AnarchyAo February 2009
Happy Gilmore would obviously win this battle. Freakin' golf clubs, people, come on...He'd use Crum's hands as a tee and hit his eyeballs about 1,000m into the distance and then beat him relentlessly, bare-knuckled, with the same fists that kicked Bob Barker's ass.
Scaled_One February 2009
Chuck norris isn't involved here because he'd win by default.
voted for Happy and Gumby.
Happy due to being a brawler (sure bob barker used his litch-king-fu to beat his head into the ground, but Happy both knows how to use a nail gun as a weapon, and has beaten an alligator to death with his bare hands.
Gumby on the other hand can literally turn into anything, plus has backup.