1", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: He's gotta leak", "He's gonna take a leak, get outta the way!", "SSA.leak2", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Bracaca", "My bunghole it goes rrraacacaca!!", "SSA.bracaca", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Bong hit", "Have a bonghit.", "SSA.bonghit", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Daves not here", "Daves not here...", "SSA.davesnothere", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Dope deal", "Let's make a dope deal!", "SSA.dopedeal", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Hits from the bong", "Pick it, pack it, fire it up, come along... and take a hit from the bong...", "SSA.hitsfromthebong", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Marijuana is bad", "Marijuana is bad...", "SSA.potbad", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Wanna get high 1", "Hey, you wanna get high man?", "SSA.youwannagethigh", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: Wanna get high 2", "Wanna get high?", "wannagethigh", false);
			addVPDXItem( "D: Gotta joint?", "Say man, you got a joint?", "cooljoint", false);
			addVPDXItem( "F: So high", "Oh man... I am so high right now, I have no idea what's goin on.", "sohigh", false);
			addVPDXItem( "G: Let me get high", "Hold on, let me get high.", "letmegethigh", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Z: I'm retarded", "I'm retarded.", "SSA.retarded", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "6: Old Skool" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Ah crap", "Ahhh Crap!", "SSA.ahcrap", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Aagh", "Aaaagghhh!!!", "SSA.aagh", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Alright", "Alright!", "SSA.alright", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Come get some", "Come get some!", "SSA.comegetsome", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Damnit", "Damnit!", "SSA.damnit", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Doh", "Doh", "SSA.doh", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Hey", "Hey!", "SSA.hey", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: How'd that feel", "How'd that feel?", "SSA.howdthatfeel", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Missed me", "Missed me!", "SSA.missedme", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Oohh!", "Ooohhh!!", "SSA.tribesoh", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Sigh", "*sigh*", "SSA.sigh", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Chick Woohoo", "Woohoo!", "SSA.woohoo1", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: Male Woohoo", "Woohoo!", "SSA.woohoo2", false);
			addVPDXItem( "D: Yeah", "Yeah!", "SSA.yeah", false);
			addVPDXItem( "F: Yoohoo", "Yoohoo!", "SSA.yoohoo", false);
			addVPDXItem( "G: You idiot", "You idiot!", "SSA.youidiot", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "Q: Funny Shit" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Aaah1", "AHHHhhhhhhhhh......", "SSA.ah1", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Aaah2", "AHHHhhhhhhhh.......", "SSA.ah2", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Whoa", "WHoooaaaaahhhhhhh......", "SSA.whoa1", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Waouch", "Waaaouch!", "SSA.waoch", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Waaah", "Waaaaah!", "SSA.waah", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Ballz itch", "Hey!! My ballz itch!  Somebody, scratch my ballz!", "ballzich", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: BAAM!!", "BAAM!!", "baam", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Good is dumb", "Evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb.", "gooddumb", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Amphetamines", "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.", "amphetamines", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Boobies!", "Hooray for boobies!!", "boobies", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Kamikaze", "Kamikaze!", "SSA.kamikaze", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: AAHHH!!  Boogieman!", "AAHHH!! Boogieman!", "HOMboogie", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: Ebonics", "Blood hammered out and JAMMED!  Tightened that bad sucka side da runway like a mutha! ", "ebonics", false);
			addVPDXItem( "D: Delta1", "If you about to be up out dis biatch, peep Delta.", "delta1", false);
			addVPDXItem( "F: Delta2", "We be flossin an' flyin dis mofo all ova dis bitch!", "delta2", false);
			addVPDXItem( "G: Delta3", "You goin?  We fly you dere.  You been?  We done already flew up in there.", "delta3", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Z: Benny Hill", "I'm on the run!", "SSA.bennyhill", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "W: Random 1" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: You complete me", "I love you, you complete me.", "SSA.completeme", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: You had me at hello", "Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello...", "SSA.hadme", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Hold on yer butt", "Hold on to yer butt!", "SSA.holdontoyourbutt", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Holy shit", "Holy shit!", "SSA.holyshit", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Hot damn", "Hot damn!", "SSA.hotdamn", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: SOB", "Son of a...", "SSA.sonofabitch", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Stink on shit", "I'm on you like stink on shit!", "SSA.stinkonshit", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Peewee laugh", "", "", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Peewee sorry", "I'm sorry!", "SSA.peeweesorry", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: God damnit", "God damnit!", "SSA.goddamnit", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Timmeh", "Timmeh!", "SSA.timmy", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Bitch", "Oh bitch, bitch, bitch...", "SSA.triplebitch", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: Woohoo", "Woohoo!", "SSA.", false);
			addVPDXItem( "D: Bunghole speaks", "My bunghole it speaks loud!", "SSA.bungholeloud", false);
			addVPDXItem( "F: Bunghole song", "Bungholiooooooo!", "SSA.bungholesong", false);
			addVPDXItem( "G: Smooth", "Damn we're smooth!", "SSA.smooth", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Z: Call me daddy!", "Call me daddy!", "HOMdaddy", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "E: Random 2" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Elmo Song", "This is the song, la la la la, elmo song...", "SSA.elmosong", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Make people happy", "I wanna make people happy...", "SSA.makepeoplehappy", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Funny how", "I'm funny how? Tell me!", "SSA.funnyhow", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Man1", "No it's probably the titties!", "SSA.man1", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Man2", "Now your a man!", "SSA.man2", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Cuss words", "*a few cuss words*", "SSA.motherfucker", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Icy Hot Stuntas", "Icy Hot true pimpin!", "SSA.stuntas", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Fun", "I'm gonna have fun, you gonna have fun. We're all gonna have fun!", "SSA.fun", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Lookin at", "What the fuck you lookin at?", "SSA.lookenat", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Rumble", "Let's get ready to rumble!", "SSA.rumble", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Hold up", "Sweet mother of god what is the hold up?!", "SSA.holdup", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Drank what", "Self realization, I was thinking of the immortal words of Sacrotes who said: 'I drank what?'", "SSA.drnkwhat", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: Chewy", "Rrrrrrllllaaaaagggghhhhh!", "SSA.chewy", false);
			addVPDXItem( "D: Mmmmhuh", "Mmmmhuh...", "SSA.mmhuh", false);
			addVPDXItem( "F: Aight then", "Aight then...", "aightthen", false);
			addVPDXItem( "G: Cut it out", "Cut it out!", "SSA.cutitout", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Z: Swallow it", "Swallow it and shut the fuck up!", "swalo-it", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "R: Random 3" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Ethiopian Speak", "A baba glok, glock baba baba glok......baba gung *click* baba....", "SSA.ethiopian", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Crackers", "How my little crackers today?", "SSA.crackers", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Ask another one", "You ask me one more question and I am beating the shit out of you.", "SSA.beatshit", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: This sucks", "This sucks!", "SSA.thissucks", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Two bastards", "Those two little bastards are a perfect argument for birth control.", "SSA.thosetwobastards", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Same shit", "You fuck with me, and I'll fuck you back good!", "SSA.sameshit", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: I love you man", "I love you man!", "SSA.luvuman", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Oooh", "OOoohhh...", "SSA.despair", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Nine inches", "She asked me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt.", "SSA.9inches", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Hot beef injection", "I got what you need. Another hot beef injection!", "SSA.hotbeef", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: 32 Dohs", "Doh!", "SSA.32dohs", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Not gonna hurt you", "Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you.", "SSA.wonthurtyou", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: Such a dick", "Your such a dick!", "SSA.suchadik", false);
			addVPDXItem( "D: Habit", "I wouldn't make it a habit calling me that son.", "SSA.habit", false);
			addVPDXItem( "F: Bat cave", "C'mon Robin, to the Batcave! We haven't one moment to lose!", "SSA.batcave", false);
			addVPDXItem( "G: Tag, your it", "Tag your it!", "SSA.tagyourit", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Z: Grown man", "You ever seen a grown man naked?", "grownman", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "T: Arnold/Celebs" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Girlie men", "I am the bigger and the stronger of all the girlie men.", "SSA.biggerstronger", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Do it now", "Come on! Do it! Come get me! I'm here! Do it now!", "SSA.doitnow", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Fart", "*fart* Oww!", "SSA.fartow", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Girlie monsters", "I'll stomp all you girly monsters.", "SSA.girliemonsters", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Go into the kitchen", "Yah, if you can't stand the heat, then you should go into the kitchen.", "SSA.goinkitchen", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Perfect aim", "Yeah, my biceps give me perfect aim.", "SSA.perfectaim", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Pumps me up", "This pumps me up!", "SSA.pumpsmeup", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Incredible pump", "You want to quit, but I was getting an incredible pump!", "SSA.pump", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Smells like home", "This smells like home... ahhhhh...", "SSA.smellslikehome", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Block my axe", "Why you block my axe with your body?", "SSA.blockaxe", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Eww yes!", "Eww yes!", "SSA.krameryes", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Satan", "Could it be, SATAN?!", "SSA.satan", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: Stuart Smalley", "Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggonit, people like me.", "SSA.stuart", false);
			addVPDXItem( "D: Wise cracks", "Maybe we could live without the wise cracks.", "SSA.wisecracks", false);
			addVPDXItem( "F: Freedom", "They may take our lives, but they will never take our FREEDOM!", "SSA.freedom", false);
			addVPDXItem( "G: Annoying sound", "Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?", "SSA.annoyingsound", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "A: Nigga" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Wassap", "Wassap niggaz?", "wassapniggas", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: NiGGAAAaaaaa!!!!", "NiGGAAAaaaaa!!!!", "nigga", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Whatcha cookin?", "Whatcha cookin?", "whatchacookin", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Your favorite", "Your favorite!", "yourfavorite", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Hold on", "Hold on my niggaz... whassah missing here!", "holdon", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Dumbass niggaz", "Are we some dumb ass niggaz or what?", "dumbassniggas", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Number one nigga", "Bitch! You my numba one nigga!", "numberonenigga", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: One crazy nigga", "One crazy nigga, nigga!", "onecrazynigga", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Gone fishin", "Anybody call for you Grandpa, you tell them this nigga... Gone fissshhhhiiiinnn!", "gonefishin", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Nigga no work", "If nigga no go to school, nigga no get a job...", "nigganowork", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Order some 40's", "Yo! Did somebody order a case of 40's?", "somebodyorder", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: We did", "We did NiGGAAAAaaaa!!!!", "wedid", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "S: Wesley Willis 1" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Kill Whitey vs1", "You are no good. You are a fucking asshole.", "killwhiteyvs1", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Kill Whitey vs2", "You bring me damaging disharmony in my life by cussing at me for no reason at all.", "killwhiteyvs2", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Kill Whitey vs3", "You are a low-down schmuck. So suck a camel's ass you motherfucker!", "killwhiteyvs3", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Kill Whitey chs", "Kill Whitey! Kill Whitey!", "killwhiteychs", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Mullet vs 1", "Do something about your MULLET! Get out the hair-clippers jerk!", "mulletvs1", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Mullet vs 2", "Take ya ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber your sick of looking like an asshole!", "mulletvs2", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Mullet vs 3", "The mullet is the reason why people hate you. They are sicka looking at your nappy weed-sack.", "mulletvs3", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Mullet chs", "Cut the Mullet. Cut the Mullet!", "mulletchs", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: My Dog's Dick vs1", "Lick a camel's ass. Lick a mouse's dick!", "dogdickvs1", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: My Dog's Dick vs2", "Suck a racehorse's bootyhole! Suck the smell off his ass!", "dogdickvs2", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: My Dog's Dick vs3", "Suck a cliff-springer's dick. Suck a llamas ballz!", "dogdickvs3", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: My Dog's Dick chs", "Suck my dog's dick! Suck my dog's dick!", "dogdickchs2", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: Vultures", "The vultures, ate my dead ass up!", "vultures", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "D: Wesley Willis 2" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Fuck You vs1", "Let me find another job, that doesn't pay me enough money at all.", "fuckyouvs1", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Fuck You vs2", "Take this job and shove it. I'm not working for you anymore. Stick it up ya ass!", "fuckyouvs2", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Fuck You vs3", "Get your paws off me! Get the fuck away from me!", "fuckyouvs3", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Fuck You chs", "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you...", "fuckyouchs", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Smoke Weed vs", "I am a cocaine addict, I do a lot of drugs. I smoke crack as I speak... ", "smokeweedvs1", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Smoke Weed chs", "I smoooOOOOOooookkkke weed! I smoke weed!", "smokeweedchs", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: In Da Ass", "Shoot me in da ass!", "SSA.shootass", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Rockon 1", "Rock over london, rock on chicago. l33ties, breakfast of champions.", "rockon1", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Rockon 2", "Rock over london, rock on chicago. Duracell, no other battery lasts longer.", "rockon2", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Rockon 3", "Rock over london, rock on chicago. Insure One, it's the insurance super store", "rockon3", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Rockon 4", "Rock over london, rock on chicago. Diet Pepsi, uh-huh!", "rockon4", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "Z: Smack talkin'" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Born an asshole", "Were you born an asshole?  Or did you work at it yer whole life?", "ASS2NITE", false);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Scour the earth", "Im prepared to scour the earth for that mutha fucka.", "PFscour", false);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Bad memory", "I dont remember askin you a god damn thing!", "SLJgoddam", false);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Fucked up shit", "Aw, man!  I will never forgive yo ass for this shit!", "SLJrepug", false);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Stupid people", "Remember, there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.", "stupid", false);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Bend over!", "Bend over and take it up the tailpipe!", "JCtailpipe", false);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Ass whoopin'", "I gurantee Im gettin ready to plant somebody about 6 feet under.  I gotta pinebox fulla ass whoop!", "pinebox", false);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Homos", "Any of you homos... touch me... an I'll kill ya.", "HOMO", false);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Asshole", "Were you about to call me an asshole?", "1asshole", false);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Sister", "Hell, I like you.  You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.", "1sister", false);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Invincible", "I am invincible!  INVINCIBLE!!", "HOMinvincible", false);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Always right", "Man Im tired of being right!", "JCtired", false);
			addVPDXItem( "S: Oh God!", "Oh God! Oh God! OH MY GOD!", "SSA.ohgod", false);
			addVPDXItem( "D: Oh Shit!", "Oh shit! Oh shit! OH SHIT!", "SSA.ohshit", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "X: Team Chat" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: 2 Skinees", "Ain't nobody, does it betta!", "SSA.2skinnee", true);
			addVPDXItem( "2: Benny Hill", "I'm on the run!", "SSA.bennyhill", true);
			addVPDXItem( "3: Smooth", "Damn we're smooth!", "SSA.smooth", true);
			addVPDXItem( "4: Call Me Daddy", "Call me daddy!", "HOMdaddy", true);
			addVPDXItem( "5: Tuskan Yell", "*Tuskan Raider Yell*", "tuskan", true);
			addVPDXItem( "6: Hallelujah", "Hallelujah", "hallelujah", true);
			addVPDXItem( "Q: Goal", "Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllll!", "goal", true);
			addVPDXItem( "W: Sha na na na", "Sha na na na, Sha na na na, Hey hey hey, Good bye!", "goodbye", true);
			addVPDXItem( "E: Austin 3:16", "Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!", "austin316", true);
			addVPDXItem( "R: Hell Yeah", "Oh hell yeah!", "hellyeah", true);
			addVPDXItem( "T: Redneck Damn", "Damn!", "RNdamn", true);
			addVPDXItem( "A: Redneck Yeehaw", "Yee Haaaaw!!", "RNyeehaa", true);
			addVPDXItem( "S: Redneck Blowed Up", "Them boys blowed up real good.", "RNblow", true);
			addVPDXItem( "D: Redneck Busy", "I'm busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.", "RNbusy", true);
			addVPDXItem( "F: SHUTUP", "SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!", "shutup", true);
			addVPDXItem( "G: Rollin", "Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin...", "rollin", true);
			addVPDXItem( "Z: Whoop Ass", "I gurantee Im gettin ready to plant somebody about 6 feet under.  I gotta pinebox fulla ass whoop!", "pinebox", true);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
	endVPDXMenu();
	
	
	startVPDXMenu( "1: Ismack Movies vol I" );
		
		startVPDXMenu( "q: Adam and Arnie" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Shut up", "Ahahahhahah... SHUT UP!", "w530212", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Your in trouble now", "Now you're all in big big trouble", "w896417", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Don't leave me open", "You never leave me open son 'cause I'm going to hit it every time! You want some more of that?!", "w757729", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Corky", "You drive like that kid Corky from Life Goes On", "w329735", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Bitchslap your hiney", "Why don’t you step the fuck back, before I bitchslap your fucking hiney", "w954299", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: old school shit", "Ooo that's the old school shit", "w589792", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Gotta learn to fight", "Jesus I gotta learn how to fight, this is pathetic", "w169873", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: I don’t suck dick", "That’s what you get for trying to make me suck your dick", "w927616", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: I don’t like getting shot", "I understand getting shot at, and I don’t like it", "w277168", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Reality check", "I think you need to be reminded of how painful reality is", "w356586", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: You're a choirboy", "Oh you want to fuck with me? You think you know bad? You're a fucking choirboy compared to me! A CHOIRBOY!", "w433457", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: I can do this all day long", "I can do this all day long", "w944971", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: I love it", "Oh yeah yeah bring that shit on man, oh god I love it, god that felt good yeah", "w410631", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Where were you", "Where were you on that one dipshit?", "w339375", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Somebody's closer", "Somebody's closer", "w710554", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Come with me", "Come with me if you want to live", "w484608", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Astalavista", "Astalavista baby", "w547011", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: I need a vacation", "I need a vacation", "w673949", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "w: Alien Troopers" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Current events", "Hey maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal", "w767111", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Nuke it from orbit", "I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure", "w535047", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Real pretty shit", "That's just fucking great man, now what the fuck are we supposed to do? Were in some real pretty shit now man", "w592458", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Game over man", "What the fuck are we going to do now? What are we going to do? That's it man, game over man, game over", "w468700", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Stay frosty", "Stay frosty, and alert, we can't afford to let one of those bastards in here", "w647821", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Grease the rat fuck", "I say we grease this rat fuck son-of-a-bitch right now", "w263792", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: They cut the power", "What you mean *they* cut the power, how could they cut the power man, they're animals", "w279342", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: You want some?", "COME ON! C'MON YOU BASTARDS! C'MON YOU TOO! OH YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?!", "w829801", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Bug hunt", "This going to be a stand up fight sir, or another bug hunt?", "w824602", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Fuck", "FUCK!", "w589163", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Chickenshit outfit", "How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?", "w986093", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Going down", "We're on an express elevator to hell... going down", "w910964", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: 5 by 5", "Were in the pipe, 5 by 5", "w226866", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Ultimate bad ass", "Check it out, I am the ultimate bad ass. State of the bad ass art. You do not want to fuck with me", "w695115", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Harsh language", "What they hell are we supposed to use man, harsh language?", "w980003", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Handfull of guys", "I wonder if there's a handful of guts in the whole bunch of you", "w941822", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Aim for the nerve stem", "Here's a tip: Aim for the nerve stem and put it down for good", "w964709", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Prepare for drop", "This is the captain speaking: All personnel prepare for drop, we are at T minus 3 and counting", "w953598", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "e: All About the Green" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Don’t evah come back", "Don't ever... Ever EVAH EVAH EVAH, come by here... ok?", "w878384", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Stop being a bitch", "Stop being a bitch and come on", "w610432", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Get involved", "You don't get involved I'm gonna knock your ass out too... make a choice", "w374432", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Why didn’t you help", "Hey man why you'al didn't help me? Man that's fucked up, if it was you'al I woulda helped you'al", "w389501", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: I'll beat you down", "Told you all, you all want some? I'll beat you down", "w860589", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: I got all the game", "What you know about game? I got all the game", "w585937", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Break yoself", "Break yoself fool", "w931559", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Knock the fuck out", "You got knocked the fuck out", "w517192", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: I don’t give a fuck", "I don't give a fuck", "w330300", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Knocked the dust off", "Damn, I knocked the dust off that pussy", "w868453", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Shut up", "I know what I'm doing man, shut the fuck up", "w259060", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Sssssmokin", "Sssssmokin!", "w692517", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: 2 seconds", "Look at that... it's exactly 2 seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head", "w504459", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Rabid dog", "Sorry son the dog was rabid, had to put it down", "w401987", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Sweet tooth", "Hold on sugar, daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!", "w183076", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Somebody stop me", "Oooh somebody stop me!", "w991402", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: One armed man", "No, it wasn't me... it was the one armed man", "w471391", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Missed me", "Did you miss me?", "w425849", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "r: Always Bet On Black" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Emotional", "Yeah you know you always be getting emotional after gunfights", "w390471", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Gunfire magnet", "Yeah see you're like a magnet for random gunfire", "w506087", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Smack you", "You know what? I need to jump over and smack you in your peasy ass head, that's what I need to do", "w542070", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Drive Miss Daisy", "You drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy", "w156302", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Bust your ass", "Do you want some? I'll bust your ass too!", "w938545", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Knock you out", "Man you don't sit your ass down, bottom line I will knock you the fuck out", "w654499", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: You're crazy", "Motherfucker are you out of your damn mind?", "w401842", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Die please", "You're history, have the good grace to die with some fucking dignity", "w461874", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Bad timing", "Catch you fuckers at a bad time?", "w492165", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Ice skate uphill", "Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill", "w207627", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: New York cockroach", "I'll be goddamned, like a New York cockroach", "w489830", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: I'm impressed", "I'm impressed", "w680819", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Send a maniac", "Send a maniac... to catch a maniac", "w886600", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Joy Joy feelings", "You are an incredibly sensitive man who inspires joy joy feelings in all those around you", "w540913", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Verbal morality statute", "You are fined 1 credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute", "w427533", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: You'll regret this", "You're going to regret this the rest of your life, both seconds of it", "w509068", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Fucking hero", "What a fucking hero", "w227781", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Peoples rights", "Look you can't take away people's right to be assholes", "w619187", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "t: American Airlines" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Quit smoking", "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking", "w562365", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Quit drinking", "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking", "w949556", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Quit amphetamines", "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines", "w364018", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Quit sniffing glue", "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue", "w524868", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Locate your dicks", "How about you guys actually locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking use them", "w243931", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Band camp", "This one time... at band camp...", "w533873", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: What's my name", "What's my name? Say my name bitch!", "w106369", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Missing your balls", "I think you need your balls reattached", "w999414", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Worthy adversary", "At last a worthy adversary", "w272942", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Kicking your ass", "And that’s kicking your ass", "w673646", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: God does exist", "I'm going to show you god does exist", "w538246", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Aw shucks", "Aw shucks", "w406421", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: We have rules", "We have rules and they're going to be enforced...", "w847245", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Gag and bag", "Gag and bag this nazi muffin", "w826225", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: You're a cockroach", "Your somewhere between a cockroach and white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth...", "w672427", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: We be fucked", "As they say in Ebonics: We be fucked", "w721895", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Shit white trash know", "It's amazing the shit you white trash know", "w996771", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Tattoo", "Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because I swear to god you're living on fantasy island", "w528229", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "y: Austin Wayne" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: How's your father", "Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a *how's your father*", "w278279", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Shits and giggles", "I'm just joking, trying to get a rise out you that's all, for shits and giggles", "w160441", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Shagged her rotten", "I shagged her, I shagged her rotten baby, yeah!", "w162821", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Need a plan", "First I plan to soil myself, then I'm going to regroup and come up with a new plan, any thoughts?", "w410073", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Smacked bottom", "You're going the right way for a smacked bottom", "w633178", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Behave", "Oh behave yeah YEAH BABY!", "w186013", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Machinegun jublies", "Machine gun jublies? How did I miss those baby?", "w694485", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Do I make you horny", "Let me ask you a question, and be honest... Do I make you horny baby? Do I? Do I make you randy?", "w543360", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Can I borrow that", "Can I borrow that please? Thank you. Yes, yes look at me I'm a sexy bitch yeah baby!", "w513737", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: You're fab", "You're fab you're switched on you’re a bit of all right yeah", "w555932", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: We are sexy bitches", "We are sexy, we are sexy bitches yeah", "w474459", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: You're a complete tool", "You're a complete tool", "w714927", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Not even challenging", "It's not even challenging anymore, it's like shooting fish in a barrel", "w687109", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Monkies outta my butt", "It might happen... shyeah... and monkeys might fly out of my butt", "w760492", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Stop it you're scaring me", "Stop it you're scaring me", "w258054", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: He shoots he scores!", "He shoots he scores!", "w549729", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: You're worthless", "You're worthless, you're less than nothing, what's keeping you here, why dont you just quit", "w509116", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Nutbar", "I have a question: When did you turn into a nutbar?", "w565222", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "u: Baseketball" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Easy", "Oh he made that look easy", "w298165", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Exciting game", "This has to be one of the most exciting games in recent memory", "w622696", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Ass as a hat", "I'm going to shove your head so far up your fucking ass you have to wear yourself as a hat", "w295772", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: This team sucks", "Uh well you know it was a team effort, and I guess it took every player working together to lose this one", "w382010", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Poor cocksucker", "And it appears that time just finally ran out for the old cocksucker", "w300970", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Not getting the point", "I don't think you're quite getting the point dude", "w583359", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Lord doesn't like him", "Wow the lord must really have it in for that little boy", "w807148", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Thanks Dr Dickhead", "Thanks a lot Dr. Dickhead you totally fucked me there", "w457971", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: I have a sweet ass", "Dude I know you're feeling jealous right now but you can't blame me because I have a sweet ass I cant help it", "w905729", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: No daddy", "No daddy don't touch me there", "w261368", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Pigfucker", "Can I talk to you over here? You know something pigfucker, can I call you pigfucker?", "w785212", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Wake up bitch", "Wake up bitch you’re my new best friend!", "w378902", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Maybe he's at home", "Well I don't know where the hell he is, for all I care he could be hanging by his neck in his fucking closet", "w289665", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Update: No fucking clue", "Update: We still have no fucking clue where this guy is", "w919377", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Sucks 2 B U", "Dude does it just suck being you?", "w631742", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Fucking weak", "Dude that is so fucking weak", "w107375", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Don't rip on me", "I swear you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here", "w783995", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Little bitch", "Nah dude, you're a little bitch", "w459640", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "a: Big Trouble in Ventura" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Close one loser", "That was a close one ladies and gentlemen, unfortunately in every contest their must be a loser, luh-ew-zer", "w774740", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Can't stop me", "You cant stop me no matter who you are, luh-ew-zer", "w140175", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: It was right there", "OHHH MAN can you believe it? It was right there!", "w760723", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Spank you very much", "Spank you very much", "w814490", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Lovely room of death", "This is a lovely room of death, take care now, bye bye", "w709037", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Winged spawn of satan", "Take that you winged spawn of satan!", "w453522", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: This house is clear", "I have exorcised the demons, this house is clear... losers", "w414032", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Assholes at hand", "Warning: Assholes are close than they appear", "w862619", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Bye bye loser", "Alright, take care now, bye bye then... loser", "w790480", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: I'm going to find it", "I'm going to find it, if I have to tear this universe another black hole I'm going to find it", "w373536", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Can you feel that?", "YES! YES! Oh yeah can you FEEL that buddy? Huh?! Huh?!", "w961953", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Tired of being right", "Man I'm tired of being right", "w871445", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: WTF", "Green explosions? People flying in and out? That was not real I wanna talk to the cops!", "w678913", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: I'm ready", "Fine I'm back, I'm ready goddamit, let me at them!", "w454207", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Sonofabitch must pay", "Sonofabitch must pay", "w357023", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Reflexes", "It's all in the reflexes", "w149981", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: We made it", "We made it, HOLY SHIT WE MADE IT!", "w704395", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: I feel good", "Feel pretty good, and I'm not scared at all, I just kinda feel... feel kinda invincible", "w928785", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "s: Chasing Amy" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Fucking no-talents", "You're just a couple of fucking no-talents that got lucky", "w340606", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: You school no one", "Bitch you're schooling no one", "w898966", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: I knock your teeth out", "Fucking cockteaser, I'll knock your fucking teeth out and pass all over your ass", "w309504", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: You are slow", "Jesus Christ it's embarrassing, look how slow you are, my god you move like a geriatric", "w322717", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Fagots don’t listen", "Cocksucker! Man these fagots won't do what I tell them to", "w790128", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Almost made me laugh", "Bitch you almost made me laugh", "w297258", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: This is ghey", "What I am doing here, this is so fucking ghey", "w235282", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: How bad do you suck", "Well... how bad do you suck", "w480474", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Touchy motherfucker", "Look at this touchy motherfucker right here", "w254601", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: I'm schooling you", "I schooled their asses, and now I'm schooling yours", "w256628", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Grand fucking canyon", "Bitch what you don’t know about me I could just about squeeze in the grand fucking canyon", "w449338", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: You are such a bitch", "You are such a bitch", "w482428", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Jealous?", "Oh I'm sorry what was that? Did I detect a note of bitter envy in there?", "w206017", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Saddest tale I've ever heard", "Jesus, that's the saddest tale I've ever heard", "w864534", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Abusing the authority", "Hey I befriended a guy in a position of authority so I could abuse that authority and get free shit", "w588628", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Out of your fucking mind", "You are out of your fucking mind aren’t you?", "w754908", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Pick that up", "What is this man, help a brother out, pick that up bitch", "w927883", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Mad bitches, lots of drugs", "Money aint good for much, except for mad bitches and lots of drugs", "w922954", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "d: Classics" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: My wittle head", "I hurt my poor 'wittle head", "w705547", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Worry about me", "Gee you worry about me an awful lot don't you?", "w533424", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Cloud of love", "I'm floating on a cloud of love", "w579518", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: You young people", "You young people making the most of life, while it lasts...", "w289562", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Chase us?", "Well he won't chase us anymore!", "w301948", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: The young and the proud", "The graveyards are full of boys who are very young and very proud", "w755260", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Fair odds", "I admire your notion of fair odds mister", "w822578", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Surprise", "Surprise", "w209674", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: They're sheep", "If god didn't want them sheared he would have not have made them sheep", "w468735", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: It seemed like a good idea", "It seemed to be a good idea at the time", "w868004", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: You just won't listen", "You just won't listen that's all", "w137688", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: If you had a brain", "What would you do with a brain if you had one?", "w654177", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Long live the king", "Long live the king", "w153231", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Dry cry now", "Don't cry now, you've been squeaking enough as it is", "w198001", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: I'll get you and your dog", "I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too", "w375399", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: People come and go", "My, people come and go so quickly here", "w955857", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Shut up", "Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking", "w615386", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Stuck with the flag", "It's very tedious being stuck up here all day long with a pole up your back", "w702406", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "f: Clerks" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: I'll fuck anything", "I'm gonna fuck this bitch, I'm gonna fuck that bitch, I'll fuck anything that moves", "w331016", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Sucking his own dick", "Hey broke his neck trying to suck his own dick", "w542941", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Master of my destiny", "I like to think I'm a master of my own destiny", "w806913", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: I know I'm your hero", "I know I'm your hero", "w634371", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Beers and weed", "Time to kick back, drink some beers, and smoke some weed", "w410036", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Bunch of savages", "Bunch of savages in this town", "w960422", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: I rule", "Hey I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule", "w114623", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: They suck", "Oh they suck", "w923445", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Nice shortcomings there", "There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?", "w620209", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Fucking customers", "This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers", "w347726", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Grow up", "When are you going to grow up?", "w149245", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: I got game", "That's weird, I coulda swore I got game", "w479978", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: You're a loser", "You always lose, cause you’re a loser, how the hell can you sleep at night?", "w219409", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Who's your daddy", "Who's your daddy?", "w993731", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: In your face", "You'll feel that in your face? Wahoo nooge!", "w130420", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Weed of crime", "The weed of crime bears bitter fruit you old hag", "w288852", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Dude you're a tool", "Dude you're a tool", "w345391", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: God is mocking us", "It's official: God is mocking us", "w547668", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "g: Clint Eastwood" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Do you feel lucky", "You gotta ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky. Well, do ya punk?", "w613934", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Men wasted badly", "Never seen so many men wasted so badly", "w811571", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: I piss napalm", "I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concentina wire, piss napalm and can put a round through a flee ass at 200m", "w886066", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Keep dreaming", "Keep dreaming shitball", "w431988", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Clusterfuck", "It's a clusterfuck", "w458703", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: You bore me", "You're beginning to bore the hell out of me", "w738983", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Almost as arrogant as you", "You know, there was a time around here when I was almost as arrogant as you", "w902569", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Listen to this shit", "How much of this shit do I have to listen to?", "w598856", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Rendevous with death", "I have a rendezvous with death, and so do you if you get too close to me", "w574864", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Redevous with my ass", "You have a rendezvous with my ass motherfucker", "w245173", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Show me respect", "You're alive because I have allowed you to live, so you show me some GODDAMMED RESPECT!", "w860162", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Pissing on your grave", "I'll be thinking about that when I'm pissing on your grave", "w749503", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: You sure got him", "Well you sure killed the hell out of that fella today", "w318245", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: I've killed lots of stuff", "Killed just about everything that walks or crawls at one time or another, and I'm here to kill you", "w302640", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Clear on out the back", "Any man don’t wanna get killed better clear on out the back", "w597795", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Lucky at killing", "I've always been lucky when it comes to killing folks", "w135636", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Takes a shot at me", "Any sonofabitch takes a shot at me, gonna kill him, gonna kill his wife, all his friends, burn his damn house", "w326958", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Self defense", "If I see you again, I'm just gonna start shooting and figure it was self defense", "w760010", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "h: Darth Vader" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Lack of faith", "I find your lack of faith...disturbing", "w293299", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: I am the master", "The circle is now complete, when I left you I was but the learner, now I am the master", "w408760", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Should not have come back", "You should not have come back", "w763420", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Clumsy and stupid", "He is as clumsy as he is stupid", "w730833", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Apology accepted", "Apology accepted", "w819883", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Treated unfairly", "Perhaps you think you’re being treated unfairly?", "w925450", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: You're not a jedi yet", "The force is with you...but you are not a Jedi yet", "w257504", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: You have learned much", "You have learned much young one", "w255911", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: All to easy", "All to easy", "w714486", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Most impressive", "Impressive...most impressive", "w664871", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Release your anger", "You have controlled your fear, now release your anger, only your hatred can destroy me", "w772883", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: You are beaten", "You are beaten, it is useless to resist, don't let yourself be destroyed", "w758845", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: There is no escape", "There is no escape, don’t make me destroy you", "w308465", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: I am your father", "No...I am your father", "w824584", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Motivate them", "Perhaps I can find new ways to...motivate them", "w718793", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Lack of progress", "I am most displeased with your apparent lack of progress", "w895970", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Underestimate the dark side", "You underestimate the power of the dark side", "w139437", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Can not hide forever", "You can not hide forever, give yourself to the dark side", "w609767", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "j: Dogma" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: I'm pissed off", "I'm pissed off is what I am", "w782138", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: We're outnumbers", "Christ if only we had their numbers", "w161743", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Playtime is over", "Cute really cute, but c'mon kids playtime is over", "w807779", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: We evened the score", "Don't worry about it we evened the score, cross dressing fuck", "w202618", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Taste god's wrath", "Hypocrites, charlatans, prepare to taste god's wrath", "w956762", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Kicked out", "He was kicked oooooouuuuut :D", "w658518", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Apple polisher", "Ever the fucking apple polisher", "w615224", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Fucking chicken", "What are you some kind of fucking chicken?", "w793197", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Fucking child", "Now who's the fucking child?", "w379604", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Fucking Pubes", "Did you see that shit man, I know they were just kids but we kicked their fucking pubes' asses", "w463584", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Fucking shot", "Take a shot, take your best fucking shot, no I'm serious take it, c'mon bright boy", "w119544", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Poopy mouth", "Quite a little mouth on him isn't there?", "w115470", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Mass genocide", "Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer", "w173773", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Watching a fat man weep", "There's nothing worse than watching a fucking fat man weep, sobbing like a little bitch with a skinned knee", "w481189", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Yank your sack off", "You don't pipe down I'm going to yank your sack off like a paper towel", "w714816", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: No decent people", "I'm afraid not a one of you passes for a decent human being", "w533022", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Smoke that motherfucker", "Smoke that motherfucker like it aint no thang", "w561009", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Stoners got a point", "Good lord, the little stoner's got a point", "w216733", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "z: Dr Evil" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Mr Biggleworth", "When Dr. Evil gets angry Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset...people DIE!", "w401374", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: SHH", "SHHH Even before you start, that was a pre-emptive SHHH, I have a whole back of SHHH with your name on it", "w646587", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Fricken idiots", "Why must I be surrounded by fricken idiots?", "w412766", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Princess of Canada", "I'm the Princess of Canada, although I can't officially back that up with paperwork", "w712730", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Balls for breakfast", "If that happens once more I'm going to have your balls for breakfast ok, yeah Denny's style", "w326206", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Poppa waiting", "Hello...poppa waiting...poppa not happy...I have an earth to destroy", "w561040", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Diet evil", "You’re the diet coke of evil, just one calorie...not evil enough", "w913717", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Shut up", "SILENCE! I will not tolerate your insolence!", "w834817", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Zip it", "Alright zip it. When a problem comes along you must zip it, ZIP IT GOOD!", "w226295", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: No failure", "Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure", "w677947", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: You want to be the daddy", "I don't like that insolent tone, you want to run things here? You want to wear the daddy pants?", "w404834", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: You gonna cry", "You gonna cry? You gonna squirt some? Yeah see you're gonna cry. Thought so", "w269731", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Laser whore", "Stop humping the laser, ok honest to god why don’t you and the laser get a room for fricken sake", "w243845", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Big boy voice", "Daddy's working ok, try to use the big boy voice ok? Thank you.", "w979077", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Had to pop a cop", "Don't mess with me I'm one crazy mofo, I had to pop a cop cause he wasn’t giving me my props in Oaktown", "w609161", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: I'm shaking", "Oh look at me I'm shaking in my little space boots", "w489894", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Ow you shot me", "Ow you shot me you A-hole", "w155663", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Re-goddamned-diculous", "Alright this is re-goddamned-diculous", "w257267", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "x: Emperors New Groove" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: You're confusing me", "Listen you guys, you're sorta confusing me, so begone", "w468005", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Come back to haunt me", "Aah this is not good, hope that doesn't come back to haunt me", "w746354", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Demon llama", "AAH DEMON LLAMA!", "w752310", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Freakiest thing I've seen", "Ok that was the freakiest thing I've ever seen", "w398932", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: I hate you", "I hate you", "w903098", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: All funned out", "I don't know about you, but I'm getting all *funned* out", "w746006", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Not getting any deader", "Well, he aint getting any deader, back to work", "w885598", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: He not quite dead", "Well, he's not as dead as we would have hoped...just thought I'd give you the heads up", "w634571", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Toodles", "Toodles", "w713027", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Bad Llama", "Oh boo hoo, now I feel really bad, bad llama", "w156822", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: You did that on purpose", "Ow! You did that on purpose", "w431144", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: My bad self", "WOO YEAH! Look at me and my bad self uh huh uh huh uh huh!", "w401982", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Threw off my groove", "Doh! You threw off my groove!", "w275295", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Tired of being a llama", "So, you tired of being a llama?", "w985373", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Like I'm talking to a monkey", "Why did I think you could do this, this one simple thing, it's like I'm talking to a monkey", "w802587", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: That usually works", "Strange...that usually works", "w696100", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: He won't shut up", "What is he babbling about? He's like the thing that wouldn't shut up", "w417599", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: No touchie", "Whoa no touchie! No touchie! No touch!", "w734488", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "c: Fear and Loathing" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: That’s a big trunk", "Kid's don't do drugs", "w223737", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Leave the bastard alone", "Why don’t you leave that poor bastard alone", "w644914", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Drug frenzy", "What was I doing? What was the meaning of this? Was I just roaming around in a drug frenzy of some kind?", "w756092", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: You're wasting my time", "Why goddammit you're wasting my time", "w700514", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: You've gone sideways", "Fuck you've got completely sideways man, you'll be dead in 10 seconds, fuck they’ll make me explain things", "w497070", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Calm down", "Try to calm down, smoke some grass, shoot some fucking smack, shit man do whatever you got to do", "w155435", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Drug explosion", "Holy fuck...clearly I was a victim of the drug explosion", "w692994", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: His life was ruined", "With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever", "w326143", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Time to flee", "The decision to flee came suddenly...", "w784488", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: I'm respectable", "I'm a relatively respectable citizen...multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous", "w502627", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: The fuckers are closing in", "I don’t have much time man, the fuckers are closing in, they'll hunt me down like a fucking beast", "w518015", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Beat the dogshit", "What if I just jump on you and beat the dogshit out of you would that make you feel better you filthy bastard", "w757029", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: I felt like a nazi", "I felt like a nazi, but if had to be done", "w800669", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Know your dope fiend", "Know your dope fiend...", "w753688", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Leash you", "No more of that talk or I'll put the fucking leashes on you, understand?", "w325205", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: I'll miss him", "Fuck...I'm going to miss him", "w972729", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: The whole scene", "It was time I felt, for an agonizing reappraisal of the whole scene", "w804267", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Hi grandma", "A drug person can cope with seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth", "w674826", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "v: Furry Flyers" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Wonderful toys", "Where does he get those wonderful toys", "w596094", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Rubbing the rhubarb", "Never rub another man's rhubarb", "w832730", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Go with a smile", "If you gotta go, go with a smile", "w187586", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Kill the llamas", "An now...comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives", "w210368", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Got a live one", "Oooh I've got a live one here", "w739534", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Vicious bastard", "You are a vicious bastard, and uh...I'm glad your dead", "w105452", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Stay inside the lines", "Hard to stay inside the lines", "w331694", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Homicidal artist", "I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist", "w128249", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: What luck", "What luck!", "w508166", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Discouraged", "Kinda makes you feel discouraged", "w793596", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Look mighty dark", "Yes things were beginning to look mighty dark for our intrepid heroes", "w857411", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Close one", "That certainly was a close one", "w931521", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Stab them shoot them", "We tried to stab them shoot them smash them smush them bash them mash them, let's face it darling, we suck", "w541873", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Goodjob", "Excellent my faithful minions, excellent!", "w415376", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Getting jiggy", "I was just getting jiggy with it", "w733718", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Bungling interference", "They foiled my plans with their bungling interference", "w451376", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Quiet idiots!", "Quiet idiots!", "w698890", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Where is boom?", "Where is boom?", "w499257", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "b: High School" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Learn it, know it, live it", "Learn it, know it, live it", "w965364", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: This is my time", "You're on dangerous ground here, you're causing a major disturbance on *my* time", "w395844", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Get off my case", "GET OFF MY CASE MOTHERFUCKER!", "w281503", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Aloha", "Aloha", "w503371", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: No problem at all", "No problem at all", "w138732", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: What's your problem", "Hey bud, what's your problem", "w517255", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: You dick", "You dick!", "w378991", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: You on dope", "What are you people, on dope?", "w557501", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Waste my time", "Why do you shamelessly waste my time like this?", "w909204", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: 100 percent", "Mister if you don't shut up I'm going to kick 100 percent of your ass", "w657256", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: What are you doing", "Am I hallucinating here? Just what the in hell do you think you're doing?", "w441114", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: They never doubted it", "Incredible, one of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second", "w905129", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Bueller", "Bueller...Bueller...Buelller", "w875779", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Leave my cheese", "I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind", "w416648", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Toleration", "It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself", "w123082", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Your ass is mine", "The game is up, your ass is mine", "w954157", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: I'm cute, help!", "I'm in danger ok, I'm very cute, I'm very alone, and I'm very protective of my body? I NEED HELP!", "w797297", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Life moves pretty fast", "Life moves pretty fast, you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it", "w696285", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "n: History of the Mystery" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Bullshit artist", "Oh, a bullshit artist", "w956236", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Ok faggot", "Ok faggot, what's next?", "w243147", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: The inquisition", "The Inquisition, what a show, the Inquisition, here we go, we know you're wishing that we'd go away", "w939971", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Gangbang", "Gangbang! C'mon let's all jump the queen", "w114332", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Good to be the king", "It's good to be the king", "w984253", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Jews in space", "Were Jews out in space, were zooming along protecting the Hebrew race", "w632975", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Don't mess with volcano", "Don't mess with the volcano my man, cause I will go Pompeii on your butt!", "w257789", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Hey morons", "Hey morons, over here", "w450942", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Blind date with destiny", "We've got a blind date with destiny...and it looks like she's ordered the lobster", "w555113", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Better than you", "Because I'm better than you...yeah that's right a lot better", "w803330", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Evil will always win", "Evil will always have the edge, you good guys are always so bound by the rules", "w563989", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Teamwork", "We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering", "w203582", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: We are number 1", "We are number 1, all others are number 2 or lower", "w207593", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Time bomb of fury", "Well I am a ticking time bomb of fury...", "w282463", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: God gave me a gift", "God gave me a gift", "w827898", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Why you dissing me", "Why you guys always dissing me? It hurts my feelings. I'm a superhero too, I have powers", "w783374", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: I'll take my ball", "I guess I'll just have to take my ball and go home", "w791155", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Pantera's box", "Do yourself a favor, don't punch my clock, cause I'm a a Pantera's box you do not want to open", "w332691", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
	endVPDXMenu();
	
	
	startVPDXMenu( "2: Ismack Movies vol II" );
		
		startVPDXMenu( "q: I See Dead People" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: They're all dead", "They're all dead, they just don't know it yet", "w339806", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Take your shot funboy", "Take your shot funboy", "w495211", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Like a little worm", "I feel like a little worm on a big fucking hook", "w412967", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Oooh that had to hurt", "Oooh that had to hurt", "w695281", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: I think we broke her", "I think we broke her", "w179089", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Your mother's feces", "I can lay you out and fill your mouth with your mother's feces", "w409597", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Don't do that", "Don't do that", "w841427", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Nice move", "Nice move...beautifully done", "w401036", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Getting fed up", "I'm getting so fed up with you", "w375816", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Wake up as dead meat", "What's it like, to wake up as dead meat, with the buzzards circling?", "w110386", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Don't push your luck", "Don't push your luck", "w807941", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: The stalemate is over", "The stalemate is over, I want what's mine", "w295580", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Reality check", "Clearly the facts say otherwise", "w310951", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: I'll not step aside", "I'll not step aside, I will not allow any talking monkey to take my place", "w559022", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: La la la not listening", "You know, the great thing about a conversation like this, you never have to have it again", "w398878", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Watch the profanity", "You've gonna have to watch it with that profanity", "w290577", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Pest", "Pest...do you have an idea how hard it is to get one of those?", "w109738", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Don't push your luck", "Don't push your luck", "w309617", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "w: If Its Not Scottish" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Nice ass buddy", "You're prettier than most girls I've shagged, I've never had such tendencies but if I did you'd be on my list", "w207561", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: You want some", "You want some? You can't have any...", "w627642", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Sloppy seconds", "Have a go, I'll be in there for sloppy seconds", "w428456", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: I'm gonna eat you", "Here baby baby, I'm gonna eat you", "w979738", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: The other white meat", "Baby: The other other white meat, Baby: It's what's for dinner", "w916163", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: I'm really going to fucking eat you", "C'mere I'm going to eat you, I'm bigger than you I'm higher on the food chain, GET IN MY BELLY", "w430261", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Babyback ribs", "I want my babyback babyback babyback babyback ribs I want my babyback babyback babyback babyback ribs", "w502453", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Surprise surprise", "Well surprise surprise huh? I'm dead sexy", "w462980", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Frisky are we", "Oooo frisky are we?", "w353472", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: I'm dead sexy", "I'm dead sexy, you were crap!", "w390291", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Awww Boohoo", "Awww boohoo", "w364995", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Mommy daddy button", "Oh right in the mommy-daddy button", "w628751", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Sex appeal", "Maybe I'm losing my sex appeal", "w381910", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Don't tempt me", "Don't tempt me", "w647795", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Fuck the prom queen", "Loser's always whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen", "w899490", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: You idiot", "Personally I think you're a fucking idiot", "w340388", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Enough running", "Enough of this running shit", "w627298", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Dead as Julius Caeser", "He's a dead as Julius Caesar", "w963605", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "e: Ke Ann Who" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Watching you dioe", "I'm going to enjoy watching you die", "w288717", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Mr Wizard", "Mr Wizard, get me the hell out of here", "w752542", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Stronger and faster", "Do you believe that my being stronger or faster, has anything to do with my muscles in this place?", "w891279", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: You're faster than that", "What are you waiting for, you're faster than this...don't think you are, *know* you are", "w821931", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: C'mon hit me", "C'mon stop trying to hit me and hit me", "w176886", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Surprise asshole", "Surprise asshole, I bet you never saw this coming did you?", "w108785", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Dodge this", "Dodge this.", "w102936", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Walking the path", "There's a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path", "w151656", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: He didn’t make it", "Oh I'm sorry he didn’t make it", "w354402", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Rip out your spine", "I'm going to rip your fucking spine out, I swear to god", "w794173", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Pop quiz", "Pop quiz asshole: You have a hair trigger aimed at your head, what do you do...what do you do?", "w483488", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Hold this for me", "You have to hold this, it's like a grenade, you have to help me, c'mon hold it, don’t let it go...", "w206498", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Real disappointing", "This day has been real disappointing I don’t mind saying", "w602104", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: You like that", "You bastard! How does that feel? You like that? You like it you bastard?", "w908878", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Wish you never met me", "There will come a time boy, when you'll wish you never met me", "w945280", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: All the balls in the world", "Oh we got all the balls in the world right here man", "w653397", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Very very exciting", "Very very exciting, some close calls huh?", "w145817", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Why they messing with me", "Why are they messing with me? Do they think I'm doing this for fun?", "w661924", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "r: LA Story" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Can I play with your blood?", "You're a fucking ugly bitch, I want to stab you to death and play around with your blood", "w575183", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Shut up", "If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you", "w676175", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Hi, I'm insane", "Did you know I'm utterly insane?", "w157039", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Murders and executions", "I'm in to uh...murders and executions mainly", "w100052", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Mmm, homicidal behavior", "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale", "w103022", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Had to do some killing", " I uh...haha... I just had to kill a lot of people", "w798884", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Things you own", "Things you own, end up owning you", "w164234", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Grade school", "My god, I haven't been fucked like that since grade school", "w162978", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: God hates you", "You have to consider the possibly that god does not like you, that he never wanted you, that he hates you", "w167762", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Jacks surprise", "I am Jack's complete lack of surprise", "w401604", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Jacks revenge", "I am Jack's smirking revenge", "w509720", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Run Forrest run", "Run Forest Run!", "w406062", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Do not fuck with us", "Do not fuck with us", "w106133", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Lost cabin pressure", "We have just lost cabin pressure, please return your seatbacks to their full upright and locked position", "w276123", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Reached my limit", "I've absolutely reached my fucking limit with people like you", "w770832", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Shoot you so many times", "You just settle down right now! You try anything I'm gonna shoot you so many times!", "w218000", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Your savior JC", "I wanna ask you a question, it's real real important ok? Do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?", "w446993", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Ugly stick", "Look who got beat with the ugly stick! I can't believe such a teeny weenie little gun made such a big mess", "w236027", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "t: Mallrats" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Knock it off", "Sweet fucking christ would you knock it off?", "w492006", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Back on the escalator", "That's criminal, that kid...that kid is back on the escalator again!", "w111432", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Human brown eye", "He's liable to kill himself, the human brown eye here is a walking calamity", "w652376", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: I read comics", "C'mon you fuckers think that just cause a guy read comics he can't start some shit?", "w900333", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Kneel before Zod", "Come son of Jor-el, kneel before Zod...snoochie boochies!", "w231596", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Lightweights", "All it took was a fat chronic blunt, these guys were lightweights", "w949905", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: It's fucked up", "Are you watching this shit man? It's fucked up!", "w846187", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Shut up", "Just shut the fuck up", "w441216", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Fuck you up", "That's it you're dead, I am going to fuck you up beyond repair", "w769506", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Load of crap", "That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard", "w834893", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: WTF", "Where do you come up with this shit?", "w382569", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Where did that come from", "Where the hell did that come from? What the hell is going on here?", "w195534", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Wreak havoc", "Alright guys, you have your mission, go forth and wreak havoc", "w326157", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Knock it off", "Knock it off", "w413233", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Serious disappointment", "You're in for some serious fucking disappointment", "w152676", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Humping your mom", "I'd do it, but I pulled my back out humping your mom last night...nooch", "w619831", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Wovie-beserk style", "I attack the structure wovie-berserk style knock out the fucking pin and bickety bam the motherfuckers rubble", "w994092", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Walt Flanagan", "Damn that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog", "w205047", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "y: Princess and the Pee Wee" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Mad dog", "Haha mad dog arrrr ruff ruff", "w425485", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Mr Breakfast", "Morning Mr. Breakfast!", "w573013", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: I meant to do that", "I meant to do that", "w500454", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Before I lose patience", "Tell me where it is before I lose patience with you", "w547599", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Save your questions", "Please save your questions until I'm through", "w206485", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Life can be so unfair", "Life can be so unfair", "w962678", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Take a picture", "Why don't you take a picture it'll last longer", "w933052", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Don’t think", "Am I going mad, or did the work *think* escape your lips?", "w992572", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Laters", "Have you been chasing me your whole life only to fail now?", "w839586", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Still trying to win", "Good heavens, are you still trying to win?", "w409323", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Sense of vengence", "You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance, it's going to get you into trouble some day", "w805275", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Shut up", "I don’t mean to be rude, but that is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you didn't distract me", "w989428", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Disappointment", "Get used to disappointment", "w258442", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Inconceiveable", "Inconceivable!", "w174484", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: That’s not nice", "That was not very sportsmanlike", "w694607", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Wait till I get going", "Wait till I get going", "w169889", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Classic blunder", "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders", "w339090", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Quiet smarty pants", "Yes you're very smart, shut up", "w692547", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "u: Pulp Fiction" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Indochina", "I'm prepared to scour the earth for that motherfucker...", "w724558", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: That's pride", "Feel that sting big boy? That's pride fucking with you...", "w658763", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Far from ok", "I'm pretty fucking far from ok", "w406381", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Pliers and a blowtorch", "I'm gonna call a couple of hard pipe hitting niggers...", "w950330", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Get Medieval", "I aint through with you by a damn sight, I'm gonna get medieval on your ass!", "w645570", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Knock that shit off", "I'd knock that shit off if I was you", "w516088", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: I'm getting pissed", "Yo yo yo man, you best back off, I'm getting a little pissed here", "w223323", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Repugnant shit", "I will never forgive your ass for this shit, this is some fucked up repugnant shit", "w582758", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Mushroom cloud", "Well I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker, I'm superfly tnt, I'm the guns of the navarone", "w748532", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: lets not suck each other", "Well let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet", "w456470", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: I don't remember asking you", "I don't remember asking you a goddamned thing", "w904373", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Don’t fucking move", "Any of you fucking pigs move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you", "w283014", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Furious anger", "I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger...", "w667538", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Mr Nine Millimeter", "You're the evil man I'm the righteous man, Mr Nine Millimeter here is the shepard protecting my righteous ass", "w890127", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Break your concentration", "Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration?", "w281381", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Great vengence", "And you will know my name is the lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!", "w368056", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Bold statement", "That's a bold statement", "w142212", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Fuck with my vehicle", "Don't fuck with another man's vehicle, you don't do it, it's against the rules", "w294659", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "a: Romeo Must Swing" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: We're not that bad", "We're not as bad as you think", "w798773", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Bullshit", "BULLSHIT!", "w151756", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Let's get it on", "Let's get it on sugar...Let's get in on...", "w592991", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Knows some shit", "You aint the only one who knows some shit", "w406934", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Nobody kicked my ass", "What the hell you'all talking about, aint nobody ever kick my ass", "w945072", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Touchdown baby", "He could go all the way...TOUCHDOWN BABY TAKE IT TAKE IT...these nuts in yo mouth", "w984649", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Get to work", "Why you'all not working...get to work...shiftless negroes", "w591442", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Get yo ass kicked", "And now, you about to get yo ass kicked", "w531989", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Cold shit", "Damn that's some cold shit", "w615071", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: You're so money", "You're so money and you don’t even know it", "w634190", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: The bunny's scared", "The bunny's scared of you", "w838558", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: How to kill the bunny", "You're thinking to yourself I don’t know what to do man, I don’t know how to kill the bunny", "w640923", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: It is so on", "Oh it's on...it is so on...", "w424929", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: I'm looking like the money", "I think I'm looking like the money, like the bomb, right?", "w187107", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: You're a big winner", "You're money, and you know what else? You're a big winner tonight", "w495481", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Baby that was money", "Baby that was money, tell me that wasn't money!", "w973131", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: So fucking money", "That was so fucking money, that was like the jedi mind shit", "w769369", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Great times", "Alright we'll play some more, he likes to get scored on...great times...", "w380592", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "s: Sex Toys" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Mom fucked a midget", "Hahahahah...yeah we'll your mother fucked a midget", "w377407", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: My dad says", "My dad says you’re a joke and I don’t have to listen to you, fuck off!", "w188131", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: He likes cock", "Well I guess he likes the cock after all", "w979530", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Folds under pressure", "The guy's like origami, folds under pressure. When the big game's on the line he's busy riding the pine", "w872118", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Look who joined", "Well look who joined the party", "w581502", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Ever been bitchslapped", "Ever been bitchslapped? Arriva derchi deadwood", "w729410", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Mayday star command", "Mayday mayday, come in star command, send reinforcements", "w283584", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Stun to kill", "I've set my laser from stun to kill", "w618100", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Stupid pills", "Did you all take stupid pills this morning?", "w306629", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Aim it at my flipper", "You gotta aim it right here at my flipper, I'm not a very good catch", "w852309", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: I despise that chicken", "I despise that chicken", "w318967", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Videogame experience", "You'd think with all my videogame experience, I'd be feeling more prepared", "w795397", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Oh well, we tried", "Oh well, we tried", "w174396", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: No back talk", "No back talk! I have a laser and I will use it!", "w300032", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Extreme measures", "I tried reasoning with you, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures", "w727238", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Watch the laser", "Please be careful, you don’t want to be in the way when my laser goes off", "w978931", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: You're mocking me", "You're mocking me, aren’t you?", "w493358", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Sad strange little man", "You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity", "w452828", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "d: Something Smells Fishy" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Down the hatch", "Here boy...down the hatch...delicious!", "w643046", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: C-c-coming to kill me", "Hahaha It's cccoming to k-k-kill me, how you going to c-c-catch me?", "w849099", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Disappointed", "Ok...DISAPPOINTED!...sonofabitch!", "w497969", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Asshole", "Asshole", "w187775", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Giant twerp", "You pompous stuck up snotnosed giant twerp scumbag fuckface dickhead asshole!", "w896616", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Was that smart", "Now was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid!", "w372814", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Don't call me stupid", "Don't call me stupid", "w323554", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Stop kissing ass", "Pull your tongue out of my ass", "w575873", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Come again", "In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary...come again?", "w431600", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Big brave balls", "There are two types of balls: There are big brave balls, and there little mincy faggot balls", "w732524", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Predictability of stupidity", "You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity", "w162942", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Ruthless little cunt", "You're a ruthless little cunt, I'll give you that", "w596163", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Piker says what", "ItHinkUsHouLDfUcKOfFNowWHilEYoUStiLlGotTHelEGsTOcarRyYou", "w243310", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Your on thin ice", "You're on thin fucking ice and I shall be under it when it breaks...now fuck off", "w758574", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Plenty fucking stupid", "Well you're plenty fucking stupid, I'll give you that", "w951247", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Little piggy", "Right that takes care of one little piggy", "w345335", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Piker says what part deux", "haVEImAdEMYsELfcLEaRBoYS", "w684251", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Who's fucked now", "Who's proper fucked now then?", "w791464", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "f: Streetwise" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: You fucking with me", "You wanna fuck with me? I'll show you who you're fucking with", "w984046", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: You wanna shoot me", "You wanna shoot me you little piece of shit? Go ahead take a shot", "w761282", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Bark little doggy", "Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?", "w580878", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Bitchslap you", "You keep talking like a bitch, I'm going to slap you like a bitch", "w605673", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Right in the face", "Bam! Right in the face", "w268043", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Got to be embarrassing", "This is really got to be embarrassing for you guys huh?", "w554015", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Trying to get a rise", "Are you trying to get a rise out of me?", "w827671", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Kiss my pucker", "You'll pardon me if I ask you to kiss my pucker", "w606856", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Catch Keyser Soze", "You think you can catch Keyser Soze?", "w190213", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Old MacDonald", "Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O...and on that farm he shot some guys...", "w901996", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Try harder sport", "C'mon sport you gotta try harder, need some exercise for Christssakes", "w600487", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: If you need a friend", "If you need a friend...get a dog", "w318589", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Suck his skull", "When I get hold of the sonofabitch I'm going tear his eyeballs out, I'm gonna suck his fucking skull", "w597261", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Take it in the ass", "Well you take it! RIGHT IN THE ASS YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG COCKSUCKER!", "w767035", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Shut that cunt's mouth", "Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head", "w415832", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: I am perplexed", "I am to say the least perplexed, as well as frustrated", "w281609", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Day of reckoning", "I can promise you a day of reckoning that you will not live long enough to never forget", "w350506", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: A plan", "I think a plan is just a list of things that don’t happen", "w971960", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "g: Texas Style BBQ" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: You missed me", "You missed me!", "w302497", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Bless me father", "Bless me father for I have just killed quite a few men", "w370515", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Let's play", "Let's play.", "w292866", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: El Guapo", "El Guapo only kills men, he does not kill crying women", "w425534", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Tuckered out", "Look at the little fellow, he's tuckered out already", "w771596", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Take it out on me", "Could it be, that once again you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?", "w117243", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Dick as a pencil", "I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick as a pencil", "w358104", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: We're not friends?", "Does this mean we’re not friends anymore? You know if you werent my friend I just don’t think I could bear It", "w711056", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: I'm your huckleberry", "I'm your huckleberry", "w257985", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: After all that...you missed?", "After all that...you missed?", "w518669", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Master of the stuff", "I'm the master of the mechanical stuff! And I have to help you, you the master of the STUPID STUFF!", "w582826", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Gonna get a whuppin", "That boy is gonna get a whuppin", "w465001", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Promised me a whuppin", "Now somebody around here promised me a whuppin", "w320384", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Well that struck a nerve", "Well that struck a nerve", "w377742", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Wanna play games", "You want to play games pendeho?", "w439576", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Buenos Dias shitheads", "Buenos Dias shitheads", "w420877", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Got yourself a tribe", "See you got 3 or 4 good pals, why then you got yourself a tribe, there aint nothing stronger than that", "w336043", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Regulators", "Regulators! Let's saddle up, we gonna have a lot of fun now", "w700833", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "h: The Big Rush" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Life doesn’t stop for you", "Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit", "w241267", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: I'm throwing rocks", "Wooo! I'm throwing rocks tonight", "w536794", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Gonna fuck you up", "Ready to be fucked man? We're gonna fuck you up", "w657054", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Could be", "Well certainly, that's a possibility dude", "w544013", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: So many cuss words", "Do you have to use so many cuss words?", "w827411", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Fuck a stranger", "Son, this is what happens when YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!", "w818936", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Strict drug regimen", "I'm adhering to uh a pretty strict uh drug regimen to my mind uh you know...limber", "w191922", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Driving stoned", "If there's one thing I know it's how to drive when I'm stoned", "w312288", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: This is bullshit", "This is bullshit", "w891537", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Wipe yourself off man", "Wipe yourself off man, you dead", "w184424", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Wooo you know he dead", "Wooo you know he dead.", "w283559", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Do you understand", "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?", "w188088", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Where you going", "Where you think you going huh?", "w152599", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: You fulla shit", "You fulla shit you understand that, you fulla shit", "w420111", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: I'm gonna kick your ass", "I'm gonna kick your ass", "w548423", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Aint no democracy", "Man just sit there and shut up, this aint no democracy", "w558444", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: You Tito", "I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito. Your ass belong to me", "w781006", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: I will bust yo ass", "I aint playing man, if I have to I will bust your ass", "w429479", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "j: The Great Outdoors" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Fashionable fight", "The almighty says: This must be a fashionable fight, it's drawn the finest people", "w213091", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: You're fucked", "The lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked", "w439320", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: I'm ok", "I'm all right, nobody worry about me", "w979291", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Right where you wanted it", "Oooh that was a good one, Oooh that was right where you wanted it", "w443862", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: No more messing around", "Ok I guess were playing for keep now, I guess the kidding around is pretty much over huh?", "w272946", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Varmit poontang", "I smell varmint poontag", "w872546", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Thank you very litle", "Thank you very little", "w750687", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: I crap bigger than you", "I crap bigger than you", "w249270", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Smart remarks", "You make a lot of smart remarks at my expense don’t you?", "w807041", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Shut the hell up", "If you're going to kill me, get on with it, if not shut the hell up", "w544311", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Cowboy's a dying breed", "Cowboy leads a different kind of life, when there were cowboys...we're a dying breed", "w538250", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Good job cowboy", "Good job cowboy", "w626684", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Balls into earings", "if you ever talk to me like that again, and I'll turn your balls into earrings...understand?", "w881299", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Lord humungous", "Greetings from the humungous, the lord humungous, warrior of the wasteland, the ayatollah of rock and rolla", "w245678", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: My dogs of war", "I am gravely disappointed, again you have made me unleash my dogs of war...", "w378606", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Just walk away", "There has been too much violence, too much pain, just walk away and I will spare your lives", "w397243", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Two men enter", "Two men enter, one man leaves", "w438826", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Dying time's here", "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, dying time's here", "w759979", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "z: They call me Bruce" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Do something usefull", "Shut the fuck up and do something useful", "w584529", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Dial 911", "Dial 911, somebody's about to get killed", "w363458", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Up your well laid ass", "You can stick your well laid plan up your well laid ass", "w875974", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: No chance cowboy", "Do you really think you have a chance against us Mr. Cowboy?", "w150311", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Yippie Kai Ai", "Yippie Kai Ai motherfucker!", "w529821", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Oops no bullets", "Oops, no bullets", "w223261", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: I'll crush you all", "Oh you little bastards, I'll crush each and every one of you", "w121549", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Cry to momma", "Go ahead and run, run home and cry to momma", "w645951", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: That hurt", "Oooh that’s gotta hurt", "w347832", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: I got plenty", "C'mon I got plenty for everybody", "w104432", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Come to poppa", "Come to poppa", "w185402", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Who wants some", "Alright, who wants some, huh? Who wants to have a little?", "w776843", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Yo She bitch", "Yo she-bitch...let's go", "w432759", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Groovy", "Groovy", "w959270", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Sugar", "Give me some sugar baby", "w542029", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: You're going down", "You're going down", "w494376", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: You bastards", "You bastards", "w972966", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Got little sucker", "Gotcha didn't I you little sucker", "w217799", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "x: Tom Vu" );
			addVPDXItem( "1: Mission Impossible Theme", "", "w878593", false);
			addVPDXItem( "q: This is gonna hurt", "Uh Oh this is gonna hurt", "w422918", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Everyone else is slower", "I'm not going faster, everyone else is going slower", "w543177", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: He's blocking me", "He's blocking me, move the sonofabitch!", "w814663", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Poopy mouth", "How come every word you use is either cocksucker shit balls or fuck?", "w270359", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Respect the cock", "Respect the cock!", "w581176", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: I have lasers", "You have been warned, because I have my lasers and I have my jets pointed right at you", "w526573", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Suck it", "We like to celebrate St. Suck My Big Fat Fucking Sausage", "w209698", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Sweet cherry pie", "You are gonna give me that cherry pie sweet momma baby", "w787081", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: I will not apologize", "I will not apologize for who I am", "w895446", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Out of excuses", "I guess you're all out of excuses", "w145000", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Ego is writing checks", "Son your ego is writing checks your body can't cash", "w411996", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: I'm in deep shit", "Move your ass! Get up here I'm engaged with 5 repeat 5! I'm in deep shit!", "w747573", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Over in 2 minutes", "Bullshit 10 minutes, this thing will be over in 2 minutes, get on it!", "w436583", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Target rich environment", "This is what I call a target rich environment", "w719833", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: The clock is ticking", "The clock is ticking, and as of now we are keeping score", "w506741", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: You can run but not hide", "You can run kid, but you can't hide", "w173543", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: The need for speed", "I feel the need, the need for speed!", "w278057", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Maverick supersonic", "Maverick supersonic, I'll be there in 30 seconds", "w872573", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "c: Wargames" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Indy 500", "Charging a man with murder in this place, was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indianapolis 500", "w284480", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Charlie don’t sure", "Charlie don't surf!", "w456496", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Mmm napalm", "I love the smell of napalm in the morning, smells like...victory", "w948571", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: That a lot of bullshit", "Oh man, the bullshit piled up so fast you needed wings to stay above it", "w979829", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Stupid questions", "Either ask relevant questions or shut up", "w478014", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Maggot go ha ha", "Well maggot I see you got a sense of humor", "w190633", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: You're emotional", "You're really quite emotional, aren’t you?", "w684062", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: We got to wait for you", "Hey you? What are you something special? We got to wait all day for you?", "w747415", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: You are pukes", "You are the lowest form of life on earth. You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit", "w259541", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Did you work on it", "Were you born a fat slimy scumbag puke piece of shit, or did you have to work on it?", "w178693", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Get some", "Ha HA GET SOME BABY GET SOME GET SOME C'MON GET IT YEAH GET SOME", "w346957", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: Signed his own death", "Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant", "w250566", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Shit down your neck", "You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck", "w742342", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Crack of your momma", "The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress", "w840887", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Reacharound", "I'll bet you'd fuck a person in the ass and not even have goddamned common courtesy to give him a reacharound", "w278589", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Skullfuck", "I will gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you", "w702970", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Shit Tiffany cufflinks", "You had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks, or I will definitely fuck you up", "w404864", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Dumb fucking mistakes", "People I'm tired of filling body bags with your dumb fucking mistakes", "w779804", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "v: Whine Solo" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: Shut down the main reactor", "They shut down the main reactor, we'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness!", "w736348", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Watch your language", "You watch your language", "w807886", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Outrun them", "Well you can forget your troubles with those imperial slugs, I told you I'd outrun them", "w403101", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: We're made to suffer", "We seem to be made to suffer, it's our lot in life", "w564306", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: Good blaster", "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side", "w314812", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: All this sneaking around", "Bring em on, I'd prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around", "w412355", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Bad feeling about this", "I got a bad feeling about this", "w450999", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Curse my metal body", "Curse my metal body I wasn't fast enough, it's all my fault", "w322398", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: She'll hold together", "Don't worry she'll hold together", "w580387", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: I amaze even myself", "Not a bad bit of rescuing huh? You know sometimes I amaze even myself", "w651886", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Bullseye womp rats", "It's not impossible I used to bull’s-eye womp rats in my T16 back home", "w807689", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: This is Red 5", "The is Red 5, I'm going in", "w416878", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Laugh if up fuzzball", "Laugh if up fuzzball", "w721003", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: I think we're in trouble", "I think we’re in trouble, don't know how we're going to get out of this one", "w192306", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: We're doomed", "We're doomed", "w222532", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Can't bear to watch", "Oh I can't bear to watch", "w356066", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Good luck", "Good luck, you're gonna need it", "w204305", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: They think I'm a god", "I do believe they think I'm some sort of god", "w578958", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "b: Wookie Mix" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: These arnt those droids", "You don't need to see his identification, these aren’t the droids you're looking for", "w582484", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: Feel the force flow", "Remember a Jedi can feel the force flowing through him", "w546489", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: The force will be with you", "The force will be with you, always", "w510047", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: You'll get us all killed", "Put that thing away you're going to get us all killed", "w733510", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: You're still alive", "It's a wonder you're still alive", "w741070", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: You can't win", "You can't win, if you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine", "w572953", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Stay on target", "Stay on target...stay on target", "w797012", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: Nerf herder", "Why you stuck up half-witted scruffy looking nerf herder", "w693353", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Away put your weapon", "Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm", "w773646", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Boy's got no patience", "I can not teach him, the boy has no patience", "w698514", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Adventure Excitement", "Adventure heh! excitement heh! A Jedi craves not these things", "w248069", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: There is no try", "Try not. Do or do not. There is no try", "w950413", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Concentrate", "Concentrate, feel the force flow", "w219469", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Control", "Control, control, you must learn control", "w184224", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Reckless he is", "Told you I did, reckless is he, now matters are worse", "w236920", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: Jabba getting jiggy", "Ho Ho Ho Ho", "w553302", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Weapon of a jedi", "This is the weapon of a Jedi knight, not as clumsy or as random as a blaster", "w355577", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Help me Obi Wan", "Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope", "w629987", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
		
		startVPDXMenu( "n: You Lookin at Me" );
			addVPDXItem( "q: How am I funny", "How am I funny? You mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you I make you laugh, I'm here to fucking amuse you?", "w741780", false);
			addVPDXItem( "w: What you looking at", "What the fuck are you looking at?", "w437663", false);
			addVPDXItem( "e: Sing a lullabye", "It's time to sing that fat bitch a lullaby", "w364688", false);
			addVPDXItem( "r: Sit your 5 dollar ass down", "Sit your 5 dollar ass down before I make change!", "w573519", false);
			addVPDXItem( "t: I wanna shoot you so bad", "I wanna shoot you so bad my dick's hard", "w344180", false);
			addVPDXItem( "y: Stick your head up your ass", "Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass...see if it fits...", "w828341", false);
			addVPDXItem( "a: Cockroaches", "Fuck em all I'll bury those cockroaches", "w410402", false);
			addVPDXItem( "s: You stupid fuck", "I told you don't fuck with me! No but you wouldn't listen, well you stupid fuck look at you now", "w462500", false);
			addVPDXItem( "d: Fucking with the best", "Who you think you fucking with huh? You fuck with me you fucking with the best", "w348869", false);
			addVPDXItem( "f: Cat who wont cop out", "Who's the cat who won't cop out, when there's danger all about", "w405744", false);
			addVPDXItem( "g: Don’t make me run", "I'm gonna fuck you up for making me run", "w589916", false);
			addVPDXItem( "h: April fool motherfucker", "April fool motherfucker...told you not to make me run didn’t I?", "w311837", false);
			addVPDXItem( "z: Smoke me", "Thought you were gonna smoke me?", "w603043", false);
			addVPDXItem( "x: Shut the fuck up", "Shut the fuck up", "w517693", false);
			addVPDXItem( "c: Please that booty", "It's my duty, to please that booty", "w596437", false);
			addVPDXItem( "v: 10 times out of 10", "Who delivers 10 times out of 10?", "w329625", false);
			addVPDXItem( "b: Fuck with people", "They like to fuck with people huh? I guess I'm gonna have to show them what fucking with people is all about", "w909298", false);
			addVPDXItem( "n: Motherfucking cracker", "You still a motherfucking cracker you know that right?", "w770071", false);
		endVPDXMenu();
		
	endVPDXMenu();
	
	addVPDXItem( "3: Voice Pack URL               ", "I'm using OSiRiS 341 Voice Pack v3.0 - Check it out at http://osiris.tribes2.org", "ad", false);
	addVPDXItem( "4: Shut up! (iSmack)            ", " ", "w530212", false);
	addVPDXItem( "5: Yo, She-Bitch (D6)           ", " ", "D6beg.sheash", false);
	addVPDXItem( "6: Piece of shit (Reflex)       ", " ", "CGSP.wgta08", false);
	addVPDXItem( "7: Sneaky bastage (Crack)       ", " ", "SSA.bastage", false);